Funny Cat Stories Novels & Stories

So pure that even snow seemed dull in comparison. By the first day, Snowy opened his eyes. On day two, he started walking. And on day three, he could open doors, shred the milk box with his razor-sharp teeth, and drink all the fresh milk in the building. Leo and Luna were satisfied with raw food. Not Snowy. He only ate live prey. He drove the neighborhood's escaped hamsters to extinction, snapped up fish straight from hooks, and even hunted a neighbor's pet rabbit. My role as "cat mama" escalated—I was now the posthumous disaster manager: cleaning up after carnage, apologizing to neighbors, begging forgiveness, and still having to earn money.

What does he expect me to say? “Well, that’s stretching it a bit, isn’t it? I mean, okay. I almost died twice, and I’m still here. But I certainly wouldn’t call myself immortal. That’s pure fantasy, and I’m very much living in the real world. Cats have nine lives, right? Maybe I’m a cat reincarnated. An ancient cat that spoke Gaelic.” Her joke fell like a lead balloon. What is up with him? “We’re going to be holed up here for a bit. If you’d like to explore this further, we can do that. I know people.”

Though I’m pretty sure it was just simply a generous gesture, that smile, I mean. “Are you serious? Those kinds of cases actually happen in real life?” I overheard the students from the other table talking. “God, they must be seriously sick in the head to do something cruel like that,” another voice says in an exasperated voice. What are they talking about? I’m not eavesdropping, they’re just talking pretty loud, and it’s just us here inside. Me and the four of them. “I know right? Who knows what kind of things they’d do after they get bored with the cats?”

He might be a two-foot-tall animal, but he is more dangerous than a lion. "It seemed to me like your pet could talk," he said, and let out a small chuckle, which annoyed me. He shifted back from me, then squatted down beside Reed, who was now sitting on the dirt, and patted his head while the idiot cat whined back in return. "I have heard tales of talking animals, but I never thought I could meet one anytime soon." Caleb smiles again, and that only irritates me.

Dora kept telling her stories and each one made me laugh uncontrollably. They had a cat named Tiger and Emma had dressed the poor cat in her pink top and pants and even added a hat for 'fashion purpose' and then she proceeded to take the cat out for a walk. The videos definitely got viral and Emma got the scolding of her life. Tiger now stays with Dora. The poor cat has been scarred for life.

“What’s funny here Nel, I just told you what I heard from her mouth and you are laughing at me. Is that it?” “That was a confusion Jake, it’s an unbelievable and funny confusion” Nel chuckled slowly. “What do you mean?” “Kenny got a black pussycat and the cat’s name is dick. She loves playing with her pussycat all the time. She takes him wherever she going , even to school and the name of this pussycat is Dick. You know how cats licks all the time” Nel explained slowly. “Why didn’t she just call it Cat? Maybe I could have understood”

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Dog starts jumping around happily and barking "Oh! Oh yes! Oh, yea! And next time I see those boys, ... I am gonna bark at them" " Let's speak about it inside, out of this cold." complains cat. Then the two came inside the cardboard box for a nice drink of fresh water and cold sausage. THE END

He scoffed and took a sip his coffee, Aaron came and patted my shoulder, “Sorry about that, kitty Cat, he got annoyed after supporting a boner all nigh long.” Elm almost choked on his banana fried, and actually I almost laughed as well, though I settled with a smirked on my face. Aaron saw me and pointing his finger at me. He winked, and we immediately burst out in laughter. “I must say, you really take us down last night, a good kitty Cat.” Said Aaron to me. Shrugged my shoulder. “You tried to knock the cat, got put down by a tigress instead.” “Okay, that is gold as well.” Elm told me while clapping.

"Don't listen to these voices they are nothing" She turned to her husband father cat and said "These humans are so shameless, they even don't know how to control their voices. Hump!" With that the trio left from their