Funny Cats Stories Novels & Stories

Or maybe this cat is very confident that it will be okay even if it falls and hits the bottom of the reservoir which is not deep at all because it is the dry season. Sure, Hana had heard that cats have 9 lives. Hmm, is it better for Hana not to save the cat ?. After all, the cat alone showed no sign of wanting to be saved. “Hey cat, I really envy your coolness. If you fall, I'm sure you will turn into jelly. " Said Hana, staring at the silver cat that looked like it was rolling its eyes lazily. Hana stared back at the cat in disbelief. At first glance, Hana was sure, the cat seemed to be teasing Hana.

Till then, I could keep my hands to myself or walk away when I couldn’t stand it anymore. “I’m just curious,” he replied. His voice pulled me out of my thoughts and my face morphed into a frown. I was happy to zone out of the conversation and stick with my thoughts, but the more he spoke, the more I’m reminded that I’m still here, stuck with someone I don’t want to speak to. “We all know what happened to the curious cat. How ‘bout you learn from that tale?” “I don’t have to worry about any of that. I had no affiliations whatsoever with cats,” he said and chuckled at his own joke.

He snatched the cats and tossed them to the ground, kicking them like soccer balls. I could barely stand, but I still threw myself over them. "They're just weak cats. Don't kill them for fun."

“What a vicious little bitch. The only reason my owner can’t lose weight is because you bound her to that stupid weight-swap system! “Every pound my owner loses goes straight onto you, and every pound you gain from stuffing your face gets dumped onto her. That’s why the more she diets, the fatter she gets! “Owner, you may be the minor side character in this story, but you’ve actually got amazing luck. You have to stay away from this trashy man and this scheming witch. Not only are they going to get you killed, after you die they’ll use your money to start a company and end up on top!” Listening to the cat’s furious rant, then seeing the gloating look on Chloe’s face, something twisted hard i

My breathe hitched at the short distance between us as I heard his majestic voice like a king of hell, " Curiosity kills the cat, Miss Young. Be careful. Do not enter where you shouldn't and do not step in where you shouldn't. A kitten can't escape from a demon's trap. Watch your way before you step in. Who knows, you might never get out of the hell." I listened to his deep meaningful words quietly as I felt blank headed for a moment. But I kept my face stern unfazed about his indirect warnings before giving him a reply that suddenly popped out from my head, " But the useless rat helped the lion to escape from the trap, wasn't it President?"

Sally Summers explained intently, “Noodling is much like fishing. One must be at peace and be focused! “When I’m focused, all the other kids are no match for me! “When I was young I used to catch so many fishes, the big ones I would give my aunt to wash and deep fry, while the little ones I would take home and feed Little Peach! “Little Peach is my cat from home. I took her in when she was just the size of my palm! “She’s probably called Old Peach now…” A country girl through and through, the moment Sally got started with her country stories on Elijah’s lap, there was nothing that could stop her. From the cat she kept, to the chubby baby of the intellectually stunted neighbor; she explained

“What’s funny here Nel, I just told you what I heard from her mouth and you are laughing at me. Is that it?” “That was a confusion Jake, it’s an unbelievable and funny confusion” Nel chuckled slowly. “What do you mean?” “Kenny got a black pussycat and the cat’s name is dick. She loves playing with her pussycat all the time. She takes him wherever she going , even to school and the name of this pussycat is Dick. You know how cats licks all the time” Nel explained slowly. “Why didn’t she just call it Cat? Maybe I could have understood”

“Did you hurt yourself?” I paused by the passenger door of my car and studied her. “Don’t you want to tell me?” she persisted when i hesitated. “You might want me locked up when I tell you,” I mused. “Be daring.” I laughed. “I told the cats we were getting married and expecting an addition to the family. They looked at each other, and at me. One got on either side of me and they bit both ankles at once and flounced off in a huff.”

Adrian drowned his face in her splayed hair and started saying. " Wanna hear a story, baby girl? Once an owner had a feisty cat. He loved her from the bottom of his heart but the ungrateful cat never understood him. One day she vanished into thin air. Boom! Nobody knew where she went. The owner had to teach her a lesson. He locked her in a solicited room and never let her out. The cat cried, and begged but could never convince her owner. In the dark, alone she has to spend the rest of her life.

Hugging her, he coaxed, "Alright, I'll stop teasing you. I'll tell you a real joke. One day, an elephant stepped on an ant hill. "The ants were furious and swarmed out of their home, planning to kill the elephant. They crawled toward the elephant's leg, but the elephant shook its leg, and the ants all fell to the ground. "Only one ant successfully climbed up to the elephant's neck. The other ants cheered. They shouted at the ant, 'Great work! You're the best! Strangle it! Strangle it! Strangle it!' "Encouraged by their high spirits, the ant thought that it could strangle the elephant for real. But after searching around the elephant's neck, it turned back to look at its tiny friends on the g