Funny Christmas Memes Novels & Stories

Dad, Finn can you go over to my desk and look what's be gifted me for an early Christmas present" " NO FUCKING WAY!!" They both say in unison which we laugh at. I can't hide my amusement in all of this...

I’m just as busy as ever, but being lost in a happy haze of sex and orgasms really does take the edge off long days and early mornings. It helps that the guys often stop by the bakery, either to help or just to hang out. All the usual holiday stress is so far in the background that I can’t even see it most of the time. It’s the most fun I’ve had this time of year in longer than I can remember. Luke has a dry sense of humor and a knack for comedic timing that never fails to have me laughing. Two days ago when an angry woman nearly cursed me out at the bakery, he diffused the tension by cracking a joke about her coat that had me in tears of laughter instead of frustration.

Jack and Jason glared at Jimmy and Timmy and they shrugged. They all settled for dinner later and Anna refused to talk to Jason, she is still angry at him and he knows. The men came home from wherever they went to and the family Christmas carol started. They sang and danced and it was a merry day. Whenever the whole family gathered around like this during Christmas, it was always so much fun and they all enjoyed it. "Merry Christmas!" Someone shouted outside and they all rushed out to see who, a beautiful lady was dressed as Santa Claus and a boy of nineteen was dressed as an elf.

“Why don’t you head home? You can tell your boss I said you can go. It is Christmas Eve after all.” “Thanks, but it’s okay. My flight home is late enough that I’m practically riding Santa’s sleigh tonight. I might as well be here,” Fauna said with a laugh. “Otherwise I’d just be at home watching old Christmas movies and eating popcorn. I don’t need the calories.” “Thank you for the files,” he said. “No problem,” Fauna replied. “Can I get you some coffee or anything? I can get hot or iced. I’m better at hot, though.”

Sara smiles, nodding gratefully while wiping away tears that had rolled down her cheeks. “Thank you, that means everything to me.” Sara cries, placing her hand on her chest and looking at Shayla, who smiles tenderly at her. “Why am I crying on Christmas Day?” Aimee grumbles, sobbing, making everyone laugh. “Mr H, you’re killing me! We’re supposed to be eating, drinking, and making merry! Gosh!”

I whispered lowly. "Christmas is in a few days I want us to have lots of fun!" Astley said with a bright smile. Astley seemed to be the more calm one, all he did was suck his thumb and smile. "me too," Anton replied with equal enthusiasm. "what about you aunt? do you want to have fun on Christmas day?” he tilted his head as he watched me. "err yeah maybe," I shrugged. I didn't really care about Christmas, I don't remember having that much fun on Christmas day I didn't know what to think about it.

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Scott says from behind me and I stand upright with a smile on my face. "We have lots of candies to put up still" I complain. "We could just leave them. I don't want to do all this shit anyway. I'm doing it for you" He says. "Be cheerful, come on. It's Christmas tomorrow" I Chuckle, remembering when he teases me about Christmas and called mean child who till waits for Santa to bring her gifts. "I don't have good memories with Christmas" He shrugs. The coffee machine goes off and I hurry to pour us our coffees. I'm only glad I set it up while we were working up the place and fixing the Christmas tree Scott bought yesterday.

He created memes featuring himself in hilarious situations, hoping that humor would be his saving grace. ‌ One meme showed him riding a roller coaster with a terrified expression, with the caption, "Trying to survive the rollercoaster of life like..." Another meme depicted him as a superhero with a cape made of dollar bills, captioned, "Saving the day, one money bag at a time." ‌ But the internet wasn't buying it. Instead of gaining sympathy, he became the subject of even more ridicule. Memes mocking his antics flooded social media, with one meme showing him chasing a giant floating pickle with the caption, "Gregory, the Pickle Chaser."

Larissa glanced at me, twisting her lips shyly. "It was only that one time, I was young and you were stupid," "No, you're stupid." "Shut up, dick slammer!" "Hey, did you know that one time, Larissa put up her underwear for Santa instead of her sock?" "Hey, that was personal!"