Funny Dad Story Novels & Stories

I covered my face with both hands but my father burst out laughing. “I can’t believe you’re doing this to me.” “Oh, I’m not done.” His eyes sparkled with pure mischief. “Should I start preparing to be a grandfather?” I made a sound that was half gasp, half strangled scream and sank lower in my chair. “Dad!” He laughed harder, holding up both hands. “I’m joking, I’m joking.” I pointed at him through my fingers. “That wasn’t funny.” “It was a little funny.” “It was traumatic.”

"No! I don't want Stinky Dad! I want Handsome Dad to go instead. Mom, you promised to trade Stinky Dad for Handsome Dad!" "Mom, you're not supposed to know this, but last time Stinky Dad asked for water, I scooped it from the toilet." "Me too! I even spat in Stinky Dad's soup last time." "I did something even wilder. I poured hot water on his computer on purpose, so he stayed up all night fixing it. I even pretended to cry, and he didn't get mad at me." "Hmph! Last time he was walking me to school, I tripped him up. He fell badly and had to wear a cast for an entire week!"

Dad asked him. He halted and turned to Dad. “I’m going out. You guys know I need the money right, so yeah since none of you can help me out. I would go out there to strangers to help me.” “Fine, you are free to do that.” Dad replied and shrugged. “After all it was strangers that you had given your money to in the first place, right?” Adrian almost burst out in laughter, and Mum called him. “Adrian, it’s not funny.” Mum said. Great, just great. I thought that it was just me that knew that it wasn’t funny.

They kept arguing about that, making my father blush at the memories and I can't do anything but sit there laughing at them while they acted like teenagers. After a while however I got bored so to get their attention from each other I grabbed spray cream from the refrigerator and sprayed it in their face while they were kissing before I took off sprinting away from my father chasing me. I ran out to the forest and my father was so concentrated on catching me that he tackled me right into a mud puddle. When we got back to the house looking like mud monsters my mother scolded us for being so childish but that was one hell of a fun time." He says finishing off his story while I laugh so hard I

Daphne POV “Hey stranger, your keys to the new house” Dad said jiggling the keys. “What? Why?”, “hmm because you are moving out” Dad said upon entering my refurbished office. I chuckled at the man that had once made me cower in fear , I found nothing scary about him now…he most at times sounds like a depraved baby making me wonder how he’d worked too hard when he was always this playful. “Dad is this a joke?” I asked, I was in no mood for one of his expensive jokes…due to work had just resumed and I was yet to get myself together, he had pulled a prank on me yesterday that Andrew had an accident.

Tia kept cracking jokes and making fun of my dad because he never guessed the right answer so we kept saying he was old and blind I noticed just how much my dad liked her, it was like every time he looked at her he would smiling this big cheesy smile; and that's when I realized that's the kind of love I want. Cheesy smiling and goofy laughter

"Am not playing smart with you. What the fuck you want you to hear, am gay and I have a boyfriend who is seven years older than me, is that what you want to hear, there you have it!" With a sudden push, I found myself stumbling over the sofa and a vicious laugh reached my ears and I looked up to find my dad standing over me, his eyes had become darker, it was like I was staring at one else who wasn't my dad. "No son of mine will become a faggot when am still alive" I gasped. To be continued...!

he added while crossing his arms and pouting. “Oh c’mon Dad ! I know you love me so much and missed my pranks,” I chuckled and he instantly shot a glare towards me. “Yeah as if I couldn’t stay without taking a bath in God knows whose shit and tripping myself on my own shoes filled with fucking crabs and seaweed,” Dad X narrowed his eyes at me. “Hey ! Those baths are beauty baths and that’s not tripping, Dad ! It’s just that the floor needs a hug sometimes,” I said and by the end of the sentence, my Mom and Beta were coughing so loud to hide their laughter.

My father loves to make bad jokes and thanks to him I live with my hair on end, but I still do the possible and the impossible because Yin and I are surrounded by love and peace. After getting me out of such a scare, his laughter was unbearable, he mocked my reaction to no avail, and to top it all off, his sound is contagious. —Dad, stop it, or we'll end up hanging around the floor. He took three deep breaths and after he calmed down he said.

Because according to him that "I've been through hell and back. So, there's no reason for me to be scared at all," "What the fuck are you laughing, William," Brandon clenched his jaws. "Really, Brandon? You'll ask for help with your dogs? How pathetic," Dad laughed. "Scared that you can't oppose me just by beating?" Dad teasingly said as he shooked his head. "Thought you're a 'man' but... that was all a thought," Dad then burst into laughter as he held his stomach. He is literally crying due to excessive laughing. Brandon cracked his knuckles as he moved forward to Dad. And as I look at my Mom, to my surprise, she was just casually texting to someone.