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Jenna, an exemplary daughter, lives alone with her father who raised her with a lot of love, discipline and responsibility. Mark Black, a very upright man who was widowed very young, but did not make another commitment to his daughter, to live happily. But life is like that, both contacted a blind date company, where they did not speak, wore masks that did not let recognize anything of each other's identity, without knowing it, they do something that would cause pain, regret, tears. Even so, there is an unrevealed truth that in the end will cause their lives to change in their totality. What will that revelation be? What truth will that be? Find out when you read this controversial novel. Where they discover that sex takes place with who can be something for you, but neither knows anything about the other, since everything is done in silence and with masks, but there are also sayings such as. "NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS". Love will overcome very hard obstacles and its protagonists must have strength to cross them, because sometimes friendship and fidelity is something temporary, sometimes who you should take care of is the person you appreciate the most, not always friends are what they seem and say they love you.

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

A blind girl gets kidnapped by Don of the Italian Mafia and has no choice but to live with the Mafia family, later falling for Don but their story takes a twisted turn. (BWWM)

Di hari ulang tahunnya Clarisa Shen dibuat mabuk. Kakak perempuannya menggantikan dia masuk ke kamar tunangannya, dan tidur bersama, sedangkan dia ada dikamar sebelah bersama dengan lelaki yang tidak dikenal. 10 tahun kemudian Clarisa shen kembali, bersama dengan dua orang anak lelaki yang sangat tampan. Tak disangka saat mereka kembali, mereka bertemu dengan seorang pria yang sangat mirip dengan kedua putranya, dan siapa sangka pria itu adalah ayah kandung dari kedua putranya yang mana pria itu adalah seorang bos besar. Seorang penguasa yang tak dapat tersentuh oleh siapapun. Disaat kebahagiaan mulai menghampiri keluarga kecilnya, Clarisa Shen harus menelan kepahitan, putra sulungnya yaitu, Conan Shen di vonis menderita Kanker Otak.Akankah putra sulung Clarisa Shen sembuh dari penyakitnya?

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

July a workholic woman who is in a relationship with her old lover in secret. The age that is no longer young makes her big family urge to get married, even they arrange an marriage partner for her. The reason July keeps her relationship with Argus a secret from people around her is because the past history they had as former college student and his status as a widower. Argus once left July before and married another woman of his parents ' choice. July does not want her big family to know which is definitely the they relationship will be opposed by all parties, even on the day of her marriage, July still kept the identity of the groom until the end. That's why an agent hired by Argus can show up at a wedding to be a substitute groomer. July is trapped in a fake married life with N over a contractual agreement.

Silvana adalah seorang mahasiswi akhir yang sedang dipusingkan oleh skripsi. Tapi, ada yang lebih memusingkan baginya yaitu uang untuk biaya wisudanya.Untuk membantu sang ayah dalam mencicil biaya kelulusannya, Silvana berusaha mencari pekerjaan sampingan untuk meringankan beban orang tuanya. Siapa sangka, bayangan mengasuh bocah kecil nan mungil dalam benaknya harus hancur berantakan saat yang diasuhnya adalah seorang bayi besar menyebalkan yang gemar memarahi dan membentaknya. Dia Max Elgort, sang penguasa yang mempunyai kekurangan di bagian mata.Sanggupkah Silvana bertahan saat benih cinta mulai bersemi di saat pria itu masih terpaku pada masa lalu?Lalu, apakah Max akan tetap mempertahankan janjinya pada sang mantan kekasih yang meninggal saat berkendara bersamanya yang juga menyebabkan Max buta?

Face à l'amour on a l'impression que le cerveau se ferme. La réflexion à la question de savoir si ce qu'on fait est bien ou mal nous échappe. Alors on aime. On aime aveuglément au point de donner ses sens à l'autre. Or, Petit à petit on se creuse un trou noir car on ne sait point qu'en est les sentiments de l'autre. C'était ainsi l'amour de nos deux tourtereaux... Un AMOUR AVEUGLE et pas seulement dans le sens figuré. Bref... Vous comprendrez mieux en suivant la lecture, jusqu'où peut aller l'amour. Les choses étranges qu'on arrive à faire simplement parce qu'on AIME!

When Dylan Sullivan took a new type of hallucinogen, I was forced to give myself to him to curb the effects. Innately fertile, I got pregnant, giving birth to fraternal twins—a boy and a girl—after marrying him. However, Dylan refused to let them call him daddy, drinking away the nights while staring at the picture of his one true love. Then, on our tenth anniversary, he locked us up in the basement and burnt us to death. As it turns out, he remained hung up on that moment when I saved him all this time, stubbornly convinced I intervened when he was vulnerable to satisfy my ambitions. That in turn drove a rift between himself and his one true love, whose heartbreak led to psychosis and the accident that killed her. But I somehow opened my eyes to find myself alive, returning to the day Dylan took the hallucinogen by mistake. This time, I let his one true love have him, while I headed towards the study…

My boyfriend's childhood sweetheart was diagnosed with a heart condition. To force me to save her, he hurt my brother and drove my mom to take her own life. He sneered at me, his voice full of venom. "Della, let’s see how long you can hold out!" However, later, one of his subordinates uncovered the truth about me. "Mr. Finley, Miss Jensen—she... she died trying to save you."