Novel & Cerita Funny Dad Story

Dad cut the doctor off on time before the doc could start d*cking about complicated medical shit with terms we could not understand. “Try to save your breath, doctor coz we understand only English,” Dad grinned and the doctor rightfully turned beetroot red. “Spare us the scientific nonsense, ex lover. Don’t show everyone that show off is your middle name,” Mom exasperately said. Ex lover ? Woah !! No wonder Dad jokes about Doctor Anderus stabbing him on the examination table. Haha.

Gumagawa siya ng isang detalyadong konstruksyon mula sa maliliit na piraso ng Lego toy. Nang marinig niya ang paglapit ng mga ito ay nag-angat siya ng tingin. Bumaba ang kanyang mga mata sa kanyang ama, at nagliwanag ang kanyang mukha. “Dad, pupunta ka ba para makipaglaro sa akin? Tapos na sa pagsusulat para sa araw na ito?" Lumapit si Tyler at hinaplos ang ulo ng bata. "Hindi pa, anak, ngunit nagdala ako ng isang tao upang makilala mo."

"Oh yeah! Hospitals I hate hospitals,you know there was one time I took your mother to the hospital for her checkup and Dominco wanted to tag along…" Laughing as he tried to remember what happened, Ava just sat down with a smile on her face as she listened to her dad talk,his stories were always funny. "We got there,and our nurse couldn't come in to work on that day, because her own son had been sick and she needed to treat him,your brother started crying and shouting at everybody..I think he was around five,you were at home with the sitter,he kept shouting that his mom was going hungry and nobody was doing anything about it,well she wasn't hungry,he was the one that was hungry,he kept sayin

His smile was infectious, but I hate to break it to you dad- I let out an awkward laugh, not knowing what to say, "It is a very long story, dad, I do not even want to get into it." Oh I am just praying that Mr Blackwood does not tell him anything, especially not the part where I was gawking at his dick like a thirsty bitch.

“Daddy don't make fun of me. It's been many years since I am not come to this town. How can I find the bloody address?” “Hahaha! Even in childhood you used to make silly excuses like this. But my son you're not intelligent. You're still my silly son don't Forget.” He again giggles. "Ahh! Don't stop it. I am hanging out. Share the location." "Hahaha! But listen. Now, granny is better. So don't take too much stress, drive the car carefully." He hangout the call. Huh! my dad never misses a chance to make fun of me after all I am Mumma's son. My mother loves me more than him. Hahaha! That's why he jealous. LOL!

Dad cut the doctor off on time before the doc could start d*cking about complicated medical shit with terms we could not understand. “Try to save your breath, doctor coz we understand only English,” Dad grinned and the doctor rightfully turned beetroot red. “Spare us the scientific nonsense, ex lover. Don’t show everyone that show off is your middle name,” Mom exasperatedly said. Ex lover ? Woah !! No wonder Dad jokes about Doctor Anderus stabbing him on the examination table. Haha.

“Vale!" Shaking my head, I tried to control my laughter. “Her joke, not mine. She’s more crass than I am. She used to derail my dad so bad when he would slip up.” I mimicked my dads voice. “‘Why can’t see what I’m trying to do?’ ‘Because I can’t see you, nitwit.’ His whole argument would go out the window.” Jess laughed. “Christ. I don’t think I could have handled it.” “Seriously though, what are you doing up here?” I looked at her seriously.

I chuckled "She's a good girl." Joey's dad told my dad "Yeah she is and you help him recover from coma" My dad touched my nose "She even stole my heart" Joey added "Yaa" I elgreeted Joey and he whined in pain. "Junsu-ya, let's hang out and leave this two alone. I'm jealous my daughter forgets her old man. I'm sad" My dad pretended to cry and we all laughed. Yes my dad loves me too much.

Five-year-old June looked up with surprise at her father, he knew that he was going to get this reaction from her, he never was around by this time of the day, he was always back when she was either sleeping or having her dinner, this was why he knew in his heart of hearts that she was going to be shocked, he had plans for that day and he left the office because he couldn't stop thinking about the void that he must have created between him and his daughter. "I missed spending time with my baby girl, so daddy decided to have fun with you little cutie today " Jordan replied and he could still notice that she was still shocked, he understood what was happening but he wasn't going to let that af

"Did he tell you why he haven't call us. Also, why is he just calling you? " "Stop asking questions, I don't know either. " I quickly run as fast as I could so I could avoid Zeke's hot seat questions. ### "Dad, I want the grilled squid. " I yelled as I put the last cup of sand on my sand castle. "I told you to stop playing that. You're not a kid anymore. Zeke might lose feelings for you. " I quickly throw my dangerous glare my Dad but he just laughed. Did I ever cast a joke? What's funny?