Funny Dares Novels & Stories

“Count me in too. But we have to keep it real. No boring stuff.” Mr. Brooks smiled slowly, swirling the ice in his glass. “I like it. Let’s see what kind of secrets come out tonight. You start, Riley, since it was your idea.” My heart beat a little faster, but I grinned. “Okay, fine. Jake, truth or dare?” Jake rubbed his hands together. “Dare. Give me something good.” I thought for a moment. “I dare you to do ten push-ups while singing the national anthem.” Everyone burst out laughing as Jake dropped to the floor and started. His voice was terrible, cracking on the high notes, and we all clapped when he finished.

One of the ladies’ eyes sparks with interest as she claps her hands. It was so unnecessary to call me a nerd, but she did. Classic bully move. So mean of them. I force a smile as my fingers dig a crescent moon in my hands. “Yes. I’m Lennox Damien. It’s been a while.” Another lady, who I can’t recognize looks at me like I am the weird one. “You haven’t changed, Lennox. You’re still very nerdy.” She says that to make me feel inferior like they always do in our college days. They might not be bullies who hit people, but they sure are bullies with their words.

"I was drunk, and I can't remember a single thing. But you? You were perfectly sober, weren't you? "You knew I was your sister's boyfriend, yet you wore her clothes and used her perfume. What game were you trying to play?" Elsa burst into tears. She shook her head frantically, stammering, "N-No… T-That's not it… You had too much to drink that day. We were both out of it…" "Bullshit!" Austin roared in anger. "I have looked into the surveillance footage. You were wearing Serene's dress when you came by that night!"

I shake my head and stand up, stretching my hand out to her. "It won't be lame, trust me. When Elliot is angry he gets really intense, it's super fun," I start walking without letting go of Marea's hand, "Get ready because you'll have to run and hide like in Monterrey. And then, we’ll deal with his punishment." "I still think it's boring. I think we need a series of dares," she says, walking besides me, "Whoever loses the most dares has to sleep on that old bed they gave me."

A fucking dare, the glint in her eyes made me realize how serious she is. "Fuck me! Yes! This is a dare, fuck me. Let's see how good you think you are, let's see if you are going to be addictive. Of course you can never be addictive, it is just going to be just once and nothing else. Let's see who loses."

"So then he kissed me and I-I kissed him back. But hey, it was before Jesse and I got back together so no one can utter a word about the kiss to him. Alright?" Everybody nodded and she relaxed. "Done. Now who's next?" The next person to get a dare was Brian. Darren gave an evil smile to him which scared me a bit. He was going to give a dare. "Ask for a condom from the other neighbour wearing just a towel around your waist," Darren challenged and my eyes widened. Why did they give each other dares that required them to be half naked? I just hoped Brian's towel doesn't come off. We didn't need to see his precious family jewel.

she continued, holding up a finger, “we make him think he’s going bald by sprinkling his shower with hair clippings. Psychological warfare.” “Lena, no…” “Option three,” she said dramatically, “we enroll him in a ‘find your true sexuality through dance’ workshop without his consent.” I snorted so loudly she looked proud. “You’re insane.” “Yes,” she agreed cheerfully. “But you’re smiling again, which is the goal.”

Darren's chest rose and fell as he breathed heavily. Their attention was completely on me now. Darren cleared his throat. "Let's play a game." I frowned "I don't want to-" "Truth or dare," he continued, ignoring me. "But here's the twist. Every lie costs you clothing and every dare you refuse, someone else chooses what you lose."

My stomach twisted, but I knew there was no escaping it. The first few rounds were harmless. Dumb dares. Embarrassing truths. Somebody had to run to the mailbox shirtless, another admitted to peeing in the pool last summer. But soon, the dares got sharper. Riskier. “Kendra!” one of the boys called, grinning wide. “Truth or Dare?” Kendra lifted her chin, smirking. “Dare.” The boy’s grin widened. “I dare you to… make out with Caleb.”

The bottle landed on me. "Truth...... Or ....... Dare" Dylan smirked. He looked like he already have a cheesy question or dare for anyone I choose. So I just choose dare. Its just a dare. Its nothing, it won't be bad. Will it? "Dare" I took a deep breadth. "Since we are seven, take your phone and text the seventh person on your contact. Lyrics prank that person for 5minutes then you can tell em its a prank" Dylan smile evilly.