Funny Dares Novels & Stories

Just ask me the question. "Okay," He clears his throat, placing his shirt over his shoulder. "Truth or dare." "Easy, dare!" I smile. "Okay…" He seems to be thinking, "I dare you to, sing your most hated song then." I roll my eyes, disappointed again. "What?" He's confused. "You don't get to ask such boring task. Dare me to do something actually daring, like maybe jump off a window. Kiss you, give you a hickey, strip! What is wrong with you?" I am fully yelling now.

said Kurt. Kurt gave him the fishbowl, and he took out one piece of paper. “Damn! It’s a Dare!” said Matt. “Nice! What dare?” Ashlee asked. Matt scratched his head. “Demo about how to wear a condom with a banana.” Everyone laughed at the dare that Matt had pulled out. Kurt immediately reached out to him with a banana and a condom. “Oh, girls, watch me carefully…” said Matt. “Shut up, Matt!” Sasha threw a tree branch at Matt, almost hit him in the face nicely, and dodged.

Clara looked at me coldly. “What’s with the sarcasm, Nathan? What exactly are you trying to do? It was just a game.” One of Clara’s friends, Mary Tanner, chimed in, “Exactly. If you can’t handle it, don’t come to a bar.” I nodded and calmly shot back, “You’re right. I can’t handle it. Since you’re so open-minded, why don’t you French kiss every guy here?” The girl flushed crimson with anger.

“Um…Garret, truth or dare?” “Dare.” “I dare you to bite her and shut her up,” Jillie mumbled. I heard Garret choke on his laughter while I smirked. “What’s so funny?” Kaileeh asked. “Nothing,” Jillie told her. “Garret, I dare you to tell us the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you.”

I'm regretting why I came to the party in the first place, sometimes revenge doesn't turn out well as you've expected. After listening to all the stupid and crazy rules laid down by Brandon, we all sat in a big circle. A beer bottle was in the middle of us and Brandon was the one twirling the bottle for us. We are expected to have 3 Truths and a Dare for each participant. Kai and Athena were the first to hit on their Dare part, and all along I've caught Kayden staring at me acutely. “I dare you nibble Alicia's neck for 2 minutes and make her moan,” Athena said, and I nearly puked while everyone cheered loudly.

5 YEARS LATER. Vega POV. "I dare you to hit the casino tonight. We need to waste some money" Andrianna said, her hair bouncing as she jumped excitedly. I glanced up from the paperwork in front of her, then shook my head. "I'm busy and I have to get this done before tomorrow so I won't be taking that dare". Andrianna rolled her eyes. "Chicken" she muttered under her breath and I looked up at her in exasperation.

“ I will rotate the bottle, if t points you, you’ll have to take a dare from me, after taking the dare, you rotate it again and give out dares,’’ one of the guts explained. “Well that is easy,’’ Barbra shrugged. “ If you will not do the dare, you take a two tots of whiskey,’’ he added as we all gasped. This was the definition of fun. The truths and dares kept coming around as people were asked wild questions. Barbra’s dare was wildest and she did it. They asked a guy to pour soda over her chest and leak it, something that they gladly enjoyed. The bottle pointed Vince and one of the dudes from our school clapped his hands happily as he debated the dare that he would give out. “ Are you ready,

“We grab a jar or a bowl, whatever’s around, and everyone writes down dares on slips of paper. Dirty ones, the stuff we’d never admit out loud normally. Then we draw one at a time, and whoever pulls it has to do it. We set a timer if needed, but the point is to let go, see where it takes us.” The room goes quiet for a beat, just the hum of the fridge in the kitchen and our collective breathing, heavier now, like we’re all feeling the weight of what I’m proposing. Ronan’s the first to break it, letting out a deep laugh that rumbles through his chest, his hand slapping his knee as he nods enthusiastically. “Fuck, Mason, I didn’t know you had it in you. Explicit dares? Like what, strip and touc

I inquired, having known they are up to something. They shared a look before Jayden and Jaymes voiced at the same time, "Here comes our second dare. Kiss our Mummy." The rest joined and together they chirp on the top of their voices. Wait, are they even aware of how a dare is been played or its pros and cons?

Later, in the dark, he traced the welts on her skin with apologetic fingers. “We’re burning out,” she whispered. He didn’t answer. Just pulled her closer, as if he could fuse them together and stop the spiral. The next dare was scrawled on the bathroom mirror in her lipstick, bold and red. **Dare #11: Confess to Mom. Tell her what her stepkids do when the lights go out.** Alex stared at the words until they blurred. The game had always lived in the shadows; this would drag it into daylight. She wiped the mirror clean with her sleeve, leaving streaks like blood.