Funny Demon Slayer Memes Giyuu Novels & Stories

he says, picking up a knife and twirling it between his fingers, "one particularly dumbass member decided to summon a demon. You know, for science or whatever the hell they thought they were doing. And, surprise surprise, it went horribly wrong." I stare at him. "A demon?" "Yup." He flips the knife once, catching it smoothly. "And it didn’t want to go back. Demons don’t like being summoned. It’s like getting yanked out of bed and forced into a terrible party where everyone’s trying to get something from you. So naturally, it started killing people." My stomach tightens. "Achilles—"

The demon hissed at her, but she simply laughed, flicking a hand through her bright blue hair. She stared at them, transfixed. Surrounded by their familiars they sat in lawn chairs, drinking beer as if watching a soccer game. Each one had brightly colored hair in various styles. One girl had a white rabbit resting on her shoulder, another a small red dragon curled up around her feet.

"Stop staring. I am not dead. My Demon King is powerful. I am delighted, not dying." Then I kissed his jaw in front of everyone. The court nearly lost its collective mind. For the first time, they saw someone look at Lucien with desire instead of terror. Even more shocking, they saw the Demon King blush. Lucien cleared his throat, obviously unused to being handled. "Dismiss them," he ordered. "The consorts may all go." The girls nearly wept with relief. Many looked at me as if I had saved their lives. In the corner, Elodie watched with pure jealousy.

“Ah… Yes, I forgot to mention that… Every time you guys bring me info about some really bad yokai or some c*ap I’ll go kill it and you guys can evolve from eating the flesh of that yokai.” On hearing this, all of them jump up in joy and agree to every single thing they would be commanded to do. “We pledge allegiance to you, boss!” and each and every one of them kneel in front of her. “You guys can get up now…” says Makimi with a huge grin of accomplishment on her face. “So now it’s your turn to talk… Who’s the one giving you orders?” “Yes… It’s Se…” and pop goes the head of the yokai talking.

That just made Jihoon more determined to get a reaction out of her. “One of my favorite champions is Ahri.” Jihoon chuckled. “If you played, you’d get the joke.” He leaned in and said in a stage whisper, “She’s a gumiho.” Miyoung glared at him. Jihoon grinned. She continued to glower, unmoved by his best weapon. His smile wavered. “Do you really not do anything for fun? Sports? Knitting? Ancient tea ceremonies?”

“Then why do you look like a cat?” “That my dear is due to a curse by a powerful demon,” Hughley said. “Demon?” “Yes, My dear. He is known as Zai, the Delta demon.” “Talking cats’ Magical bats. Now we have to deal with demons?” June asked. “Never even seen a demon before,” Elizabeth said. “Elizabeth. Each of you has seen a demon before.” Hughley corrected her. “When?” “Every time you look in a mirror.” His words adding nothing but confusion and fear, Bonnie asked what neither of the other girls could.

One leg raised while supporting the hand holding the dagger. "Hahaha," he started chuckling. Go Jo Woo who is now surrounded by two loyal men. Genji who had been possessed by a demon looked flat and out of sight. Meanwhile, Jeong Chin Mae laughed amusedly along with the stick master. The dagger shone like a shining moon jewel. However, the sparks of fiery blood that were on the tip of the dagger looked dazzling. “You will wince when you touch it, hahaha.” I don't know what Go Jo Woo laughed at with his own dagger.

He said before running towards another door and kicked it. "Fuck you!" I scowled before stepping inside the room and shooting all the demons inside the room on their heads. "Shit!" I said when I saw one guy who jumped on the ceiling and avoided my bullet. "Don't fucking move! I only have ten bullets for y'all demons!" "Don't waste it! The one who slit my throat wasn't here!" Ayu shouted while fighting with two demons with her bare fist. "Oh oh shit, look at her face, she's scary!" Jiroo said while laughing his ass off and pointing at the demon who showed her true colors.

Stopping in place, he turned to his friend with a sombre expression. "Jonis, I suspect Shamsiya Moore might've used an enchantment on me. Could this be the reason why she's...possessive of me?" "Enchantment? Hehe...Iblis, I say you should lessen your trip to the human territory. Just a few trips, and you've already begun to forget who you are. When has any enchantment ever worked on you, the Demon Lord? Forget about an enchantment. Aside from the Demon Slayer, even the olden spells and witchcraft don't work on you." Jonis scoffed, clearly displeased.

“Do you suck their blood or something?” He immediately let out a loud laugh. The three men didn't react at all, they simply kept going for the food at the table. What seemed like it would feed a dozen people was now looking like it wouldn't feed these three men. “I'm a demon Leiya, not a vampire.” He spoke with a matter-of-factly tone like I was supposed to know the difference, but It didn't sound different to me. Demons also took blood from people. “You should leave now.”