Funny Embarrassing Novels & Stories

Dylan said angrily. “that is so hilarious” Brad said. Bursting into laughter. They all started laughing. “ is this what embarrassment feels like?... Girl! I’m so embarrassed for you. Falling flat on your ass must be so humiliating" Kennedy said. I felt my face flushed in shame. If there is one popular thing Brad and Kennedy are known for, is belittling people. They have a long record of running into trouble, picking on people and bullying. “ I’m so sorry, I got distracted” I said to Dylan.

That earned me another laugh, and I relaxed into my chair. We ordered lasagna for me, penne for her and while we waited, the conversation flowed easier than I expected. “So tell me something embarrassing,” she said, sipping her water. “Define embarrassing.” “Like… something you wouldn’t put on I*******m.” I smirked. “That eliminates ninety percent of my life.” “Exactly, spill.”

I felt like tossing myself in a shark-infested sea. “Yes. You did.” He broke into laughter. “No—I don’t recall doing any of that.” I defended myself. “That’s because you were dead asleep.” He retorted laughingly. “In my defense, everyone farts. It’s biology.” I tried to explain while trying so hard not to stab myself due to the embarrassment that was coursing through me. “True. But do you know what everyone doesn’t do?” He had stopped laughing. “Go on, tell me.” I swallowed the last lump of embarrassment.

What could be so funny about what he said? At that moment, his eyes suddenly went wide and his cheeks burned pink. He was so embarrassed right now. “I didn’t mean it like that! Your minds are so wired differently!” he whined to his club members but many had a hard time taking him seriously nor stopping their laughter. In the end they apologised, but were still laughing hysterically. Not wanting more of the embarrassing moment, Albert motioned for Freya to follow him and begin their photo op.

She was so embarrassed she couldn't look at her. Hazel burst with a snort of laughter when she couldn't take it any longer. She dabbed at her tear-streaked eyes. "I couldn’t believe what happened to you." "Neither did I." She mumbled with resignation. “I'm sorry for laughing. I just couldn't help it.” "I'm not offended at all." Ember assured her. "When I think back on what happened that day, I recall how stupid I am and laugh at myself too." “We all have our own share of embarrassing experiences we don't want to share. Your secret is safe with me.”

, trying to contain his laughter, while his face turned bright fire truck red. She looked over at Beau, seeing him trying to hide his laugh, and said, "It's not funny Beau, I'm so embarrassed." He said "You're right it's not funny, it's hilarious. I mean what are the odds of that even happening? I mean that is just the funniest thing I've ever heard." She smirked and said, "Oh yeah laugh it up. It's so funny that I'm struggling." He said, "You're right it is funny. It's hilarious that we both have been trying to impress each other and ended up messing up big time." She said, "What do you mean Beau?" He said, "Well I don't know if you can smell it or not but this morning I was trying to impre

Even if we did stay and I let her make up some fake embarrassing stories, I don't want her 60 year old mind to go overboard and make me really embarrassed. If she's going to say an embarrassing story, I'll deal with the 'Peed in the bed' story, or a 'Calling my teacher Mama' story. One of my real embarrassing stories would be when my real grandma Dila Day, caught me masturbating in my room when I was sixteen and let me tell you, dinner that night was really awkward. We had to hold hands to pray for our food and guess who's hand I was holding?...Grandma Dila. Ever since that day, grandma Dila made sure to never sit by me at the dinner table ever again.

I thanked her softly and walked out of the office. As soon as I returned to my desk, my phone chimed. I picked it up and saw that Anna had posted on her social feed. The photo showed Benedict lying on a bed, his sleeping face peaceful and serene. The caption read: [Drank too much last night. Luckily, I had someone to look out for me. He was thanked generously, of course, wink wink.] Afraid I might miss it, she even tagged me. This was not the first time Anna had done this.

It took you a big amount of courage to say it out loud when suddenly -- “Haha! That's not even sexing yet. I've seen worse. Haha! You're so funny!” Is he laughing at me or is he laughing at the fact that I don't know what sex is? Well, I guess I just got bored and run in the hallways. I do it sometimes when I'm alone. “I know that sounded stupid but I just ran out of lies to make. Honesty right now is embarrassing to give.” “Oh, yea?! I hope you are having a good time. Haha! Just be careful with the bumping into someone thing.”

Which was both wonderful and incredibly embarrassing. Because apparently, my mate found it hilarious that I could think about something embarrassing and immediately know he sensed it. The worst part? He teased me. Constantly. “You’re blushing again.” “I am not.” “You are.” “I’m thinking.” “That’s what you call it?” “Yes.” “You were thinking about me.” My face would immediately heat. And then he would look far too pleased with himself. It was infuriating. And somehow… I loved it. Today had been different though.