Funny Embarrassing Novels & Stories

“Excuse me, but this is hilarious! I actually wet my pants. I urinated inside the freaking pool, and just then, Jeremy submerged himself into the water when I was releasing my toxic waste. It was beyond embarrassing,” Clara said, bursting into laughter, but she was the only one who found it amusing. The rest of the group stared at her flatly, clearly not impressed. “Okay, did anyone even notice that you peed in the pool?” Anna asked, trying to gain more information maybe they missed the funny and embarrassing side.

One misstep and I nearly face-planted into a wall across the corridor. A strong hand wrapped around my waist, steadying me. Edgar. Or Ethan. Both of them, probably. In my drunken haze, I couldn’t tell. I threw tantrums like a spoiled child slurring insults, pushing at their chests, demanding they admit they wanted me. Demanding they stop looking at her. And then… the most embarrassing thing. I let out a loud, unladylike fart right there in their arms. I’d laughed hysterically afterward, head thrown back, tears streaming as I gasped, “That’s what you deserve for making me cry! Take that, you psychos!”

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

VIKTOR. What is the most embarrassing thing in your life? When you just feel humiliated at a point that you want to hide your face, break everything around, and run away on mountains and never be seen again? For me. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. I am Viktor Raven, Making me humiliated is the last thing anyone can think of. But, Right now, I was so embarrassed!! So so embarrassed on myself, on my family and especially Rebecca.

Demi’s pov, ‘Oh my goodness! That was so embarrassing! Why, why?! Why did I do such an embarrassing thing?! What was wrong with me last night?!’. I yelled in my mind. I have never been so embarrassed before in my life, and I wished that the ground was going to open up and swallow me. ‘Why?’. I whimpered, and my hands reached out to my hair and grabbed it. “Ugh!”. I groaned because of how frustrated I was.

Emphasis on the polite because of all that happened and the embarrassment I’ve faced, but my stomach suddenly growled after hearing that there’s food on its way, as if it had its own brain. I slowly pulled the pillow and burrowed my face into it. “Do you know where the nearest graveyard is? I’ll just dig myself a grave and deposit myself in it real quick.” I asked, voice muffled from speaking with the pillow right into my face. Dear Goddess, just when will the embarrassment end today? Is this some petty extra joke for your own entertainment, or something? Because if it is, I’ve got a good list of people who deserve to be played more than I do. Can’t I skip my turn at least once?!

I whispered. “Wow. He really got in your head.” “Obviously. I mean, he’s straight, and he jerked me off twice.” “Wait. He did it again?” “This is so embarrassing.” “I told you about the time I locked myself outside naked when I was drunk and looking for the bathroom in my new apartment last year. I think we’re beyond being embarrassed by dumb shit.” “Yeah.” I snorted. “You have a valid point. You do a lot of stupid shit.”

I was getting frustrated. What the hell was he doing? We had already made a mockery of ourselves. We should just stand up and leave, not make people laugh at us even further. “Seems there might be a hiccup somewhere,” the host said, throwing direct shots at Leon and the whole hall burst out laughing, it was becoming unbearable. “This is so fucking embarrassing I would die if it was me” Kayla laughed “Okay we don't have all night we would-” the host started to say when someone came and whispered in his ears

41. Embarrassed - Jacob - . Oh God, I had to embarrass myself. I stare at my phone screen, looking at the disaster I created last night. Why did I chat with her last evening? Just a pic and a voice note was enough and perfect. I check my messages once again to make myself feel worse. Me: ‘Wow you look fablous. Where are u?’ Me: ‘Fablus’ Me: ‘Fabulous… sry im dunk’

One asked and pinched down on his nose with his hand. "Eww!" Another yelled as he sniffed around me. "Seems like a big shot doctor has shit himself." Now I felt the embarrassment that had been building up. "Seriously? A big shot lawyer can make such a mess?" Another asked and they all started to laugh. I felt the pangs of shame and embarrassment wash over me. I cursed the day I chose to annoy Emilio DeGeneres. I cursed the day I met Samantha. Even more, I cursed the moment I decided to chase after her.