Funny Fat Jokes

Adeloiza, daughter of the CEO and the supposed to be heiress of a company was forced to be married for the sake of salvaging their company from bankruptcy. As headstrong as she is, she refused to get married and as a result, was schemed by her stepmother and sister. She was drugged and was locked in a room with the man she is supposed to marry. Unknowingly, there was a mistake in their plan and locked her in a different room. She ended up sleeping with a different man overnight. She was driven out of her family after knowing she lost her chastity by some unknown man. She lost her privilege of being the successor, was shamed on by her father and was abandoned. Helpless, she went away. 5 years passed she came back with a bean sprout in her embrace. The only problem is that this little bean sprout suddenly started screaming at a man surrounded by bodyguards,” Hey you! Be my Daddy!”

Believed to be cursed by the Moon Goddess, after Vynessa lost her fifth mate once again, every male wolf avoided her like a plague. Her step-sister and stepmother plotted and convinced Vynessa’s father to force her into a contract marriage, with the old ruthless Alpha of their pack. All for the sake of the family business. Devastated and heartbroken, Vynessa flees into the woods, but ends up having a one-time sex with a stranger. What will happen when the stranger turns out to be the young powerful Alpha of the Rogues and the fated mate of Vynessa? How will the event turn out when the Alpha of the Rogues wants to claim Vynessa but she is married to another? Let’s ride through the twisted journey of fate, romance, evil, and manipulation.

Elle is a tarot card reader who is down on her luck and needs money quickly. She turn's to slinging cards outside of a strip club for extra cash. When she reads for the newly elected shifter wolf alpha Rain she has no idea she is his mate. But, Elle is the last thing Rain needs war is coming to his pack and he isn't exactly trusted as the alpha yet. Can Elle and Rain make their very different worlds work to come together for the better of the pack?

Seventeen-year-old Lily has spent her entire life as the pack’s outcast. Bullied relentlessly at school, especially by the Alpha twins—Lucas and Liam—who torment her with cruel nicknames, she endures the abuse because she knows she’ll escape it all on her eighteenth birthday. Her plan is simple: run away, leave the pack behind, and start fresh, far from the shame of her family and the cruelty she faces. But on the night of her eighteenth birthday, everything changes. During the Moon Goddess Festival, where mates are revealed, Lily finds herself in the center of attention. The Moon Goddess shocks the entire pack by choosing her as the destined mate of both Alpha twins. In an instant, her plans are shattered, and her life is thrown into chaos. Will she embrace her fate, or will she fight to escape the bonds that tie her to the Alphas who tormented her?

Astra dan Sastra tidak punya ibu dan tidak pernah merasakan kasih sayangnya. Yang mereka tahu dia hanya punya ayah yang selalu sibuk dengan bisnis dan mendidik mereka dengan cara yang baik. Saat melihat wali kelasnya yang baru, Sastra tertarik untuk menjadikannya sebagai ibu mereka dan istri untuk ayahnya. Awalnya Astra tidak setuju, tapi setelah mempertimbangkannya dia mau. Tapi, mereka tidak tahu siapa itu wali kelas mereka yang baru. Kehidupan suram dan mental berantakan, itu dua hal yang disembunyikan dari semua orang. Namanya Karina, gadis muda yang mengaku mempunyai keluarga lengkap yang ternyata seorang yatim piatu. Dan ini banyaknya dari cerita Astra dan Sastra yang menarik Karina pada kehidupan mereka, namun Karina yang menarik dirinya jauh-jauh.

Book 2 It was supposed to be their happily ever after. A love story that would finally bring them peace—Jax and Layla together and free from the darkness that had haunted them. But fate had other plans. In this heart-wrenching instalment of the Bloodline Series, Jax and Layla find themselves battling more than they could have ever anticipated. New enemies rise, new challenges emerge, and unexpected faces enter their lives, pulling their focus in every direction but each other. With hearts laid bare and the truth finally in the open, Jax and Layla must decide if they can rebuild the future they once dreamed of—if the love that has fought through so much can survive one last battle. Will Jax and Layla find the strength to face what lies ahead, or will the weight of their past tear them apart for good? In the end, only love will decide whether they can move forward with renewed hope—or if their story will end in heartbreak.

" I would give everything so we are together, even I was just some lowly offspring, but then my heart was shattered but I was given a second chance to make things right and this time, he would bow at my feet, with the help of him, his most trusted ". Giselle, the lowly maid for the Lycan's realm discovered the crown prince of the werewolf realm was her fated mate. She wanted to deny the bond at first but then Xavier, the prince ended up convincing her to be his, promising to let the world know she belonged to him, but only to break this promise and shatter her heart. Giselle discovered she was pregnant and went to lay this to him but then he gave her the option of of abortion, rejecting her in the process and deciding to get married to his betrothed which Giselle never knew he had, the bethrothed who turned out to be her best friend, who is the crown princess from the witches' realm. Together with Xavier, they killed her to get rid of her and the baby, since Giselle went to relay to Xavier's father, the Alpha king she was pregnant. Pained and heartbroken, pleaded to the moon goddess for a second chance so she could be reborn and have her revenge. And her request was granted, but in a completely different way and she never expected him, the closest to her enemy to be the one to save her from all impending dangers that awaited her in this new destiny of hers, but what if this was a new destiny, but a repetition of timelines?

Imprisoned for years, Astrid Sterling burns for vengeance against the pack that executed her parents. But freedom comes with a cruel twist: she's fated to Kieran, the Alpha's son and her sworn enemy. Just as she grapples with his brutal claim, a second, profound mate bond pulls her to his enigmatic brother, Rhys. Forced to choose between them, Astrid's world shatters further when she unearths her true identity as a powerful hybrid, and discovers a third, forbidden mate: a Vampire Lord tied to her deepest secrets. Now, caught between duty, desire, and a thirst for truth, can she survive three fated bonds without losing herself, or unleashing a power that could destroy them all?

Ivana Blake never imagined that marrying into one of the wealthiest families in New York would feel like a sentence instead of salvation. Her new husband, Ethan D’Amelio, is charming in public but distant behind closed doors, quickly swept away by his corporate empire. Left alone in the cavernous D’Amelio estate, Ivana finds herself watched, haunted—not by ghosts, but by a man far more dangerous: Christopher D’Amelio. Her husband’s stepfather. Cold. Ruthless. Beautiful in a way that burns. He is the man no one dares challenge. The man she should avoid at all costs. But when glances turn into confessions, and silence turns into touches, Ivana begins to unravel a dangerous obsession neither of them can resist. What begins as curiosity turns into a tangled web of passion, betrayal, and secrets that threaten to destroy them both. As the walls close in and her marriage crumbles, Ivana must choose between the safety of a lie—or the fire of a love that should never exist. This is not a love story. It’s a descent into desire, power, and the darkest corners of the human heart.

Aya Elora Lopez is a brave mother who will do anything for the sake of her daughter, but before that, she was a girl who was always in bars and active in casual sex. Back then, she met Roscoe De Zarijas and became her fuck buddy. Endless night while dancing in the fire of temptation, one night Aya found out that she's pregnant. Fully aware that the man would not accept their future child, she decided to leave the man and raise their child alone. Five years passed, and Roscoe returned to the country. In their reunion, is Aya ready to reveal her secret to Roscoe? Or will fear prevail, leading her to bury the secret that once brought them together?