Funny Filipino Quotes

"Why do you hate me so much, Maan" she asked hiccupping, hitting his chest. "I never said that" he said holding her hands. ____________________________________ "So, my Ita, how does it feels to be Mrs. Dutta," he asked holding her from behind while making eye contact in the mirror. "Best feeling in this world, Mr. Dutta" she replied kissing his cheek. ____________________________________ "I BLOODY ASKED YOU TO DO ONE THING BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!" he shouted slamming the wooden desk with his fists. "I am sorry, sir" she replied with tears welling up in her eyes. ____________________________________ "I will kill that man if I see him near you again" he said dangerously running his index finger from her forehead to neck. "W...why" she asked stammering. "Because you are mine"...

What would happen if two people who hated each other suddenly had a baby to take care of?  -Jennie Lane, the college student council president of Yale University. She is very kind and calm but when it comes to Lisa she becomes the opposite.   -Lisa Delaney,  a famous troublemaker student along with her friends  Sarah and Rosé. She likes to irritate and see Jennie stressed because of her, for no definite reason. -Kevin Smith, boyfriend of Jennie and a varsity player.

Sabi nila, age doesn't matter. Pero bakit nang malaman nila ang nangyari bakit sila nagalit?. Aleandra Kaye Dioa, she is a first year high-school student who just want to study and make friends. Ang kanyang pamilya ay strikto at ang mga kapatid nito ay ganon rin. Jethro Ashier Claver, he is also a first year high-school student. Kaye and him are classmate. Siya ay isang makalokohang lalaki, wala siyang ginawa kung hindi ang mangasar ng mga kaklase. Naging magkaibigan sila at malapit sa isa't isa. Ang mga tao ay napagkakamalan na silang magkasintahan sa sobrang lapit nila. Ngunit ang mga akala ng tao ay nagkatotoo, napamahal sila sa isa't isa sa murang edad. Nalaman ito ng mga magulang ni Kaye at ito ay mga nagalit. Ngunit paano kung ayaw makipaghiwalay ni Jethro? Ano ang mangyayari? Itutuloy pa rin ba nila ang namamagitan sa kanila?.

Etyl Guanzon is an Architecture student from Amstar Universitry, who is known by having a bold mouth. Everyone likes her, everyone's dream is to have her, touch her, and to claim her. Everyone- not until Jave Balesteros appeared. The only man who ignored her presence. She lives in a reality where everything is completely fine and nearly perfect. But, how will she conquer the life that JB gives her? Where her bravery takes her? He has principles and goals. He chased the justice not the woman. Did they play their role well when the uncertainties of their lives revolve around them?how difficult would it be for Etyl to choose the man of her dreams? And, how will JB choose Etyl over justice?

Anam is happily living her life with her sisters. Ayan just moved to a new place. what happens when Ayan crashes with a blonde beauty on his first day of work.

Kane has just become Alpha of the Crimson Pack. His first order of business is to prove to the pack that he has what it takes. And he's just about to do that when his beta and best friend informs him of the upcoming biannual meeting between the three largest packs in Southern America. The biannual meeting means he has to see Reno whose father is the Alpha of Fortnight yet again. Reno has been an enemy of his since he could pronounce 'enemy'. He's ready to make her one week stay miserable now that he's Alpha but then he hears that Reno is engaged to be married to the only person he hates more than Reno,the Alpha of Gray Moon. Kane might hate Reno but he definitely does not want her with the Alpha of Gray Moon. In fact,he does not want her with any man that is not him.

Summer Haynes, a.k.a 'Ms. Clumsy'. A lazy Tomboy trying to get her crush's attention with the help from her former ex bully. This is not the best idea to start with...

Thea Morris is 23 years old and she works as an interior designer for a well-known company in Paris. She always rejected all the guys that asked her to go out on a date. She doesn't date nor has a boyfriend because she always makes herself busy with her work, work, and work. Joseph Sanchez is 26 years old. He's the owner of Sanchez Corporation also name J.S Corporation. He is well known because of his good-looking face and also he's one of the richest bachelors in New York. He loves to play and break women's hearts. For him, all women are the same who like to easily give their bodies like a whore. When Joseph going to open a new hotel in Paris, of course, he needs an interior designer to make a design for his hotel. That's when Thea is chosen and the one who's gonna in charge of that job. At first, they just act as a professional boss and employee. But then, days by days the attraction between both of them have become stronger. But the problem is Thea didn't want to have any relationship with Joseph because she's afraid that he might leave and break her heart just like he did to other women. Read to find out more...

His Blind Wolf Blurb: Having a warrior like himself as a mate, have always been his only wish to the moon goddess, but his life took another turn, as his mate turned out to be an omega, a weak one. Meet Alpha Ryder of red moon pack, the most feared werewolf in the whole of their race. After Alpha Ryder found out that his mate was Hazel, a young beautiful omega. He rejected her and not only that, but turned her into his slave. He didn't cease to making her life miserable, but what happens when Hazel found out his deepest secret? What happens when she starts using his flaws against him, which he had kept a secret for long? What could be his flaws?...

Have you ever seen firflies shinning in complete dark field? Hopeful and beautiful isn't it? That's what Arham felt when Ayat came in His life. He found his life getting less darker by being around His firefly. Arham Khan is known to be rude,heartless businessman. Who can do anything to get what he wants. If he wants anything he get it by hook or by crook. Ayat Abbas is calm,caring and smart girl.who lives with her sister,Ayesha Abbas. What will happen when they will encounter? Will Ayat become his firefly or his darkness will engulf her live?