Funny Filipino Quotes Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Taas kilay niyang sabi. Hindi ba obvious sa kanya? "Bulag ka?" Pilosopo kong sabi. Kita na nga ng mata niya, nagtatanong pa, eh. Naiirita pa ako sa mukha niya! "Nakita mo ngang hawak ko, ‘di ba? Malamang bubuksan ko 'yan, magulat ka na lang kapag nakita mong sarado na, eh. Isasarado ko pa?” Sarkastiko na wika ko sa kanya. Nasaan ba ang pag-iisip niya? Kung magiging milktea man siya, isa siyang Boba Milk Tea. Hay Nako!

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

nakangising komento muli ni Marylou saka ako hinila papasok ng cafe. "I say, Karma is a bully." wika ko. Wala sa sariling napahagikhik ako ng makitang natanggal pa ang side mirror ng sasakyan. Sinipat ko ang taas ng sasakyan. My imaginary image of Akio standing there with his grin caused me to burst into a loud laughter. That guy, really.

I innocently said. Almost everyone was surprised by my act, acting like a real little sister to him... that without anyone knowing, deep inside, that guy smiled. That day ended with me on my way home and Ma'am Safira told us for a job well done. It doesn't look like that. I feel like she will scold me but that is not what happened. Arriving in front of the café, “Ay hopia, (Filipino expression)” I gasped when I saw him here in front of the café. “Why are you there again?”

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

“SEX. Silog Express. I’m starving.” Putsa naman. Sino bang naka isip ng kainan na iyan? Namatay na naman ako sa kahihiyan. “Tara na ho’t mag-silog tayo,” nag peace sign ako sa prinsipe. “After you. Oh, look. Lahat naka-69,” dagdag nito. Hindi ko na napigilan ang tawa ko. Gusto kong kainggitan ang pagiging literal at kawalan ng sense of humor ni Kamahalan but at the same timeI want to hug him too. He’s so adorable.

| Sincerely, Susan | Francine squealed when she read the email, especially the part about Mr. Tenorio’s comment about her portfolio, which she had feared was too thin and boring. She’s been on cloud nine this weekend and she keeps on going over the short and sweet email again and again till she almost gets a migraine from all the blue light she’s soaking in. She humblebrags about it to the girls and everyone reacts with the Filipino catchword “sanaol” (literally, I wish all). They read the same email with the same hungry eyes and Francine gets so worked up that they might press Delete or, worse, Reply by accident.