Funny Filipino Quotes Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

(Inserted sad emoji) @johannhidalgo: It was because you’re too busy that you don’t even have time to take a chill, relax life, and go home here in the Philippines! (Inserted sarcastic grinning emoji) @waltermendoza: Haha, you know my situation here @johannhidalgo. Don’t worry, when I find time, I’ll make sure to make it up to you and Celyn. Anyway, congratulations and best wishes to you both @celynvhidalgo (Inserted two heart emojis)

Tapos biglang ganoon ang sasabihin niya. "Oh, bakit totoo naman?" Tinaasan na nga ako ng kilay, nag sumbat pa. Akala mo naman hindi nagda-drama sa F******k, malinaw pa nga sa alaala ko ang comment niya. Kahit 'yong pinadalhan pa niya ako ng adobong manok.

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

nakangising komento muli ni Marylou saka ako hinila papasok ng cafe. "I say, Karma is a bully." wika ko. Wala sa sariling napahagikhik ako ng makitang natanggal pa ang side mirror ng sasakyan. Sinipat ko ang taas ng sasakyan. My imaginary image of Akio standing there with his grin caused me to burst into a loud laughter. That guy, really.

I innocently said. Almost everyone was surprised by my act, acting like a real little sister to him... that without anyone knowing, deep inside, that guy smiled. That day ended with me on my way home and Ma'am Safira told us for a job well done. It doesn't look like that. I feel like she will scold me but that is not what happened. Arriving in front of the café, “Ay hopia, (Filipino expression)” I gasped when I saw him here in front of the café. “Why are you there again?”

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

“SEX. Silog Express. I’m starving.” Putsa naman. Sino bang naka isip ng kainan na iyan? Namatay na naman ako sa kahihiyan. “Tara na ho’t mag-silog tayo,” nag peace sign ako sa prinsipe. “After you. Oh, look. Lahat naka-69,” dagdag nito. Hindi ko na napigilan ang tawa ko. Gusto kong kainggitan ang pagiging literal at kawalan ng sense of humor ni Kamahalan but at the same timeI want to hug him too. He’s so adorable.