Funny Finding Nemo Novels & Stories

I glance at the TV, where the opening credits of Finding Nemo are already rolling. I arch a brow. “Nemo?” Harlow nods excitedly. “It’s Daddy Mercer’s pick!” I give Kade a look, and he just grins unapologetically. “What? It’s a classic.” Shaking my head, I settle back against the pillows, pulling Harlow onto my lap. “Fine. But if we’re doing this, I get to pick the next movie.” Kade smirks. “Oh, I don’t know, we already have the lineup planned.”

Which is about the only thing we agree on. If Chris notices this dynamic, he doesn’t show it. Instead, he joins in as the leap from topic to topic which includes the latest page three model, women in gyms, dating and top gear. For almost two hours I persevere, struggling to detect a single witty remark among this poor excuse for schoolboy humour. Yet the last thing I want is to be dismissed as having no sense of humour. I redundantly stand with a smile on my face. You’d think this would be easy, but it’s not. Unlike Chris, who has tears rolling down his face, I find his friends about as hilarious as having a root canal done without any pain relief. “Jesus, they’re so funny,” laughs Chris. He

Pearl was smiling and I just noticed that Cayden had already followed me and those who were with us except Gen and Alice were clustered swimming a little far away from us. We are all swimming in different styles. My long hair also goes with my movements. The loser still rejoiced hahaha. We also pass some swimming mermaids who look at us and stop but they don't do anything. They are probably wondering how there is someone like us in their place. I see electric eels, nudibranchs, and Nemo! Oh my gosh! Nemo is here! I think his dad is the one with him. I just snorted and continued swimming. I don't know when the coral reef grew around because it is still the atlas. Or maybe it's just his nature

Fin has always joked that I have the memory of a gold fish. ***Flashback*** “Hey Al, you ready to go?” “Where are we going exactly?” “Oh Al, what would you do without me? We are going for a picnic, and swim down, at the waterfall with Siobhan, Lochlynn, and that new kid... Wesley? Winston?... it will come to me.” “Haha I’m really not sure what I would do without you, probably lose my head!” “I swear you have the memory of a gold fish. Swimming around your little bowl going ‘oh look a castle, oh look a castle, oh shat there’s a...”

"Okay, I have another one." "Why is a fish so smart?" Her face was red from laughing so much. "Why?" I asked anticipating a hilarious reply. "Because it lives in school." We both burst into a fit of laughter. I can't remember when last I laughed this hard, our laughter died down and we burst into another fit again. "You both are freaks." We heard someone say and we laughed even harder, Melody even hit her head on the bus window but that didn't kill our joy. "I'm so glad I met you," I said as our laughter died down.

And then, I saw them - Nemo and Dory, their cartoon faces unmistakable. I laughed in delight, feeling as though I'd stumbled into an enchanted world. The fountain was teeming with life, the water crystal clear. I spotted fish I'd never seen before, their colors and shapes a marvel. It was more like a fish pond than a fountain, given the sheer number of aquatic creatures swimming in it.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Curiousity gripped me when I heard sounds from behind one of the doors, so I walked towards it, placing my hand on the handle, I turned it and it opened Once I placed a foot inside the door, I was transported to a memory that I remembered all so well, one that no matter how I tried to forget, I was always going to remember ********************Flashback******************* “Zayne!” I exclaimed as I ran to my elder brother, I was so excited to show him the tadpoles that I had found at the lake, I had a whole jar of the tadpoles Earlier, Nick and the other boys had bragged about the tadpoles they had found, they had made fun of me so Zayne gave me this jar and showed me the best place to find th

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

"You have to be lying, right?" I ask looking at Hudson like he's an alien from another planet. He shakes his head. "I've never seen it." My coworker Kimberly stares at him in disbelief as well, our twin expressions half horror and the other half shock. I mean really, though, who has never seen the movie Finding Nemo? That's an abomination. It's an insult against Disney movies. "What other Disney classics haven't you seen?" I ask. These are important questions. Questions you should ask somebody before you make any commitment. I'm flabbergasted Hudson lacks movie knowledge of this magnitude. "How did you let this happen?"