Novel & Cerita Funny Friendship Questions

But how can I effin do that when Bullet and I just did it early this morning, just a few minutes before they bombarge us here in our condo unit? “Have the both of you made love?” Jill is squinting her eyes at me and then to Bullet. “Are you in a relationship with each other?” Shane asked more. That moment, I felt like a most notorious criminal being interrogated by the best investigator in town. Bullet stared at me and he seemed like he was asking for my help. But I don’t know what to do. I don’t know how to answer their questions when I know that it will ruin our friendship. But at that moment, I knew that if they were my real best friends, they would just be happy for me because Bullet mad

“How’s the sex?” “I…um…well, then.” I stammered, stunned. The rest of the room, though, erupted in a whirlwind of giggles and questions. “Is he a good kisser? He looks like he’d be a good kisser,” asked Julie’s best friend, Ally. “Has he cooked for you? He’s a great cook!” Betty said. Followed swiftly by Dottie Daniels firing off the winning question: “How big’s his trouser snake?” My mouth dropped open. I closed it, but it fell open again. “I…I’m not…I didn’t…ah…” I busied myself with the cupcakes Jack had just delivered, putting them on the carousel display. Should have known better than to open the floor up like that.

"Oh my god, Lola, just listen to the damn question." "Alright. Alright." Lola made a zipping motion over her lips. " No more questions asked." "Thank you." June huffed out in annoyance. "So, when she—the friend got back, the man's mood had changed and when she asked what was wrong he said nothing but she could feel something was off. If the friend calls the man to check up on him, is it weird? Or nosy? Does it come off as overbearing?"

He asked me. But rather than replying to his question, I asked him another question, “Don't you have any other best friends”. “No”. He replied to me, making me nod firmly with two of my fingers placed right on my chin. Now his reply confirmed my guesses and thoughts and suspicions. Since he did not have any other best friends, that was the reason why he had the time to poke his nose at my business unlike before. “But why do you ask? You have asked me two weird questions in a row. I want to know what is going on”. He said to me.

"Oh please, stop being a liar. You're always the one cursing me behind my back! You even disowned me as your friend!" I hide my smile when they continue to argue. They look so cute. It's special moment for me. It's once in a blue moon. "I have a question." I cut them off. Four eyes turned to me. "With whom?" they both said. I chuckled when they glared with each other. "To the both of you." "Shoot." Bullet while playing with my hands. "All ears." Brandon that started to eat again. "Do you have other friends? Or just the both of you?" I normally question.

"Nope. Do you?" "Nah. Do you have any weird quirks? Like, my best friend says I always cross my legs when eating, but never when I’m drinking." His eyebrows rose. “Why are we having this interview session, giglio?" "We're playing twenty-one questions, Luca." I rolled my eyes. "You're weird." He just looked at me for a while. "Oh, I know. So, quirks?" -------------------------------------------------------------

I replied and she just oh-ed. "There, you've gotten your answer?"I asked in a grumble. "Absolutely fucking not. Does he have a brother?"she asked eagerly. "Uh.... I'm not really sure since we haven't talked about such details — not that it's any of my business though,"I rolled eyes, pointing out the obvious at my fish brained best friend. "Argh. How the hell did we become best friends? You're so boring,"she whined and I chuckled. "Tell me about it."

"Twenty Questions? What's that?" "It's a game where we each take turns asking each other a question, and we have to answer truthfully," I explained. "It's a fun way to get to know each other better." Margot hesitated for a moment before nodding. "Alright, I'm in," she said, a hint of uncertainty in her voice. I started with a light-hearted question to ease the tension. "What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?" A smile crept onto Margot's face as she replied, "I love spending time with my family and friends, especially my younger sister. We used to have so much fun together."

He finally asked the question after thinking about it, he knew it's normal for a friend to ask. She laughed like a crazy lady looking at him, "So you wish to question me now, if it's question time, why don't you give me answers to this particular question, why were you at a tea shop making out with a girl?" Kieran believes one thing, he doesn't owe anyone an explanation," Remin I know we are friends, but that's a personal question which you don't deserve to know, even if I have sex with ten ladies, none of your business."

I have never been in a relationship my entire life, sire. "Why are you asking me these questions?" I finally summon the courage to ask. "Nothing. Just idle curiousity." He replies and then drops the book on a small table beside him. "If you feel sceptical about my answer, you could ask me your own questions so we'll get even." It is my turn to raise a brow at his suggestion. Really? "Any question?" I ask. "Any question." He confirms with a nod. "Okay." I bite my bottom lip and ask; Why do you and your friends hate me so much?"