Funny Goku Novels & Stories

"Little brother, remember, if someone bullies you, just tell him my name as Elegant Wang Little Luban... Haha, I like you... Stop, you four bastards, I must beat you to shit today." The fat man manipulated a pair of long black iron meteor fists, like a skipping ball, disappeared in the distance. Ding Hao opened his mouth, shook his head, and laughed. He didn't expect to encounter such a funny fellow. Elegant Wang was also a wonderful man. He could contrast finely with Ren Xiaoyao, Superman in Altars in the Northern Academy of yellow shirts. Were all the fat people in the world so cute? He looked back at the closed wooden door, turned and strode away.

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

After another flopping sound, Saburo Sato lied down, with face down to the ground, and he passed out without making any sound. After the move was finished, the big training court of Daddy Security Company went silent. When those men saw Qi Waner's long legs for the first time, they thought them sexy; however, the only thing they could feel now was horror. The woman was so horrible. She put Saburo Sato in a coma within one kick. It seemed that she had even shown mercy, or she might've sent the guy straightly into hell. Gao Song had been standing aside and watching. He was going to let Kukok's fellows teach Qin Haodong a lesson, but he didn't see this coming. He had no idea why Qin Haodong's f

Yeah, that would be awesome if shit like that actually happened in real life. His jaw drops, eyes widen and the look on his face is truly impressive. The guy looks like a dying fish, a very angry one, but still dying. What was that fish the fat yellow guy ate in the cartoon and everyone thought he was about to die? Fugu? Was that the fish? Yeah, that’s what my new friend looks like now. “H-how are you planning to feed them your blood?” He stutters.

Chris made a mocking gesture of clapping of his hands “Are you reminding yourself?” “What?” “About strength…” One of Chris’s men laughed before continuing “Although you are right, in the sense that you do resemble a monkey…” The others joined in the laughter while Song-Yun turned red in anger and embarrassment; the young man continued encouraged by his team “Our Lord makes it a habit of owning every mountain he steps on…. so, in your own words……. although he is much handsomer than a monkey, he is still king.” “You…..you…. Arrogant bastard.” Song-Yun cursed before scoffing “I want to see you maintaining the same arrogance in another 3 mins.”

“ What’s so funny?” “ You” he says simply. Completely cool as a cucumber or fish or whatever. But I’m not amused. I drop the slice of pizza I had picked up a few seconds ago. “ Is my pregnant state funny to you?” He rolls his eyes. “ Chill out, Godzilla. You only looked cute eating, that’s why I laughed.” Godzilla. Godzilla? The tears burst break out in a dramatic form, before I can even formulate a thought. “ So, you’re saying I’m fat and ugly? I’m carrying two babies but I’m ugly?”

He laughs so hard that he doubles over, holding his stomach. “Oh fuck, the Moon Goddess has a sense of humor, doesn’t she?” he laughs. “What the fuck is so funny?” I snarl, furious that my brother, who rarely fucking laughs, is laughing at me like this is the best joke he’s ever heard in his life. He stops, his body still bouncing with silent laughter. “Oh goddess, you don’t see it. You’re so fucked up over this, you don’t see it, do you?” he asks me.

Odis’s words light a fire in my belly and I can feel my control start to slip. “I’m sorry,” he laughed as he held his stomach. “I’ve never heard something so funny!” He swiped at his eyes. “One minute you were singing Mary had a fucking lamb to stopping completely. Next minute you’re screaming you don’t wanna die! And you squealed.” Odis burst into laughter again and I was ready to punch him. Tipsy Gabe was ready to fight him. “You fucking squealed,” he gasped. “I’m glad you find my pain funny, Beta,” I said to him.

The female agent was really angry after seeing such shameful thing and went inside as quick as possible, Gengar, on the other hand, was laughing his ass off after seeing the two guards. Gengar [GAGAGA it was so funny GAGAGA look at their face GAGAGA, hehe I should stop wasting time and go and look inside or master will become mad if I waste time here playing pranks on these pity creatures]. And so Gengar passed through the outer walls of the gym entering in leaving behind two half-naked big men crying on the floor.

Lucas said to the Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Golden King Kong. The Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Golden King Kong was initially stunned. Then, he looked into the sky and burst into laughter, as if he had never heard of such a hilarious joke. "Hahaha!!!" Hundreds of Golden King Kong Family also laughed. At that moment, the laughter shook the mountain. "What are you guys laughing about?" Lucas' stunning face put on a puzzled look. The Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Golden King Kong stopped laughing when he heard it and his monkey face had a playful expression.