Funny Goku Novels & Stories

No longer able to hold back, he rushed up at the punks! Pow! Bang! The one laughing at him was punched over a dozen feet away before crashing down to the dirt! Everyone then saw that Bigby had put on a gauntlet encrusted with a ton of precious gems that looked utterly intimating. "It's fine if you had just called me fatso," he growled. "But you had to call me stupid too?! Well, guess what—I hate it when people call me stupid!" Then, he launched himself up like a ball straight at the punk, deftly straddling him and started to rain punches on his face!

“Leo! What’s up, Babe?” He grinned, “Did you know Kpop fans pick the oddest body parts to get horny over? They are like,” His voice changed into a high-pitched hysterical girly voice, “Look at the back of Oppa’s knees! Kyah! FUCKING CHOKE ME DEAN OPPA!” There was a pause. “Uhm, was that a joke?” Leonidas laughed instead. “You’re so slow Babe, I swear. You’re supposed to laugh at that.”

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

he chuckled as he sat down. “I’ll feed you till you explode,” I grinned. “And please, don’t call me baby Gan you psycho.” I made a fist. He simply laughed it off. “Okay I won’t call you that again...baby Gan.” He said as he burst out laughing. Gosh this asshole. He’s just messing with me now.

His sadness magically vanished. “Aha. Ahahahahaha. Did you look yourself into the mirror?” He hugged his stomach after laughing loudly for a good couple of seconds. “What the fuck are you guys thinking about?” All of them fled from the table and touched their weapons that were still sheathed inside their own scabbard. Malikul exposed his beautiful wings, and Aidan growled while the parents silently examined the situation. “Oh my God. Puhahahahahaha.” Hisoka clapped his hands while laughing his ass off. “You guys are so funny. Sister! Look! They are so funny!” Hisoka waved at Black Shadow that was still sleeping.

Renuka and Govind watched his son's antics with an amused smile. Govind looked at his son who still seemed slightly dazed. He couldn't resist his urge to tease. So he said, "Your mom told me you seemed whipped. And from what I am seeing right now, I would say she is spot on." And a goofy grin played at his face. Gautham came out of his daze and said in a fake shocked and offended voice, "What?? Of course not!! Mum is spouting nonsense." Renuka's eyebrows slightly raised at her son's blatant denial but she kept quiet. Govind, on the other hand, couldn't let this opportunity go. So he said in a dry voice, "And I am Superman. Come on Gautham. You think I am blind."

I tried to sound sincere but failed. She laughed. “I’ve been nice to you, Mr. Wright, since you showed that you are willing to help me. But instead you planned to deceive me.” I could already imagine her hair floating in the air as she spoke those words and slowly turned to bright yellow. She looks funny having the look of Goku when turning into saiyan. “You really dare to push me at my limit.” She added.

“We’re both nerds! Why is he funnier than me?!” Liu Feng slung an arm over Zen’s shoulders without missing a beat. “He’s cute. You’re not. The Gorski technology might have saved your life, but maybe you need to improve it if you want to alter your DNA to be funnier.” Jaw falling open, Damian stopped in disbelief as the others laughed at the Seer’s joke and walked away. Ignoring the Death Princess’ lack of emotions, everyone else laughed at the Seer’s insult. That was twice now that someone else laughed at an insult directed at him. Unwilling to become the joke, Damian quickly caught up and begged for another chance to tell another joke, only to see upturned lips as they declined him any rede

He did look a little green and pasty. I chuckled at his complaining, it seemed there was something after all that could bring down the mighty Beta Bear. “I guess you can’t stomach as much as me, tell me again how tough you are big guy?” I mocked him, as he still clutched his stomach and stumbled slightly as he got his bearings. “Fuck you.” was all he replied.