Funny Goku Novels & Stories

Odis’s words light a fire in my belly and I can feel my control start to slip. “I’m sorry,” he laughed as he held his stomach. “I’ve never heard something so funny!” He swiped at his eyes. “One minute you were singing Mary had a fucking lamb to stopping completely. Next minute you’re screaming you don’t wanna die! And you squealed.” Odis burst into laughter again and I was ready to punch him. Tipsy Gabe was ready to fight him. “You fucking squealed,” he gasped. “I’m glad you find my pain funny, Beta,” I said to him.

Goon 3 "Ha, look at you thinking about having a girlfriend when you can't even satisfy those whores last night" Goon 1 "What did you say, well at least I don't have a micropenis like someone" Goon 2 "Guys you should stop or someone will hear you" Gengar who has been listening to these goons rubish gets bored and floats away Gengar [ I heard that they have captured some pokemons I should look into this]

It got so annoying that I actually threw some eggs at Jordan, which immediatly started a food fight with all of us, but shame I actually felt bad for Jordan, he even started to shed a tear when he noticed all that food had gone to waste. If I have to be honest it was actually quite hilarious, but anyways once we were done cleaning up after the manager was called, we grabbed our bags and again we were on our way to find the Giants King. They say that giants actaully have the ability to stay normal human size but they can grow when they feel like it, thinking about it like that it makes me think about Hulk.

Lucas said to the Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Golden King Kong. The Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Golden King Kong was initially stunned. Then, he looked into the sky and burst into laughter, as if he had never heard of such a hilarious joke. "Hahaha!!!" Hundreds of Golden King Kong Family also laughed. At that moment, the laughter shook the mountain. "What are you guys laughing about?" Lucas' stunning face put on a puzzled look. The Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Golden King Kong stopped laughing when he heard it and his monkey face had a playful expression.

BMOM ➭ SPECIAL CHAPTER 07 ꕤ ꕤ ꕤ ʚDAX YAGO WALKERɞ “And when you're with me, it's like a dog walking, but it's a date. When Son Goku is mad, you look just like him, babe. But you’re a star when looking up at the sky. Even if you seem to be in between a woman and a gorilla.”

Adrian retorted coldly, projecting an air of confidence. To the dark beast, Adrian's words were laughable. It mocked him mercilessly. "Ha! That’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard. Do you really think you’re someone special? Even if you're a prodigy, you will still die!" it roared, its immense power trembling violently.

""The Black Tortoise? Why doesn't he say it's the Azure Dragon while he is at it?" "This punk must have watched too many cartoons and think that we live in a two-dimensional world. He's nothing more than a clueless punk." "This is hilarious! He's not a scammer, he's a stand-up comedian!" Even the aggressive-looking men in the fancy costumes started mocking Woody. James couldn't help but burst out laughing. "Young man, I'm not going to comment on your medical skills. I think you have a knack for entertainment even in such a tense situation."

"Not me. I'm a bastard and straight, in case you forgot. I meant anyone else who isn't an obsessive idiot stalker." The tension spiked, sharp and hostile. For a moment, I considered lunging across the table and breaking his jaw. I could tell from the way the human's fists tightened he'd welcome it. He was actively taunting me. But then Conan raised a hand between us and blurted out: "Okay! Okay. How about a joke I've heard before? Let's see... Why aren't Koalas considered bears?" Silence. "...Because they never had the Koala-fications!"

Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.” Xiabao: “Same difference. You looked like a discount drag king.” Me: “Rude.” Xiabao: “Honest.” Me: “Fine. Friends. But if you out me… ” Xiabao: “Never. Pinky swear.” I actually laughed out loud at that. Kael: “What’s so funny?” “Nothing!” Jax: “Bullshit.” Ryker: “He’s texting her.” “How do you know it's her?” I shot back.

“God damn it! You’re really an ungrateful b*tch. Do you really think that you’re Shooriyojou just because you're slightly beautiful? That damn Shooriyojou was also ridden by that whosoever priest!” He paused for a moment and then said to his few friends, “Do you know what they said just now? This crazy b*tch actually called herself Shooriyojou and this brat is the Condor Hero. Haha, this is so funny! You probably read too many martial art novels till you’ve forgotten your names!” As soon as this statement was made, the few friends of Shane burst into laughter. “These two guys are really funny!” “But, Young Master Seay, this b*tch made you so miserable just now. How do you plan to deal with t