Funny Greek Gods Novels & Stories

I walk shakingly around to the table, seeing everyone wary also brought me on edge. I subconsciously take a step back from the table with the three most intimidating men I've ever seen, the arura radiating off them is dangerous enough to kill someone on spot. Especially the one sitting between the other two. He's a Greek God sent down to one earth to put chaos among women, No doubt he's specially made by God himself to place a second figure of himself on Earth for everyone to see.

"You seem to be a fish out of water." "Where are the other Greeks?" Coeus looks around the yard. Wisdom chuckles "I have no idea where they but since you came to my home I guess it's me you were looking for. Besides my grandfather has more important things to do than to entertain seventeen assholes. As for me, I can use a workout." Wisdom points to a man whose head resembles a card claw, holding a large oar and has a fishtail. I know who you are. Oceanus the God of Great."

"A message came for you." Kratos raises his eyebrows, staring at the brown-haired slave with trembling hands as he holds the small piece of parchment. That kind of paper is expensive, who sent it? Fear mixed with hunger and weariness, the filth employed in every corner of the slave's skin, the lifeless eyes; this is the image Kratos and everyone else enjoy seeing in humans. They're filthy rats, which is nothing special, but they feel great. Garbage, they think only because they are creatures of Zeus. Kratos hated the gods. The main ones are Selene, Hades, Triple and Zeus. Before the books, they were the creators of the terrestrial races.

He looked like he was having a hard time reminiscing about its history. Aphrodite came to the rescue, "Right! Most of us have been friends since then. We grew up in slums, doing different jobs in order to survive and fulfill the needs of our rumbling stomachs. Me, being the face of cybersex, Dionysus... who used to rob the general's main house, Hermes and Ares as the known thieves in town, and then there's Zeus who abducted people for ransom... Athena who was once a stripper, Apollo as a drug addict..." My widening eyes went to Apollo. He smiled as he waved at me. "And Poseidon... the sex slave." What...

So, without a sudden movement, I began to pack up my things one by one slowly. "What Greek god name has four letters?" I looked at the man making weird grunts as if he was pretending not to know the answer. There are probably some Greek gods with names that contain four letters. I don't understand why he's asking himself, but I'm unsure about answering. "This one is tough to crack," he chuckles. "I guess at my age, and the brain is starting to lose its mind." I should go. "Do you know the answer, young lady?"

Celeste (deadpan): “Hold up.” I pinch the bridge of my nose. “There are gods that are real? Like… actual Greek gods? Trident, seashells, dramatic hair, the whole package?” Dacia actually winces. Dacia: “Not Greek. Older. The ones the Greeks watered down and gave better PR. Poseidon, Hades, Nyx, the whole pantheon. They’re real. They’re awake. And Atlantis is their favorite mistake.” Remy (stepping out of the portal behind me) blinks.

He struck a pose, showcasing his winged shoes before winking at the young goddess again. "And for the record, I'm quite certain I was born fully formed and perfectly masculine." Apollo snorted from his seat, setting down his lyre completely. "Leave it to Hermes to get offended by being compared to poultry." He rose gracefully and walked over to join them near the table. "Oh! I thought he's a chicken, he looks delicious though." You answered voice laced with disappointment. Hera let out a genuine laugh this time, covering her mouth with one hand. "My dear, you can't eat the gods. We're not that kind of sustenance." She patted her daughter's head affectionately. "And I assure you, Hermes is mu

I clarified. “Oh, yes, sorry.” “Don’t be sorry,” I told her. “I tend to get distracted easily.” Another one of her pretty smiles. “All right, the upcoming test is essentially going to cover some of the scandals involving our illustrious gods and their ladies. As you’ve probably noticed, the Greek gods were kind of a randy group of folks.” I smirked. “I gathered that.”

“You think that’s fucked up? Zeus married our sister Hera and had an affair with Demeter our other sister.” “Greeks believe you abducted your niece and forcefully made her your wife. That’s also fucked up buddy.” “First of all, don’t call me buddy, and second, that’s not true. Why the hell would I take my niece as a wife when there’re so many women here to serve my needs? I don’t need to be shackled down. I enjoy my bachelor life as it is” I sighed. “Fine, let’s skip the whole weird marriage thing. I didn’t hear you mention Agron in the list of Cronus and Rhea’s kids. I thought he was your brother.”

Hera says We both stop laughing and look at each other before grimacing and scooting away from each other. "It was just funny, I don't know why you guys don't think so," I reply crossing my arms "Well we don't share thoughts," Hera says "Seeing as we are not mates," Aphrodite adds "None of us," Demeter adds "And spend little to no time in the human world," Zeus adds "Okay, we get it," we say at the same time again making us both scoot even farther away from each other We took the shoulders of the person who was standing on the other side of us before swapping them out for where we were once standing, leaving Hera and Poseidon standing beside each other with I on Hera's other side and Death o