Funny Greek Gods Novels & Stories

“Try funny, Adriano, and I will not joke.” "Where's your sense of humour, Hades?" Hades leaned across the table so close Adriano could smell the smoke on his breath. “Don’t play games with me. I’ll burn Rome itself before I let a hand touch her.” The silence was screaming. Adriano finally leaned back, laughing dark. “Look at you. The mighty Hades, shaking over a woman. Over a child. How the gods must be laughing.” Hades straightened, smirk ghosting. “Let them laugh. I’ll bury them too.”

The celestial god had bridged a gap between gods and humans a long time ago. He watched her run in the garden like a three years old child with no care in the world. Her laughter rang in the wind like soft bells. She was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. Adjusting the flowers, he walked toward her confident. His mind was made up, he was going to talk to her, and they were going to be friends. Soon, he got to where she stood with a wide grin plastered on his face. He extended the flowers to her. But to his dismay, she walked past him. He followed her, hoping she’d accept his flowers. But it was almost like he wasn't there. He realized she could not see him. She had no idea someone

He said and I laughed. "It's Zeus, let me explain, it's pretty interesting if you pay attention." "Oh no, please," Mac pleaded and reached to cover his ears but I held him down and laughed. "There were three immortal Greek gods. They were all brothers. Their names were Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades," I started to say, remembering exactly how it was in my notebook. "They were the sons of Kronos, who was

- They said. Among the subdivisions between the Greek gods, the Egyptian gods and the Roman gods, there was the Greek god who lit up the heavens. In which Perseus is a tall, large, muscular man, the Greek god under the earth, with turquoise eyes and olive skin, with long curled hair tied behind his back, he is tall and strong, wearing a short and tight suit, with sandals, while at his side was his colleague.

he said at a frozen Jason, " you mean the Greek gods are real?" Jason asked, " of course they are, you didn't think humans were that stupid to form those stories up did you?, along with the Egyptian and Norse with the annoying Indian gods" he said with distaste in his face, "Anyways," he continued, "I'm sure by now you believe the truth?" He said, jason nodded in acceptance, there was no doubt about that after all he had seen today. " good, you leave for your world at the break of the sun, I came to give you a warning and a little gift from my son who i must say you've gained favour in his sight" he said,

In schooling, fishes are all swimming in the same direction and a coordinated manner. ²Poseidon is one of the twelve Olympian deities of the pantheon in Greek mythology. His main domain was the ocean, and he is called the ‘God of the Sea.’ Additionally, he is referred to as the ‘Earth-Shaker’ due to his role in causing earthquakes and has been called the ‘Tamer of Horses.’ He is usually depicted as an older male with curly hair and beard.

Bob’s tone was sarcastic. Lex looked up, “I have – what have you got on Hades’ sons?” Bob produced a folded piece of printed A4 paper and handed it to Lex who snatched it hungrily. He folded it impatiently. “According to G****e, Hades, who is also known as the god of the underworld had three children, Zagerus, Macaria, and Melinoe. The first is a boy while Macaria and Melinoe are girls. Now if you’d ask me, I think this information is irrelevant. Nothing concerns Greek mythology with Nigerian homicidal maniacs.”

Now why do I feel he is insulting me "But alpha she is your mate! " Jake said. "No no a mere human cannot be my mate noo! " the Greek god exclaimed. You know what I don't give a fuck I am leaving this place I am getting scared now the Greek god is shaking and I don't think I like him too he is just plain mean!

My fascination with books and weird things that floats around us made it worse, I guess. “Hephaestus was thrown off in mt Olympus because he is a parthenogenous child. He was the ugliest of all the Gods in Greek mythology." a masculine yet irritating voice entered my tympanic membrane. I looked up fixing my glasses who the hell is it? Am I hearing voices this time? To my dismay, I looked around, and damn I shouldn't have known who was it. The one and only Adam the so full of himself and every basic chick dream guy. I stared at him without a hint of emotion and went back to reading.

I wonder if Apollo is adopted or something because his mother is a lovely person, unlike her rude son. I noticed Poseidon, Zeus, Nathan, and Adonis already on the dance floor and what I saw made me want to laugh out loud. Each one of them had an old lady dancing with them. Zeus looked like he want to murder the poor old lady who keeps squeezing his ass and the other three looked like they are being murdered. "What's so funny?" Apollo suddenly asked beside me. I looked up at him with wide eyes before showing him why I laughed. "Do you want to dance?"