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Nash asked. “Yes.” all three answered. I closed my eyes as Asher let out a groan. I had to agree it was weirdly creepy when they did that. Nash told them to stop doing that and I had to agree. This made me wonder how much of Greek mythology was not mythology. I was not sure I wanted to ask this next question, but it needed to be asked. I am not sure if we were ready to learn that more creatures existed outside the supernatural world, but we would have too sooner or later if we are going have these three around. Might as well rip the band-aid off now.

Porcius grunted and breathed a few times before he wondered, “And all of those tribes of Picts are just going to kiss our asses as we pass?” Still emotionless, August replied, “Oh, certainly.” Porcius burst into laughter and August even cracked a grin. Quintus shouted up to them, “Care to share the hilarity, gentlemen?” August called back, “You’d have to comprehend Grecian temple practices to appreciate his jokes about the locals worshipping trees. It’s rude humor, sir.”

he replied to me. Why does it sound so...Greek? These are the monsters in Greek mythology. More so, they are called titans but here, they are called demons. Who would think that these are true in the human world? If I hadn't stumbled upon Wysteria, I probably wouldn't have believed them to be true to this day. After all, Greek mythology is not real. They are just stories from their Greek ancestors. "It doesn't look like the monsters are easy to attack," I commented because even though I couldn't see the others, just thinking that there were many minotaurs and serpentines that I was sure was a big snake scared me.

I couldn't help but smile at the innocent curiosity that shown on his perfectly sculpted face. "It's nothing. If you belive Greek Mythology, Zeus was kind of a horn dog. Sounds like he wanted to feel, but it wasn't feelings." I giggled a little bit, but stopped when I saw the look of irritation on Amphitrion's face. "You shouldn't believe everything you read. Zeus may have been a - horn dog - but he wanted to connect with someone I think. It wasn't easy being the King of the Gods."

“now you use my words against me.” I said. He winked, "please, posey.” I said, pouting. "Posey?” he asked. I grinned, winking. Apollo moved forward, “you know, I was going to ask, what does that word 'fuck' means? You use it quite more often.” Artemis, Poseidon and I eyed him wearily, "What use is your stay amongst mortals if you can't grasp or understand what their words mean?” Artemis asked.

Silence! Dead silence. Whether it was Zeus or his subordinates, they were petrified on the spot. They couldn't figure it out no matter how hard they tried. This thin yellow-skinned youngster. It was the famous King of Hell in Europe! Bang! Zeus was indeed a hero of his generation. He was the first to react and quickly kneeled on the ground: “Your Excellency, it’s all my fault for being blind.” "I was wrong, I was really wrong. I won't do it again. Please take me as a fart!"

“I wager 100 souls on Selene,” Dionysos laughs, seeing Iris getting ready for her party. “I wager 60 souls on Selene,” Pan plays his flute. “I believe in Poseidon,” Hera winks at him. “I wager 2000 souls for Poseidon to win.” Penelopeia and Leto giggle at Hera’s folly. Dionysos laughs his drunker laugh. “My dear, sweet Hera, I will see your wager, 2000 souls that Selene has finally beaten Poseidon.”

“Tell him he can shove that cloud of darkness up his arse for what he has done here.” Helios’s bark of laughter is unexpected. “You’re quite amusing. I haven’t laughed in years. Not since Hephaestus gave Poseidon boils all over his genitals for sleeping with his ex-wife. Again. I forgot how much I enjoy your company, sister” He slaps the top of my head and instantly my eyesight fully clears. I can see again, but now I have a headache, because he hadn’t been gentle. “Now, go and save your daughter. Before I get bored and decide to turn both of you into deer, then feed you to the Titans as a reward for siding with the right Gods during this tedious war.”

He gave me a soft smile, making me return a shy smile. “You know, in Greek mythology, Althaia was the Queen of Calydon, and a woman of fierce passion. She is celebrated in an ancient story about the fate of her son, Meleager. When he was born, the Moirai, or the Fates in English, came to foretell his future, and they predicted he would die as soon as one of the sticks in the fireplace burned out completely. When Althaia heard that, she pulled the stick from the fire, put the fire out, and hid it in a safe place.”

They thought I would match the goddess of wisdom, Athena. Unfortunately, from all those meaningful meanings, I only got stuck with one—courage. My mom's Greek so she used to tell me stories about mythology when I was little but I myself, don't really give a damn about Greek mythology. I only know one though, Cupid which is Eros and Eros which is Cupid. Make sense.