Funny Greek Gods Novels & Stories

My father’s eyebrow shot up in a horrified expression, his mouth twisting in disappointment. “Now, Callista. I know that all of these movies now days focus on Zeus and the Olympian gods and goddesses but you cannot tell me that you never paid any attention when I spoke to you and your brother about the other aspects of mythology. Greek mythology doesn’t revolve around the titans versus the Olympians.” my father’s voice went into his lecturing tone and I had to force myself not to zone out like I did under the usual circumstances. “I’m sorry I didn’t pay attention Baba, I truly am. Please can you teach me about Morpheus?”

He was not at ease at all at the moment. However, a moment later Jody turned to him and said, "So, how do I get him banished from the palace but not get my name tarnished?" Steven breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing the general's words. "Are you ready to hear my plan, General?" Steven just smiled happily at the general's praise. Meanwhile, in another part of the resting place, Bill, the most powerful God of War the Ans De Lou Kingdom ever had, was seen sitting in the garden with his trusted henchman, Andrew.

" All eyes were on her. The students couldn't believe their ears. What they had been trying to study before they went for holiday two newly students came and say it. Grace was speechless. She wasn't expecting that. She thought Ena couldn't give the right answers. Elena turned her gaze to Demon scornfully. "I bet you are surprised." Demon was surprise but tried to hide it. "Well you didn't put the name of the main villain of the Olympians in your lists. He is important you know." "You are still finding excuses, so who is this particular Olympians I did not mention Mister know all?" "Hades (Pluto): god of the underworld." Demon answered with a smirk. "You are right Damien, Hades is also one of

“Sorry?” “Gods.” Zeus walked toward him. “You thought, ‘God.’ I prefer you use the plural, otherwise, when I return to Olympus, I’m going to hear it from Hera. And Aphrodite and Poseidon and Eros—especially Eros. They’ve accused me of getting too big for my toga on occasion, and singling myself out from the rest of them tends to get their Irish up. Or rather, their Greek.” He patted Logan’s shoulder. “Okay? From now on, it’s ‘gods.’ Lower case, plural. Keeps everyone happy.” The guy… Zeus… swam back to the head table while Logan just stared at him.

I told her and turned immediately and headed straight for the door. "Hey, wait" she called when I a feet away from the door. I stopped and turned back to face her, I almost laughed out loud when her saw her struggling to keep the pants on her waist -the moon goddess sure shoved an amusing mate in my arms. *Of course, because you're always grumpy* Hades said -if you've not notice, I do communicate with Hades more than the others. Not wanting to give her any hint that I was amused by her, I crossed my arms on my chest and kept a straight face.

I couldn't help but smile at the innocent curiosity that shown on his perfectly sculpted face. "It's nothing. If you belive Greek Mythology, Zeus was kind of a horn dog. Sounds like he wanted to feel, but it wasn't feelings." I giggled a little bit, but stopped when I saw the look of irritation on Amphitrion's face. "You shouldn't believe everything you read. Zeus may have been a - horn dog - but he wanted to connect with someone I think. It wasn't easy being the King of the Gods."

You are ancestral gods, and you behave like spoiled kids. Selene looks at Lucifron, stunned by his audacity. Hades transforms back into a hideous monster. A strong and powerful laugh fills the room and makes the packhouse shake. Outside the room, some shewolves scream in fear, and the friends look at Lucifron, who has his arms crossed, courageously looking between the eyes of the monster and Selene. - What's so funny about what I said? - he asks, thinking that the laughter came from Hades.

"Wait wait! So what you're saying is that ZEUS, the Greek God of sky, is real!?" "Not just him Avery.. Each one... Every God that you know and don't know about are alive and kicking. But they hide themselves in between humans. You think the Greeks are stupid that they are making temples and worshiping them as if they all are literally listening? Because they are!" He said and Avery was still frozen in her place. She could not process all that information at once.. "My whole life has been a lie.." She said. "I know." "Wait you're not fooling me are you? You're not making stories right? Cause we won't be able to go back."

================================================================================================================= Realm of the Gods of Light "Fluff! She... called your child, Fluff! " Anubis, the God of Dogs, howled with laughter. "I have not laughed so much in over a century!" Anubis said as he rolled on his back and continued laughing, as tears ran down the large dog’s face. All the gods and goddesses were laughing. Some were trying to hold it in, but they were quite unsuccessful. "This is your fault!" Hissed Bastet at Ovinnik.

Hildegarde's lazy countenance was washed away by the brutality of the news, and she sharply stood up with her mouth agape. "How is that possible?!" she exclaimed. Zeus position was God Kong of Olympus was impossible to dispute. Not only was the lightning god shrewd, charismatic and intelligent, he was the strongest Olympian there was! Even Ares, the god of war, was miles beneath the thunderous God king when it came to battle prowess. How could such a person be missing.