Greek Gods Funny Novels & Stories

I walk shakingly around to the table, seeing everyone wary also brought me on edge. I subconsciously take a step back from the table with the three most intimidating men I've ever seen, the arura radiating off them is dangerous enough to kill someone on spot. Especially the one sitting between the other two. He's a Greek God sent down to one earth to put chaos among women, No doubt he's specially made by God himself to place a second figure of himself on Earth for everyone to see.

If you’ve never heard gods snort with derision, I can tell you it’s very similar to the sound a girl makes when you tell her the ridiculously expensive moisturising cream she likes to buy is no more effective than the giant tub for 99p you can get from Superdrug. “Of course not,” said the Golden God, answering his own rhetorical question. “Beyond help. Might as well throw away the stick and eat the carrot yourself.” “Then they beg you for help,” said one of the other lights, “promising they’ll always be good, follow your every commandment, if you just grant them this one thing, and how long does that last? A week?” “A week? You must be joking. Ten minutes after you make it happen. If you’re

Her emerald-green eyes shone with fear as she pressed closer to the man, her grip firm on his arm. Wrath squinted at the pair, his voice low with recognition. "Wait... That's the king and the goddess." Envy nodded slowly, struggling to form the words. "Y-yeah. That's Lucius and Ath... Ath—" "Athena," Greed finished for him, his tone laced with awe. His gaze lingered on the woman, admiration turning into something darker. "Well, well, today must be our lucky day." Lust's smirk turned feral. "Let's get them, boys."

He looked like he was having a hard time reminiscing about its history. Aphrodite came to the rescue, "Right! Most of us have been friends since then. We grew up in slums, doing different jobs in order to survive and fulfill the needs of our rumbling stomachs. Me, being the face of cybersex, Dionysus... who used to rob the general's main house, Hermes and Ares as the known thieves in town, and then there's Zeus who abducted people for ransom... Athena who was once a stripper, Apollo as a drug addict..." My widening eyes went to Apollo. He smiled as he waved at me. "And Poseidon... the sex slave." What...

I couldn't help but smile at the innocent curiosity that shown on his perfectly sculpted face. "It's nothing. If you belive Greek Mythology, Zeus was kind of a horn dog. Sounds like he wanted to feel, but it wasn't feelings." I giggled a little bit, but stopped when I saw the look of irritation on Amphitrion's face. "You shouldn't believe everything you read. Zeus may have been a - horn dog - but he wanted to connect with someone I think. It wasn't easy being the King of the Gods."

“Dev it is, then. As your family calls you.” Pop beams. “And what do your friends call you?” “Odysseus,” the Greek says with a smirk so smug I’m almost impressed. We all bust out laughing again as Pop just stares at him, stunned. Even he cracks up after a beat. Turns out, ancient Greeks do have jokes. “Let us sit,” Odysseus says once we’ve calmed, “so you may eat. Then I will tell you about the Phlegethon... and the centaurs.”

My fascination with books and weird things that floats around us made it worse, I guess. “Hephaestus was thrown off in mt Olympus because he is a parthenogenous child. He was the ugliest of all the Gods in Greek mythology." a masculine yet irritating voice entered my tympanic membrane. I looked up fixing my glasses who the hell is it? Am I hearing voices this time? To my dismay, I looked around, and damn I shouldn't have known who was it. The one and only Adam the so full of himself and every basic chick dream guy. I stared at him without a hint of emotion and went back to reading.

“Can we get on with the training, please?” Ophois laughed. “So proper on the outside, but you have the heart of a huntress.” I squeezed my eyes shut and gave myself a mental kick for not remaining silent. Up until Demeter had mentioned this guy’s name, I’d only ever heard of the major Egyptian gods: Isis, Osiris, Anubis, Ra. Ophois called himself the Opener of the Way, but what if he was really the Egyptian god of mischief? Or discord? Or the anti-cupid who liked to break up fated mates?

I roll my eyes, "noisy hot?, is that a compliment or an insult?" "Well, it can be the two together can't it... But seriously you should check them out, they are fucking hot" her eyes is still trained at their table and looking around, I notice everyone is either staring or stealing a peek at them. I roll my eyes in irritation, are they some sort if god or something. 'Yes, they could be demi- Greek - gods if you look closely, especially at the one you know is watching you right now' my subconscious pokes at me.

Will takes this short window to scurry over to Hades, nonchalantly hiding behind him and daring not to face my mockery. Sulking silently Aphrodite takes her place, her seat quite not what I expected of the goddess of beauty and love, with no diamonds and flashy jewels, only simple, comfortable and soft giving an air of laziness. My eyes are drawn away from my mother's smiling face as Zeus' voice thunders in undeniable command. "Now that everyone is here." But I should have known nothing serious would sprout from his mouth. "Let's watch N*****x." My mouth hangs open as a large projector screen appears at one end already loading the first episode of a well known series making Poseidon the god