Funny Hazbin Hotel Novels & Stories

On the other hand, because of Grandpa's dying wish, Ethan had always hoped I could stay at home and focus on our family. Although life as a Luna was free of worries, the working life could help me forget temporarily about the pain that would come with the breaking of our mate bond. It could also distract me from thinking about that person. Sarah and I got ourselves a private room at the restaurant. As we enjoyed the delicious food, we also downed the special hard liquor made by our kind. Unknowingly, my mind started becoming hazy.

With a burst of energy, he managed to flip Zahir onto his back, pinning him down with a triumphant grin. Their laughter echoed through the room as they lay side by side on the bed, catching their breath between bouts of laughs. For a moment, all their worries and cares melted away, leaving only the unbreakable bond of brotherhood. With a mischievous smile, Zian reached for his phone, earning a curious frown from Zahir. Before his twin could protest, Zian dialled their sister Zada's number, his grin widening at the thought of their impending prank. "Hey, Zada! You won't believe what I just heard. Zahir was calling out for Emily when he thought he was alone here.!" Zian said, his voice filled

As the memory ended Jennie, jungkook, lisa, rose, jisoo and Eli burst out laughing while V and Petris stood still with their heads down. their faces red as tomato. "Oh..hahaha..My.haha...Godd! You dr...hahaank water....hahaha...from heel!" Jennie said holding her stomach. she grabbed Jungkook's shoulder or she would have collapsed. "And You....hahah..called.....Dominoce ..hahah..for.....Pi..zza hut's....hahaha...number!"

Charles grinned, still amused. "How long did you have to wait in the door way?" she asked. "For five or six minutes," he says. "Why?" "Nothing," Hazel squeaks out and rushes to her room. Charles burst out laughing, taking full advantage of the fact that the walls are sound proof. "I can kill to have someone like her as my assistant," He said to me. "How can you not find this funny?" "Doesn't your assistance do stand up comedy?" I asked, keeping my eyes on the paper I was writing on.

On her exit, there is an uproar of laughter in the hall. Oh, dear! I get up and rush out of the back door to find Johan. When I finally make it out of the hall, I find Johan not too far off, with Mason, and some other boys. Mason is the only one talking, and the expressions on their faces makes it known that whatever Mason is saying, isn't nice.

"With me, you don't have to do that... People already look at us funny if we go anywhere." He snorts. "They look because you're cute..." "No, trust me, they are probably wondering about our sex life. You've seen the hamster eating a banana picture?" Nathan chokes on laughter behind me. "Oh, I have, but... I find it kind of hot. I mean, you're fun-sized." "Fun-sized?"

We looked back and Jenny wasn't around. "We're going to die, you know that right?" Benny asked me. "I'm sure I'll be a vampire tomorrow." I replied. "A zombie..." He said "A zombie prostitute!" We both spoke together and started laughing. It was an inside joke in our group, some years ago I listened to a song called Zombie prostitute by Voltaire with a very funny clip, so always when we said we were going to die, the joke was: come back as a zombie prostitute. I wiped the tears that were running from the corner of my eyes and walked to my bed.

"Don't even joke about that. I'm not gay." "Sure you're not." "I'm not, but do you know who is secretly gay?" "Who?" "Jason." The football players start barking laughter in the hallway. I hear them hitting each other's shoulders and laughing some more. Zane, in response, groans in misery. I find the whole thing hilarious. Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward.

Darius stood up. "That's not fair." "It's a new rule." "I don't agree." Darius pointed at her pillow. "Sleepy people aren't allowed in meetings." Hazel huffed. Exactly like Aurora. And that made Darius shake his head immediately. "I live with two identical people." "I'm funnier than Mama." Aurora raised an eyebrow. "Oh?" Hazel nodded confidently. "Much funnier." Aurora pretended to be offended. Meanwhile, Darius looked thoroughly entertained.

“Now get over here and help me eat this food. And grab me a soda, would you?” I tossed her the remote. “Find something you want to watch.” “Just not a chick flick. I want something funny tonight. Something that’ll make us laugh so hard we’re scared of throwing our pizza back up.” I opened the fridge. “I hear Trevor Noah’s new standup is hysterical.” “Oh, Trevor Noah it is, then.”