Funny Hazbin Hotel Novels & Stories

Zayn said nonchalantly. A man was running short of breath from laughing when he said, “It’s very funny. It’s the funniest joke I’ve heard this year. The Larson Group is yours, Zayn Larson. Hah-hah. I’m going to post that online, and I’m sure it’ll go viral.”

he replied too quickly, his eyes flicking down once more. Hazel frowned and then, with a playful suspicion, leaned forward and ducked under the table to see for herself what had him so flustered. Boom. She came back up, eyes wide with realization and then burst into uncontrollable laughter. “Oh. My. God!” she gasped between laughs, her voice bubbling with pure amusement. “You’re actually wearing two different shoes!” Daniel groaned, face flushed with embarrassment as he attempted to hide his grin. One foot sported a clean white sneaker, while the other was in a dark slide slipper. The contrast was unmistakable and hilarious.

You might be wondering why a wealthy man like me would have only one maid for a mansion as big as mine Well i don't want too much females around me, they make me sick So i hire housekeepers who are all males, they take care of the house While my maid takes care of all the cooking in the house ****************************** ************* Caleb my maid just quit her job so i want you to put out a poster for the job okay ''Okay sir'' And caleb...... thank you ....for being there for me Whaaat sir!! ''He half yelled'' I said thank you okay don't make me repeat my self ''i fired'' Thank God he's back to his normal self ''he muttered lowly'' I heard that caleb ''Sorry sir'' Whatever just go do wha

He said and every one giggle but little did I know he wasn't done embarrassing her yet. "Oh wait of cus, you were helping a stray cat get some warm milk and cozy home weren't you? " And with that, Everyone was laughing. Hazel had had enough of the ridiculous Comment Mr. Roberto was throwing at her and as if he knew What she was going to do, next thing he said made her slightly disoriented. "Hahaha would you look at that we better let her scoot back to her sit before she explodes with anger little red" Hazel mumble Along the line of ...

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.

“This isn’t funny at all. I’m not kidding, Hazel. I want Tristan back as mine. Tristan Shane Hendrix. I don’t know what you’ll do or how you'll do it, but you have to return what's mine back to me.” I paused, peering into her sky blue eyes for a while, before throwing my head back to laugh uncontrollably. “I’m being dead serious here. Nothing is funny at all.” She clenched her fists, not bothering to hide her frustration. I just couldn't stop myself from laughing; tears started rolling down my face from excessive laughter. I had to hold onto her shoulder to support myself. “Hazel!” She snapped, throwing my hand from her shoulder. “Are you going crazy?”

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

he too started laughing loudly we both laughed like crazy people then we went inside a haunted house now iam scared but I need to hide my fear suddenly weird sounds started oh god iam scared but he is more scared than me I forgotten my fear by looking at his face suddenly a fake skeleton pulled his hand he started screaming lol iam unable to stop my laughing its really funny this guy he is really behaving like a kid iam laughing he catched my hand and running away from the haunted house iam laughing like a crazy person throughout the running process when we came out we both are heavily panting I can't forget this wonderful date in my life this is the best day of my life really we both went f

Hunnie asks a crying Bahari in her arms, whom seemed more freaked out than Hubi. He points to Hubi, "Sissy" he cries, and points to her some more. Hunnie and I both assure him his sister was fine and he hops down from Hunnies leg, coming over to give his sister a hug. I pat his head while Hubi begins giggling at her brothers affection and then I see Kris rising up from the floors behind the kitchen island.

" I gripped the phone, barely holding back laughter. Since we started going out, Seth had always known just how to charm my mom with little gifts and money. She saw him as some kind of hero and would always tell me to stay in line. She must have gotten some kind of sweet deal to rush over and play peacemaker without even bothering to ask what the whole mess was about. I kept my cool, did not bother with excuses or arguments, and just waited for her to run out of steam before I ended the call. The phone screen was still glowing when I hit up the client group chat and dropped the bomb. [Hey everyone, I'm thinking of leaving Hoffman Real Estate. If you need anything property-related down the li