Funny Hazbin Hotel Novels & Stories

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

His sadness magically vanished. “Aha. Ahahahahaha. Did you look yourself into the mirror?” He hugged his stomach after laughing loudly for a good couple of seconds. “What the fuck are you guys thinking about?” All of them fled from the table and touched their weapons that were still sheathed inside their own scabbard. Malikul exposed his beautiful wings, and Aidan growled while the parents silently examined the situation. “Oh my God. Puhahahahahaha.” Hisoka clapped his hands while laughing his ass off. “You guys are so funny. Sister! Look! They are so funny!” Hisoka waved at Black Shadow that was still sleeping.

The Humor of Survival Yet, amidst all this weight, the siblings still found moments of ridiculousness—because if they didn’t laugh, they might drown. Like the time Tshepo tried cooking pap for everyone, only for Abby to spit it out and declare, “This pap could be used to patch potholes.” Or the time Mathapelo, slightly tipsy, decided to give relationship advice to Aubrey—“Women don’t need money, Aubrey, they need hugs!”—only to hiccup so loudly everyone burst into laughter. Or Gail accidentally falling asleep during her night shift and waking up to find her patient had covered her with the blanket.

Hazel almost fell off the bench in laughter, "Okay you have officially ruined my ice cream eating from this point on ... oh God ... do we really have to do all that disgusting stuff when we have sex? It sounds so gross." Jan raised her brows, "Hmm ... it sounds gross now ... but wait until you see Theo's or Lee's uncircumcised or circumcised dick ... you'll get what I mean." Hazel covered her face with both hands and shrieked, "Oh whyyy did you have to put that image in my head? I hate you!"

I say and see his eyes widen at my words. “You hear this, brother? Your mate is a dancer! She could probably strangle you with her thighs,” he says, chuckling away. Kai sets down an omelette in front of me, looking even hungrier than before. “I would love to see her try,” he says with a wink, then disappearing to the sizzling stove again. Red-faced and mortified, I pick up my knife and fork and dig into my meal. Will I ever get used to their jests?

"Let's go! Can't miss that five-star birthday bash!" And just like that, the whole mess of them piled into cars, racing off toward Wembley Hotel. I was in full panic mode. "This is bad. They're gonna mock me for this forever." Henry tapped me lightly on the head, clearly unimpressed. "What are you even thinking, birthday girl? Everything I said was true."

“That voice… that was Zuhair.” Before I could even recover from the shock, the hospital speakers blared again. “Hello? Hellllloooow? Can you hear me? Choppy, choppy. Yo, yo, yo. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… mic test, mic test. Aaaawwwwwwooooo! I’m Momo! Awoooo! Arf! Arf! Hey yah!” I facepalmed. What the hell was wrong with these people? They sounded insane but somehow, they were ridiculously funny.

Chapter 23(Shimmer's past secrets) Hazel's Point Of View: I returned into the hotel where the party was being held. I went to the deejay, turned off the music and grabbed a microphone. “This party has come to an end. Kindly leave immediately.”I announced. They all groaned before some if them left one after the other, guiding the drunk ones out. Shimmer walked up to me. “Hey. Why did you just kill the fun, huh?" She asked, smiling.

After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!]

The lively atmosphere instantly quietened down. Even the noisy music outside seemed to have disappeared. The spacious private room became a little strange. One second… Two seconds… Three seconds of dead silence passed… “Zivon, are you kidding us?” “Hahaha! Zivon, you’re frustrated because of a woman? That’s the best joke that I’ve ever heard in my life! My stomach is already hurting from laughing too much!” Chace and Zayne thought of it as amusing, as if they had just heard a fantasy story.