Funny Hazbin Hotel Novels & Stories

"Even as a joke, that kind of attitude isn't funny nowadays. You have to stay strong. Felicia, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. A few mouthfuls of peas should be no problem." For some reason, we all giggle at Daisy's unexpected joke about peas, and I'm not really sure why. The other three girls don't seem to know why we're smiling, but none of us seems to care. When we all stop laughing, I look back down at my tray, but something at the table catches my attention, and I look back up.

Zohaib eyes get wide hearing this he asked did he try to commit suicide? You have lost your mind, did vihaan jiju (brother in law) hit you on your head?if yes then we should ask the doctor to check your brain because you are saying foolish things Why will jiju try to commit sucide? Then why he eat expired medicine? Oh god zohaib now I just wanted to hit you so hard on your nose oh sorry your nose is already hurt saying that she started to laugh. Shut the hell up maheen stop cracking the worst joke of yours. I didn't think it's funny at all. Maheen stops laughing and said yes why you will think it's funny but it's funny

"What are you doing?" Shuffling, "What? Me?" Charlie narrows her eyes, a thought pops into her head, "Deedah! Are you having sex?!" This time, her best-friend laughs loudly, "No, *Poo-poo bear*. This fart bag was tickling me before you called. That monster..." She mutters at the end. "Oh? Zeus is back from Egypt? When did he get back?" "Dude just got back yesterday and he's trying to get into my pants," She hears the traces of an eye roll in her tone.

I hadn’t even gotten the door open all the way when I detected the aroma of enchiladas and Spanish rice wafting in the air. “France is here!” Brody shot up from where she was sprawled out on the couch and threw a slightly muscular arm around my shoulders loosely. She looked like she’d just gotten back from the gym sporting a baggy red tank top and skin tight black leggings. “Ready for the mother-load of all parties tonight? I brought “Joking Hazzard.” One of our favorite games. Fuck yes! Now all I needed was a nice, strong gin and tonic. “You have no idea dude. What are we drinking tonight?” I ducked out from under her and strode to my bedroom for a change of clothing.

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

A woman in smoky makeup beside Hazelyn shouted at Lauren. "You wouldn’t dare! And if I'm the one talking nonsense, why is your mouth moving?" Lauren was also very combative. She fanned herself with her hand and said, "It stinks! Did you eat feces?" I nearly lost my breath laughing. I had no idea Lauren could argue like this. "Why are you laughing?" The woman behind Hazelyn shouted again.

It’s okay because Zory loved the process of building the fort and the pillow fight that happened when Khalid knocked over a support stack of pillows. I won’t admit this to anyone, but it was probably the most fun I’ve had. And if Zory weren’t there, I’d probably have fucked him on the destroyed blanket fort. Instead of hot sex, I ended up watching Encanto. I found it funny to poke Khalid during the ‘We Don’t Talk About Bruno’ song as I remembered that it was his fake name while we were at the hotel in Cabo. He didn’t find it as funny.

“We’re playing The Game of Hearts!” Groans and chuckles followed. Jordan leaned back in his chair. “Oh, here we go again. Every event turns into Hazel’s circus.” Hazel shot him a playful glare, folding her arms. “At least my circus keeps people awake — unlike your TED Talks on stock portfolios, Professor Boring.” The table burst into laughter, forks clinking and glasses shaking as even Richard bit back a grin.

She answered, closing her eyes for a moment. "Why would you do that?" "I don't know, maybe because I'm way too fucked up. Who the fuck would want an old, fire spraying deity, who also happens to be trapped in the body of a child?" She sassed. "I think you're smokin hot!" I awkwardly tried to make a joke. Something I learned from Bruno. Hazel looked at me with a small smile. "I can tell you've been waiting for a while to use that line." She said.

"Are you going to take chances?What if his boys hurt Hazel?Will you be able to bear it?" "I swear on my father's death,I will kill everyone that touches a strand of her hair."I glared at him angrily for making such an expensive joke. "Woah. Chill. Nothing will happen." "Are you coming to the hotel outing?Mom has been in quite a bad mood since yesterday."I huff tiredly. "Of course. Labrinth and Marcos will be around too. Just make sure your woman isn't around Baron. His teeth will definitely give her a jump scare."He laughed mockingly and loudly at the same time, making Hazel turn on the bed.