Funny Hazbin Hotel Novels & Stories

He said and she almost puked the little she had managed to eat. "way to go, man." She said as he burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter, earning confused glances from the others. "What's funny?" "The zombie." he said amidst laughter and once they couldn't decipher what he meant, they simply ignored him and continued eating.

“Grandpa and the rest of the family have arrived, Zica.” “What do you mean by that?” I asked, trying to understand what he said. “Grandpa, Iyvonne, Pete and aunt Carolyn came home together to surprise us.” ‘Ahhhhhhhhh!’ I screamed and ran back home. Josh was just behind me and Janny was at equals with me. “You mean what you said Josh,I will murder you if this is a prank.” I yelled as I ran. “No pranks, you will see them.” He yelled back. “I think he's serious.” Janny yelled behind me.

Maya hadn’t laughed that hard in months. Not the fake kind she gave when someone cracked a joke in class. Not the polite one she used when Kennedy teased her. This laugh was real—loud and unfiltered—as she collapsed on the grass beside Zane behind the bleachers. “You—you actually told Coach Hamilton his mustache looked like a dead squirrel?” she gasped between giggles. Zane grinned, his head tilted back against the bleacher frame, eyes squinting against the sunlight. “I didn’t mean to! It just came out mid-sneeze.”

I ask confused and he just looks at me and shakes his head. "Hazel I have a bathroom in my bedroom" "Oh, okay" "You're acting weird Hazel, why's that?" "Pregnancy hormones" I say with a sly smile and he chuckles. "Of course, it has to be the hormones, you're so not you " "I know, right?" "Just come with me already"

Tobias started laughing at me and both Hunji and I gave him a puzzled look, wondering what he found funny, “She wants you to take a look at something?” Tobias waggled his eyebrows at me. “Grow the fuck up Tobias!” Hunji scolded him. I think after the last two weeks Hunji had really had enough of Tobias and his jokes or innuendos and he was losing patience with the Bear shifter fast.

But before her sister could say anything, Jubilee interjected, “Clearly it was somebody who has a very sad life. He probably sits at home watching soap operas and losing bidding wars on eBay, because he collects Smurfs figurines and has an entire room dedicated to them. And when he lost out on a rare one a week ago, he decided to go robbing.” The trio stared at Jubilee. Then Harrison started laughing, which in turn caused both Megan and Sara to laugh. “Bless you, Jubi,” Sara said as she hugged the girl. “I think we all needed that.” “And I’m not sure why you think I’m not serious,” Jubilee replied solemnly. That only set off more peals of laughter, which was how Caleb found them when he retu

On the other hand, Sebastian was still laughing while closing the main door. "I can't believe you instantly got a fucking boner just after watching Zoey hilariously eat a freaking banana!" "Shut the fuck up! This is not funny! Fuck!" Dionysus screamed after removing his pants, courtesy of the N.Y.P.D. detainee uniform before he began doing his carnal business down his erected member. "That vicious witch!" Sebastian laughed for the third time, again. He obviously couldn't contain his laughter. He absolutely found Dionysus' current dilemma so funny. "Zoey is so fucking dangerous for you, boss. She can fucking defeat you just by absolutely doing nothing."

She glared at him until he stopped laughing and paid attention to her. "What is funny?" Sana asked, looking at Axel. "Nothing, Sana. You just eat" he took some of his meats and gave it back to her. "My teeth hurts, I can't have so much" "Oh, thank you then, Sir Axel" "You see what you're doing?" Hazel asked in the mind link. "I didn't do or say a thing. It's not my fault Sans decided to remember it and talk about it" a smirk danced on his lips as he talked.

THE KIDS WANT THEIR DADDY. HAZEL'S POV. Kai burst into laughter when he saw my horror, and I felt like wiping the smile off his face. 'What's funny for Christ's sake?' He almost gave me a cardiac arrest and he could laugh over it. He was in a zombie costume, and he looked horrible, and it looked like he was dripping blood from his mouth. For someone like me, it looked dreadful and the sudden look at him was ringing in my head.

We wanted to have a Christmas together as a family. And then the surprise turned into a nightmare. The first thing my in-laws received after they went into the villa was not a hug. Instead, it was a basin of dirty water. Zack was standing at the porch, sizing us up with disgust. "Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them."