Funny Hindi Dialogue Novels & Stories

I opened Ansh bhaiya's chatbox ignoring others' Ansh bhaiya : 'Kitna soega bacha ab uth ja'( how much will you sleep, now just wake up). Shreya: 'Good morning bhaiya' Ansh bhaiya: 'Good morning little one, how is everything going?" Shreya: 'Everything is fine, you say how is my champ doing?' Ansh bhaiya: 'He is a copy of you in mischievousness' Shreya: 'Haha. I will meet him soon and teach him different ways to annoy his father.' Ansh bhaiya: 'Then I am not letting my child play with you.'

"I am also missing ramsha. She will come in Ratjagga ( Sangeet) - said sharik dramatically. "Ira appi we are not partners - said Noor pointing towards Adam. "Yaa Ira, Inayat. We are also not partners - said Inaya. "to ban jaoge ( then you will be) - said Ira. And we all started laughing. As we looked hadiya was looking at us in disgust. "ohhh my God how disgusting - said hadiya and went away. "huu chalak lombdi (clever fox) - said dadi.

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

He explained and I nodded after a second hoping Sudhir will be fine with that. And to my surprise Sudhir was more than fine when I reached inside only to see him talking with Manohar smiling and they are laughing too. “Well, tell me the joke.” I said when they got inside. “It’s between boys.” Manohar said shrugging. “You are not a boy.” I said pointing out. “When you can be my girlfriend then I can definitely be a boy like I am your boyfriend right.” He retorted making my mouth open and close in shock. “Put your seat belt.” He added when I just stood there.

(Usne Hame lalkara hai, Mahabaleshgarh ko lalkara hai, Rajya ki Taakat ko lalkaara hai) "Such a big mistake and this easy punishment?," I asked him looking in his direction straight into his eyes making my eyebrows in a thin line. (Itni Badi gustakhi or itni Choti saja) "I don't get you," He said questioningly. (hum Kuch samjhe nahi) "Who am I?" I asked him calmly. (Hum kon hai?)

Gautam Ji said, " Seriously, I love you... " Vikram hit him on the head and he laughed. He took another bite of Matar kachori and said, "Kill me if you want to Vikram, but after every bite, I would say, I love her. " He winked at me. I burst out laughing. He is a drama king and his friend is a Sadiyal devil. " Try this kachori, you will say the same. " Said Gautam Ji in a dramatic way. But Vikram didn't smile.

I know the perfect cure of my Maurvi's fit, but was not interested in curing Noopur's laughter fit. " Oh god it was so hilarious... I can't seem to stop laughing. Our famous laughter fit has hit me. " She said and I looked at Maurvi and found her turning into a tomato. Somehow, I just remembered our kiss and my face turned a bit red. Oh god !! Don't tell me that I would also turn into a tomato... No, can't do that I can't blush. Shit. I heard a saying in Hindi- kharbooje ko dekh kar ker kharbooja rang badalta hai. Per tamatar ko dekh ker ......

Azisha said angrily "maine galat kuch kaha hai kya bhai jaan aur Api? Sari cheezein sach hi to hai jhoot to kuch nahi. (what did I say wrong bhai jaan and Api? Everything is true here nothing is a lie)" Aarhan replied "is everything fine? You are talking in your native language, do you not want me to understand or what?" Aiden jokes "no, nothing is like that, Aiden. We just talked and suddenly it was nothing important." Azisha covered up for them

I want to leave but if I leave they will surely drag me to them again and these two witchy bitches are just like bulldogs. What is it? I get a slight push on my shoulder. Who is it? "Open up your eyes my brother gone." Again this is Vihaan. How did he know that I closed my eyes cause of that jerk? I open up my eyes. He is not here. I look up at Vihaan he is grimming ear to ear. I gave him a what? Look. "Don't have to explain anything." Idiot!! Stop your griming. "I love to close my eyes while standing. Mr. Malhotra," I said crossing my arms over my chest showing a bit of resentment which is in me. He is chuckling at my state. This man, I wish you get a wife as you wanted but she will make yo

I looked at him dumbfoundedly and asked and told him with a fear. "Why did you close the door ?. Really I'm not pregnant with your child. Therefore, you don't need to worry about property or anything. I wi." I stopped my words in mid way after hearing his laughing sound. Why he is laughing like a mad person ?. Dummy. Why I fall in love with this dummy ?. I hate him. I hate to see his laugh. He came near me and told me in a ridicule tone, "Ugh. Shaky. You already said that dialogue and its very old dialogue. Moreover. I don't like it. So shaky try something new next time.."