Funny Hindi Dialogue Novels & Stories

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

she said "wai...what.....how?when?that's impossible... Simran please tell me it's a lame joke... I said "I wish it was sara, but it's true. When I went back home my mum and step-dad were waiting for me which was rare for us,because both of them are always busy with work. When they told me the news I was so angry at them. I tried to reason with my mum,but she completely refused to listen". Said Saleena.

He started screaming annoying her more. "Tumhe toh mein aaj nahi chodungi!" She said running behind him as he kept calling her Laddoo. ( Today I won't leave you ) "Ladoo, itna gussa nahi karte!" He said and laughed looking at her red angry face. ( Laddoo, you shouldn’t be so much angry ) "Agar mein laddoo, toh tum hathi. Ek bada sa hathi." Adrita said glaring at him. ( If I am laddoo then you are an elephant. A big elephant! )

he asked. "Ranveer..." "No..no.. just tell me. Or you used to take a pen and paper and write the dialogue you will say to me and Sameer used to write my dialogue, right?"he asked. Naina don’t let his words affect you. "But how did Sameer know my dialogues?" he asked and was quiet for few minutes. I took that time to look at him. How can everything change in a day? "Oh I got it now. He knows how much stupid I am and that's why it was easy for him to write my dialogue, right Naina?” he asked and I could not control myself.

I said sassly and was not able t o control m y laughter. I satred laughing loudly while clutching m y stomach. I was s o busy in m y laughing session that I didn't realise when h e pour all m y mango shake over m e . My mouth hung open a t his ridiculous act, and I started looking a t him with my widen eyes. "And no one messes with The Laksh Malhotra. Got i t ?." He said in a n equal sassiness and smirked a t me. "Laksh Malhotra you are s o gone." I murmed t o my self and without saying anything I went away from him towars the jet kitchen.

“Not yet…” I nodded slowly, then hit OK like I was launching a missile. “Today you’re going to learn one of life’s most important truths, Elena. That New York mafia men might shoot people without blinking, but a Bollywood man can shoot you dead with a single rain dance, and you’ll die naked and smiling at his feet.” She giggled, covering her mouth again. I leaned forward, scrolling through the movie titles on screen. Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham. Kal Ho Naa Ho. Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge.

"Haha. Don't pretend like Lord Sriram! You must be enjoying the view. Who knows you might be already here, looking at the girls. Am I right?" "Janu! I have better taste. And I am not at all interested in Saturday sleepy faces. I am driving now. I will meet you there. Bye ma" "Nan yar uh nu unaku theriyum. Nee yarunu enaku theriyum. Nadikatha mama. Bye. Drive safely" (I know who you are! You know who I am! So don't act smart. - this is Tamil movie dialogue) He laughed and disconnected the call.

And with that I sprint and is in front of stall within seconds. Akshay follows me at a much slower pace. "Bhaiya, do plate dena. (Two paltes please.)" I asks the stall owner. "One is enough for us. I am not gonna eat much." Akshay grunted from behind. "Bhaiya, ek hi dijiye." (Give one). I asks him politely. "Ji behenji.(It is term used in India to greet elder ladies respectfully) " He replies and goes on preparing to serve us. When suddenly I finds Akshay laughing his heart out.

i acted like a innocent fellow lucky replied "no she is single" then gaurav said "really I thought you are committed" ishi replied "before she is committed now she is single" he replied "who is that unlucky guy to loose you if iam in his place I may treasure you like a doll" i smiled ishi said slowly "iam feeling a strong burning smell" man for the first time iam controlling my laugh very hardly

So he ordered some famous dishes for lunch. All the time Sameer shared the childhood embarrassing incidents of Abeer and rudra which Adhya was listening carefully. After listening to one of that embarrassing incidents she couldn't hold it and started laughing out holding her stomach. Sameer also laughed with her, he was happy for Abeer and proud of his choice too. Rudra and abeer winked at each other and then started. " Excuse me are you laughing at my brother, " Rudra asked in his cold voice, Adhya flinched, she composed herself and nodded in no.