Funny Horror Memes Novels & Stories

In last year's Saturday before Halloween, Jake lied he had a cold and ended having to put up with his annoying brother at home. It's not that he was scared or anything(except from the dark). Hell, he was a big fan of horror stories and movies like Friday the 13th, The Shining, The Amityville Horror and his personal favorite, It. It was just that trying to bring to life such stuff seemed like a very stupid idea to him. 'Fuck Halloween,' he found himself muttering and turned to switch off his phone when he noticed something. Just below Matt's text dialog box, another dialog seemed to have popped up and Jake thought he saw the words, we'll see about that before disappearing and immediately afte

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

She's spacing out again. “Huh? W-what is it again?” Yep! Told you! “Oh, sorry. I was just thinking if there's anything I forgot about with the memorization of the articles since we got exams tomorrow. But yes, I'd love to watch something creepy. The horror I guess?” she explained while smiling widely. “Three tickets, please. Can you suggest the uhm, the most terrifying one?” I politely asked as I was paying for our tickets. “Muff's treat, yey!” I grabbed our glasses and smiled at them, waited for the door to be opened.

With a choir, singing in her living room! “Beth,”Emma said ever so sweetly,“honey,are you totally sure you weren't having a dream?You must realize how this sounds!All this talk of caskets and corn children giving you ominous warnings….did you watch a horror movie before bed?You know how those upset you.” Beth composed herself as best she could.”No, I didn't watch a horror movie Em.I came downstairs thinking I’d left the telly on and there in my living room was a casket with me in it!And a choir of children.”

yelled Tania. "Come on, Luna. Don't be a loser, hahaha!" taunted Max. "Shut the fuck off, Max!" shouted Luna in annoyance. Max never held his tongue. Luna picked up her scarf and put it on while looking around. The cold air strangely hit the girl's face. Max switched on his phone and started their live TikTok session. Max pointed the camera at his friends one by one. The audience began to enter the live room. Sean excitedly started the session, "Heyya, everyone! Welcome back to the CreepyHells Channel. Oh my god! You won't believe where we are now. Guess! Where are we?!"

I muttered. On looking at the notification, I could see 99+ notifications. “LET THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY BREATHE!” “LAURA'S KARMA HAD JUST MET HER NIGHTMARE” #JUSTICE FOR ERIC SLOAN# #SANCTION TO LORA KARMA# #THE WICKED MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED# All the notifications read. The one that got my attention was an anonymous poster that made a meme video clip of me with ruined makeup and some captions that struck me hard. This particular caption was directed to my last post Eric had forced me to make.

It seemed the rain was keeping everyone out. Enjoy the calm while it lasts, she breathed silently. Reaching for her phone, she scanned the sales floor to make sure Mr. Gonza was nowhere in sight. Nope. Then she launched F******k making sure the phone stayed hidden from sight. With her head bowed down slightly, it was funny meme time. She didn't know how long she sat scrolling and laughing at F******k memes before packs of condoms suddenly hit the counter, startling her. She jerked, causing her Samsung to slip from her grasp, hitting the floor with a loud thud.

“The one with the really boring voice?” “Exactly!” Harry slapped the table, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I swapped all the flashcards in his presentation with ones that had ‘cat memes’ on them. The entire lecture was an hour of memes, and the best part? He didn’t even notice until halfway through. None of the students told him; they just recorded it silently while trying to control their laugh.”

“Begging won’t help. When we get back to the real world, I’ll beat you to death!” In the horror game, players couldn’t attack other players, or they would suffer backlash. But in the real world, there were no such rules. “Just right, I’m hungry. I’ll try the burrito you made.” Jack grabbed the deluxe burrito and stuffed it into his mouth. But he suddenly bit into something foreign. He spat it out and found a severed finger. Terrified, he immediately threw the burrito away and slapped me several times. “Damn it, who told you to put something like this inside?”

My friends call him overprotective but my mate being so devoted to my safety was actually really cute to me. I laughed at a meme Lia sent to the group chat, quickly typing out a reply when Zed switched on the TV. I didn't bother to look up until I heard a strangled scream coming from the speakers, jerking my head up to see that he had put on a horror movie. A man was chained to a wall, being tortured by a figure in a mask. The figure was torturing the man with a knife, trailing down the man's body with the knife. The man was screaming again, and I felt like the wind had been knocked out of me.