Funny Hunter X Hunter Novels & Stories

I snickered hearing him and waited for Devi to reply but she seemed to be surprised. She chuckled, “Hunter, give some classes to your human too. I don’t get it when you both are the same, how his flirting skills are so cringing? I just wish to gag hearing him.” Hunter started laughing definitely feeling proud and enjoying his human getting ragged. “Ouch, that was piercing…” Hunter exclaimed, “I am sorry for that, mate but what to do everyone cannot be good at everything, you know?”

Make another move. “I asked you to bring him a jacket so he wouldn’t fucking freeze out here, but it seems you’ve got more ideas of warming him up… with your fucking mouth. What next, you freak? Your dick?” Hunter spat the words. People paused on the sidewalks now, stealing gazes at all three of us. Usually I’d cower, but instead a loud bark of laughter came from Hunter as he stood to his feet.

Rage pierced through the careful armor I built around my emotions, seeing them together. As if I were nothing! Hunter suddenly stopped and stared toward our group entering, frowning as his green eyes landed on me. Hunter suddenly began to approach us, dragging Sandy with him. I avoided eye contact as I fought to keep my heartbeat down. “Well, well, well. The Scarred Rogue Alpha in the flesh,” Hunter chuckles softly with amusement. His mask was dark with little silver crescent moons. “Yes,” Jaxon dryly said. “And you are?” Jaxon knew exactly who Hunter was. But he also wanted to make a dig at Hunter’s expense.

“A couple of times I wish Beta Arlo didn't go wild, I mean I will be free.” "Good riddance." Hunter speaks for the first time. “Not like it's your type of fun anyways.” Hudson continues in his comical jest. "What's my type of fun?” "Boring books and ledgers and journals, I’m sure your library should be outpouring by now.” "Hudson! Shush, would you?" Hunter casts a light warning. "Hector doesn't need to say much, you will see yourself in the woods in search of an imaginary relic.”

Is he really over it? Why do I feel queasy?! Am I sick?! Where are my candies?! “What do you think?” Hunter pressed his lips in a thin line. He was staring at me intensely with his hypnotically beautiful deep green eyes. What the hell is wrong with me?! What am I even feeling?! “Your eyes are really beautiful.” I blurted out. My eyes grew wide as I covered my mouth with my hands. Hunter threw his head back and laughed at me. He’s making fun of me now!

She cried silently as all the memories of Hunter rushed into her head. “You really are too much. You made a totally unfunny joke about Hunter.” “I'm not making jokes, Mila. I'm Hunter. I'm still alive." Milla looked up. Her eyes were puffy and tears rolled down her cheeks. "You're Hunter?" “Yes, it's me. I'm still alive. It was all just a skit.” "What? Are you serious?" Hunter nodded confidently then spread his arms wide. "Hug me then." With overflowing happiness in her heart Mila moved forward and hugged Hunter's body tightly. She shed her longing by crying on Hunter's shoulder and she didn't want to lose a single moment when she was with Hunter.

I smiled gently. “You have a warrior’s body.” I ran my fingers down a particularly ropey scar down her side. “What was this one from?” “Bobby Brown,” she said. “A werewolf that liked to hunt human children. He had a thing for their hearts. He’d barbecue them.” She shuddered with the memory. “He had killed my client’s nephew. Took me a week but I got him. Brought his heart to my client as proof.” She spoke matter of factly, no pride in her voice. She might not be proud of herself, but I was impressed. I had heard of Bobby Brown and had heard of the hunter that got him. I didn’t realize it was her.

Austin said. "Whatever crazy ass" Leo said Mr Hunter was sitting at his table glaring at us when Leo, Austin, and I walked into detention. Austin, being the crazy assassin he was, waved at Mr Hunter, giving him the biggest snarky smile I had ever seen, Leo and I laughed at his antics. "Do you find anything amusing, Miss Marcos?" Mr Hunter asked, "No, Mr Hunter, I just remember a joke," I replied because my brain couldn't think of a better response as I heard Austin laugh from being me.

Hunter and I go stand in front of each other on the grass. "I won't try to hurt you, Luna," Hunter says with a silly grin on his face. "You won't I tell him" I bent my knees and look him straight in his eyes. His right hand goes up and I quickly grab it and place it on his back within seconds. I pull his arm up slightly making him hiss. I let go and go stand in front of him again. "Is that all you got?" I hear Axel and Ester laugh. "She got you!" Axel laughs at Hunter. He shakes his body as if it awakens him. I can tell by the look on his face he is not very pleased. I just love with when men underestimate me.

All three of them looked at me weirdly, probably thinking what business a cry baby had being there in the first place. I managed to say hello to them and introduce myself without my last name just to break the ice. In exchange, they did the same. One of the hunter's name was Akio. The next hunter's name was Miguel, and the third hunter's name was Danjuma; he asked me to call him Dan. There was no female in the house, and I figured it was because ruthless Ruth would not allow it. "I asked them to come so you could have sparring partners," Gavin said, and I smiled at the guys.