Funny Hunter X Hunter Novels & Stories

As they leave, Vynn, Rigor, and Tomas reach us, and Hunter says, his tone malicious, “Return to your quarters. You are not to leave. Not till I’ve found out who is behind this.” "You can't be serious," I stare at him. "You'll just look for any excuse, won’t you?” He just sneers at me, “You're not as smart as you think.” A terrifying doubt flits through my mind but it's too cruel. Even Hunter wouldn't do that. Would he? I can see that Lucas wants to fight but I grab his hand as a study Hunter’s expression. There is no trace of concern with him a for the poisoned pups. All I see in his eyes is a sadistic satisfaction.

“Do I look like your personal servant? Or are you just delusional enough to think I’m your bitch?” “Oh, don’t be dramatic,” I said, grinning as I threw another bag his way. “Think of it as character building.” Jace was opening his mouth to retort when a new voice cut in, dripping with amusement. “Need some help?” Hunter appeared like a ghost, his sudden presence making both Jace and me jump. His grin was infuriatingly smug as he reached for one of the bags, ignoring Jace’s glare entirely. “Where do you want these, little monster?” he asked, hoisting the bag onto his shoulder effortlessly.

Claire spoke with a funny frown that made him chuckle again. She glared at him and Hunter fixed his expression. "Okay, no more laughing. I'm serious." But then he burst into laughter again, making her irritation go up. "You are unbelievable, Hunter. What's there to laugh about, huh? What is so funny? I'm getting irritated here and you can't take a break from laughing. You know what, fúck you!" Claire hit him with her elbow. "Oww! That hurt." He hissed and clutched his belly.

“We don't want to miss Hunter's reaction if something scary happens again.” Hunter angrily elbowed Tyler in the side, but that only made Tyler laugh. “That wasn't funny,” he said to Tyler. “Right,” Jean retorted as he opened his drink, a satisfying fizz coming out of the can. Jax stepped aside and I mimicked him, bringing the projector screen back into view. Hunter groaned, and as I explained to Jax where the bathroom was, in the corner of my eye, I caught Hunter hugging his cushion so tightly that the muscles in his arms tightened. Jax then thanked me and left, and I went to sit beside Jayden, who had returned to his almost nonchalant way of sitting.

Hunter waited until she was out of earshot before leaning toward Hezekiah, whispering dramatically, "See? I was right." Hezekiah groaned, rolling his eyes. "Sometimes I wonder if you try to be this annoying or if it's just natural." Selene couldn't help the quiet laugh that escaped her lips, though she quickly masked it with a cough. The twins noticed, glancing her way, and Hunter grinned mischievously. "You think I'm funny, don't you?" he asked, winking. Selene shook her head, biting back a smile. "Not in the way you think."

Hunter laughed at his words. "My doll looks really cute with her all glares and anger. Its been a while when I have seen her angry. I am craving for her glares. So why not fulfill this crave." Hunter said remembering Luna's glares and anger which is nothing for him rather than adorable acts. He finds her cute little cat growling in anger making him laugh once again. But soon his laughter fade away and replaced with only devilish thoughts and evil intentions. "Its been a while when I met you. Dylan Mathews."

My stomach dropped. "What?" He nodded. "I hired investigators to find you after you dared to run from me that morning. It took them a week to find you." Something was slamming hard against my rib cage in a really violent way. I knew what it was. My heart. "I found out who you were—Matteo Leone, a twenty three year old bisexual man, living in your father's house like a prisoner." He leaned forward slightly. "I learned everything about you—your urm... useless family, and your situation within hours of funding you."

I squealed in mock terror. “You’ve awakened a hungry monster, Luna. It needs to be fed.” Hunter pinned me to the bed, straddling me. “Oh? And what does the hungry monster want?” I laughed up at him, teasingly slicking my tongue over my lips. “To eat this…” he said as he dove between my legs, tearing at my panties with his teeth. ***

If not for anything, then for her at least. Fenrir backs down when he hears that and I chuckle. Genuine amusement spreads through me and another chuckle finds its way out. Hunter frowns and glares at me. “Is something funny?” I look him dead in the eye and smirk. “You have no idea.” Hunter growls but it’s my turn to push his buttons now.

Akihiko was shocked on seeing the kid speak that way to the man in front of him and he says- “Kids aren’t supposed to talk to elders that way! Shame on you! And what kind of parent are you, letting your child talk like that?” They both start laughing on hearing him say that and the man says- “He isn’t my kid… He’s just a brat who works with me.” “Even though I look like this, in reality I am 25 years old. I’m just letting you know. “Oh, right. Before all of that, I had to introduce ourselves. We both are part of the Hunter community and we specialize in hunting creatures from stories.”