Funny Job Quotes

A wedding is the symbol of commitment and the foundation of your love for your partner. Building a warm home starts with choosing your partner for life. A wedding binds two people in a lifetime commitment. But what if there is no love involve? What if you’re marrying someone you don’t even know? Henry Alster is the only Grandson of Grand Alster—one of the most prominent and richest personality in business world. He is a well-known personality not because he has the money but also because he has the looks that makes him popular. He is one of the bachelors in the world and can get a woman if he wants to. On the other side, Lily Salva is a fine and independent woman. She's a responsible daughter and sister. Sad to say, she and her brother becomes an orphan too soon. They lost their parents and she take all the responsibility to her brother. She's an independent woman who can stand herself alone, she doesn't need anyone for them to live. Their life is peaceful. No dramas, no controversial and such. However, time and destiny really know how to play people's life. Henry was forced to find a woman to marry and Lily was forced to apply a job as a wife for her brother's medication. Can marriage will work out without love? Can they fall to each other after being together?

Tanya Benetez became an orphant at young age when her parents both died in a car accident. At an early stage of life, she learned how to live alone. She got full scholarship in a prestigious university because of her intilligence and cleverness. While studying she's doing a part time job in an elite resto bar as a service crew. She didn't expect that her new boss is the most popular hunk playboy in their campus. Darryl offered her to work as n accounting staff in his office with a huge starting salary for a part time. And who would reject that temptous offer? Without a second thougth, Tanya grabbed the opportunity. It was the start of their romantic love affair. Darryl Eacudero taught her how to love and be loved. He made her experienced the best feeling of love until she became the addiction of young billionaire. Find the truth and the biggest lie! How Darryl ruined the innocent Tanya. Would love conquer the hate and deceit?

Matapos mamatay ang tanyag niyang amang si Elias Y. Alison, kilala bilang isang magaling na paranormal expert sa bansa. Ipinasa kay Entice Y. Alison ang responsiblidad na ituloy ang tradisyon ng kanilang pamilya sa pagtataboy at pagpuksa ng mga masasamang espiritu. Ngunit sa kawalan niya ng kakayahan makakita ng mga hindi nakikita ng normal na tao, naging isa siyang "parang normal lang expert" kung saan nang loloko siya ng mga tao para sa pera. Hanggang sa isang chinese family ang nakabisto sa kanilang modus kaya ngayon nabaon sila sa utang na 200 Million. Dahil sa utang na iyon napilitan siya pumunta sa isang sinumpang Haunted Mansion kung saan niya makikilala si Acezekiel Asmodeus, isang Incubus na nag alok sa kanya ng isang deal, deal kung saan ipapagamit ni EYA ang katawan niya kay Acezekiel kapalit ng pag kalaban nito sa mga kaluluwang kailangan niyang mapuksa. Maibalik kaya ni EYA ang reputasyong nasira niya at paano niya mababayaran ang 200 million na utang niya?

Eyon Rillosa, A shy girl who tends to show her real self to the person whom she is most comfortable with. She's also someone who is still uncertain towards her future. Meanwhile, we have Ryevann Monteventura, A happy go lucky guy who aspires to be a Certified Public Accountant someday. It all started when Eyon accidentally spilled her drink to Ryevann. Since that day she became Ryevann's long time crush. And now, will she say 'I like you lots' to the guy who is pestering her whole day just to get her attention?

Reika just wants to live her rich life, she wants to travel and be a successful model. Masaya na ang buhay niya, perpekto para sa iba. Pero nagulo ang buhay niya nang pumasok sa buhay niya ang lalaking hindi niya alam na nag-e-exist pala sa mundo. Will destiny let them have a happy ending? Will the Moon shine when they are on their darkest night? Sasang-ayon ba ang mundo sa relasyon nila o pipilitin silang mapaghiwalay dahil hindi sila pwede?

After their first ever encounter in a coffee shop, Gara Andrade and Cloud Mendes despise each other already. Gara's boredom unexpectedly leads her to Cloud again through a nonsense prank message after a few weeks. She sends it to the people who are named "Cloud" through Messenger since she really likes clouds. The content is about her being pregnant and Cloud is obliged to be responsible for it. Their profile pictures on Facebook that time are not their faces that is why they fail to recognize each other. Terrified after receiving the message, Cloud starts thinking if she is the woman that his friends are talking about that might get pregnant because something has happened between them in a hotel the time he is very drank one night. He tends to forget what is happening to him when he is very drank that is why he is terrified about the message. He does not know that his friends are just making stories to make fun of him. He responds to the message until the deal is sealed. Yes, he will be marrying her after someone introduced himself as Gara's father and threatened him After one of his best friends lies to him, the prank goes wrong. Gara is determined to make fun of Cloud at first. But when the things get blurry, will she be able to handle the situations most especially if her prank message gets real when it is too late?

"Chloe Hades Mondragon, do you take Mr. Hanz Levi as your beloved husband for the rest of your life till death do you part?" Halos mahilo ako sa sobrang kaba ng sandaling sambitin ng pari ang mga katagang Yun, hindi ako makasagot na Tila ba nalunok ko na ang aking dila. "Ms. CHLOE I will repeat... Do you take Mr. Hanz Le-" Para akong nagising sa isang panaginip ng biglang may pwersang humapit sa bewang ko, at bumulong sa tenga ko. " What are you doing! Do you want to D*e!!" He whisper cold in my ears making me feel the shivers all over my body, my hands which is holding the ring shakes as i look at the man's dark eyes, glaring at me.. Because of fear I was force to marry him.. "I--I do" I lost, I can't run away from him now..if I know his real identity before then I shouldn't agree with this Arrange marriage... Now I'm OFFICIALLY married to him, I'm afraid that I can't live my life like I used to.. My family are in danger, my life is not the same.. Why did all of this happen to me? What did I do wrong to deserve all of this.. I'm a good person, I didn't hurt anybody.. Why me? I want to live a normal life, I want to study and travel all around the world, I want to have a job, I have a lot of dreams for me and my family.. But why all of that change? All my dreams crumbled that easy.... I guess I need to deal with this, I need to be strong.. Please hold on Chloe.. You can survive with this.

OUT of boredom, Apple thought of sketching a teddy bear on the blank side of a contract in front of her, without her realizing that it was actually a contract and her sketch would be counted as her signature. Nakasaad ditong kailangan n'yang samahan si Dravour Ichigo Forestier, isang sikat na modelo, sa loob ng isang taon, hindi lamang upang maging alila nito kundi upang paibigin ito bago matapos ang kontrata. Sa kabilang banda, kontrata ang naisip na paraan ni Dravour upang makahanap ng babaeng ihaharap sa kaniyang ina. Ito ay bilang pagtutol niya sa kagustuhan nitong ipakasal siya sa kaniyang kababatang si Shantall na hindi naman niya mahal. Ang kaibigang sina Hiro at Kio ang tumutulong sa kan'ya sa paghahanap ng babae, at kapag hindi n'ya ito nagugustuhan ay s'ya na mismo ang tumatapos sa kontrata. Bagama't mas'yadong isip-bata at 'weird' ang dalaga ay hindi kaagad tinapos ni Dravour ang kasunduan kahit na malaya siyang gawin iyon sa simula pa lamang. Hindi n'ya rin magawang ipakita sa babae ang kaniyang tunay at itinatagong kondisyon dahil sa takot — takot na iwan din s'ya nito katulad ng ginawa ng mga naunang babaeng kaniya ring pinaperma. Sa kabila ng mga balakid at problemang idinulot ng kontratang iyon, pipiliin pa rin ba nila na ipagpatuloy ito? O sila na rin mismo ang kaagad na tatapos dito?

Love? I don't know about that. That is the line you would always hear from a person who simply just wants to kill a topic about the word 'love'. Playing as it seems but it is indeed just the truth. You hear every stories you can get from people who are inlove. Starting from sharing stories down to sharing cupcakes. But what if you're the one who get to tell your own word of love? And it don't end well. Would it still be a masterpiece? Two chairs. Two students. Two books. Two lives. Would they still be two? What if the other one leaves?

WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK| THIS STORY CONTAINS RATED SPG | Si Bonie Ignacio o kilala sa tawag sa kaniya sa niya trabaho bilang Lily, isang police detective agent ng isang organization na kung saan si Bonie ang gumagawa ng mga inside job mission kung saan ito magaling. Siya ay nagtatrabaho Crime Detective Operation o CDO. Si Bonie ay laking ampunan at pinalaki ng mga madre, ito ang tumulong sa kaniya upang makapag aral ng high school at kolehiyo bilang isang pulis, pero dahil sa isang pangyayari ay pinili niya ang trabaho na siya mismo ang makakahanap ng taong pumatay sa kinalakihan niyang pamilya. Iba't-ibang mission na ang nagagawa niya, isa si Bonie sa mahusay na agent pero laging lihim ang trabaho niya upang hindi siya balikan ng mga taong pinababagsak niya, buhay man o patay. Nakakatanggap lang siya ng misyon na gagawin niya bilang pag-iingat sa identity niya, at ang bagong misyon na iniatas sa kaniya ay ang mapatay ang isang malaking mafia druglord sa bansa. Bonie starts her mission, she gathers information about her target, sa kaniyang misyon ay makikilala niya si Primo Ferrer na hindi niya maiiwasang mahalin. Paano niya maipagpapatuloy ang kaniyang nararamdaman kay Primo kung ito ang magiging dahilan upang hindi matapos ni Bonie ang kaniyang mission. Bonie as Rose, a secret police detective agent, will try to finish her mission as she falls in love with Primo who is dangerous for her and for her mission.