Funny Long Jokes Novels & Stories

When Kristina got her job as the secretary to the CEO of Black’s textiles, the last thing she expected was to end up in his bed, while he was married to her sister. **** “We need to stop doing this,” Kristina muttered silently to the beautiful man lying next to her. He chuckled silently as he dabbed her cheek with his finger. “You're having so much fun with this,” he teased, She closed her eyes, savoring the moment. As much as she hated admitting it, it was indeed true. She wasn't supposed to be happy nor satisfied in this situation with her in-law. She was betraying her only sister. Her only sane family. She needed to break up with him. She would break up with him, she decided. But as soon as she opened her eyes, the words disappeared from her tongue. “Well, one last time.” She agreed to his pleading eyes. Only that, deep down she knew it wasn't one last time. This unending desire for her in-law would consume her.

That night, drunk and heartbroken after her fiancé’s betrayal, Celeste accidentally sent her masturbation video to her boss, Lazarrus Walkez V, the ruthless billionaire who lives in permanent numbness. The next morning, a single text arrived, “Come to my office, Little doe.” From that moment…he offered her a dirty deal, and she became the only one who could awaken the monster that had been dead inside him. Revenge turned into obsession. Obsession turned into love.

Avery Mane was the girl everyone stepped on until the night she almost died. When she wakes from a coma, an invisible System appears… and it’s offering her a new life, one task at a time. Beauty. Confidence. Money. Luck. Power. Now the office that mocked her wants her. Her cold billionaire boss can’t look away. His rival wants to claim her. Her ex comes crawling back. Even her bodyguard is starting to break the rules. Avery isn’t begging to be chosen anymore. This time, she’s choosing and she’s taking everything

Ayana Rivers had spent the last three years working as the secretary to the CEO and cofounder of Sterling conglomerate the most powerful tech force in Los Angeles. Working schedules, running after and clearing Ruan’s public messes was not new to her but what Ayana doesn’t know is that Ruan Sterling’s life doesn’t end in boardrooms, fancy newsletters and red carpets. By day he is the CEO of Sterling Conglomerate. By night he is an Alpha, one bound by ancient pack laws that threatens to strip his entire lineage and him of the throne and alpha title if he does not take a wife. When Ayana’s family is drowning in debt and every door closes on her, Ruan offers Ayana instead of help, a marriage, Ruan has no interest in Ayana beyond the contract. She is human, harmless, ordinary, and perfect for protecting his secret. A wife on paper. Nothing more. When Ruan’s dark world creeps into Ayana’s carefully controlled life. Desires beyond control and heat amidst silence grow between them. Except secrets have a way of unraveling especially when she discovers that the man she married is not the most dangerous secret in the house. She is.

Sophia Williams, a girl from California. A beautiful girl with the kindest of heart, She has a business degree. But alas bad things happen to good people . She find her boyfriend of three years cheating on her with her childhood best friend. Caius Micheal, CEO of Micheal clothing. He's handsome and super intelligent for the business world . He lives in New York City, he's a believer of love but haven't found the one yet. What happens when a heartbroken California girl meet the hot Ceo from New York?

August Two years ago, I woke up in a hospital with no memories of my past. The only thing I knew was my name... and the man who never left my side. Garrett became my safe place, my home, my husband. When I finally decide it's time to return to work, the last person I expect to meet is Ross Ginattoni. New York's most feared billionaire, notorious playboy, and CEO of Gintattoni Enterprises. From the moment we meet, he looks at me like his entire world has shattered. He knows my name before I tell him. He watches me like he's searching for someone he's lost. And no matter how hard I try to ignore it... Every time he's near, my heart remembers something my mind can't. The worst part? The entire world knows Ross Ginattoni is about to marry another woman. So why can't I stop wishing it were me? Ross For two years, I've lived like a man lost in the world. Work became my escape. Becoming a player was natural Everyone thinks I've moved on. The tabloids call me a billionaire playboy. The board of directors wants me remarried before my thirtieth birthday or they'll strip me of the company my father built. So I agreed to give them what they wanted. A fiancée. A future. A life without August. Then she walked into my office. Alive. Breathing. Looking at me like we'd never met. She doesn't remember our love. She doesn't remember our marriage. Worst of all... She belongs to another man. I'll do anything to uncover the truth behind the accident that stole her memories. Even if it means breaking every rule. Even if it means destroying the life she's built without me. Because I buried my wife once. I'm not losing her again.

“I accept.” Her head jerks up. “What?” He shrugs. “I accept your proposition.” Disbelief clouds her features. “You don't even know what I was going to ask.” “I do.” His gaze never leaves hers. “You need a boyfriend.” ~~ Ariana Halberg kissed Calvin Grey to make her cheating ex-fiancé jealous. Days later, she hires him to play the part for real—and hands him ten percent of her family’s company to become its CEO. The arrangement is simple. She gets revenge. He gets control. Neither of them plans on wanting more. Until every fake touch, every stolen glance, and every battle of wills starts feeling dangerously real.

No safe words. No limits. Just raw, wicked pleasure. Step into a world where boundaries don’t exist, only desire does. This collection of scorching short stories takes you from moonlit rooftops to steamy locker rooms, from public restrooms to private fantasies. Threesomes, breath play, BDSM, and irresistible encounters collide in explosive tales that promise to leave you breathless. Whether it’s a secret tryst with an ex lover, a scandalous game with an athlete, or a lust-fueled session in zero gravity, a fuck by the pool, each story delivers unfiltered, unrelenting heat. Wild. Wet. Wanton. You’ve never read sin like this before. If you’re not dripping by the end of each tale, check your pulse. Content Warning: This book is dark, raw, and unapologetically explicit. It explores the deepest, most tantalizing corners of desire, pushing boundaries and playing with power. For those ready to indulge in their darkest fantasies. If you know you don’t have a partner, don’t read. Haha, just kidding. It’s for everyone above or at 18 years of age. It will leave you hot and bothered, craving sinful things.

What were the odds that I'd just fucked my boss and been too buzzed, too horny to clock it? Impossible. Catastrophic. My life was like a ticking bomb of fuckups already; this would only make it explode. "Get a grip, Shayle," I whispered, shaking my head hard. It can't be. -------------- What would you do if you found out you only had four months left to live? In the case of Shayle Vale, she was the definition of a plain Jane; quiet, overlooked, and freshly dumped by a boyfriend who called her ‘boring’. But when the doctor drops her death sentence, she decides ‘boring’ dies today. She made a list; Quit her job, Lose her virginity to her hot next-door neighbor, get a tattoo and Do what the fuck she wants. But life doesn’t play fair. Her shitty boss refused to accept her resignation, her neighbor was allegedly still a virgin, and nothing on her list was going according to plan. Now Shayle’s plain, safe little life is spiraling into messy office wars, late-night temptations, secrets she never saw coming and a toxic love triangle. Will she tick off her last wishes, or will fate throw her off the list completely and into the arms of two sinfully attractive men instead?

For five years, Nyelle loved a husband who never loved her back. Treated as nothing more than a substitute for the woman he truly wanted, she finally decides to walk away. But before leaving, she starts a dangerous game from the shadows. Using a hidden identity, the mute wife begins blackmailing her own husband, uncovering secrets, exposing lies, and making him pay for every tear she shed. What happens when the husband she wants to destroy becomes obsessed with the mysterious stranger on the other end of the phone?