Funny Long Jokes

For Mature Audiences 🔞 Explore a collection of compelling short stories that delve into intense emotions, forbidden desires, and raw human connections. Each tale pushes boundaries, offering a blend of intrigue and passion that captivates and fascinates.

Synopsis Emily, a 22 years old girl who has just graduated from the university. Scared and anxious about what the future might hold for her. She was devastated after applying for several jobs but all to no avail. She accidentally bumps into Liam the C.E.O of one of the fast raising enterprises in New York and one of the most eligible bachelors in town at the elevator on her way to an interview for her dream job. Liam with his alluring, charming and seductive look dressed in his sophisticated tuxedo suit offered Emily a job in his company as his personal secretary. Emily was thrilled and accepted the offer but her life changed after her boss who is a chronic womaniser got her drunk on a first date. Emily awoke the next day to see that she had lost her virginity to her boss. Liam had his pleasure and left her at the hotel. Emily was speechless, how could she resume working with him after the incident? Few months later, after missing her period she discovered she was pregnant. She summoned the courage to talk to Liam about it. Liam's reaction was the end of Emily. He abandoned and rejected her, leaving her to face the situation alone. Emily is faced with keeping the baby or going for an abortion? Will she be able to survive the aftermath of this affair?

Roses are red, tequila hits hard, and I danced like I owned the damn night. Now? Everything’s a hot mess. Emily Hart just landed the dream job, personal secretary to the sinfully rich, dangerously fine CEO of Steele Empire. So naturally, she did what any girl with a fat offer letter and a killer dress would do: hit the club, danced like a vixen, and threw back shots until reality blurred and pleasure took the wheel. That’s when he happened. Dominic Steele. Billionaire boss. Ruthless in the boardroom. Untamed in the bedroom. He saw her, hips swaying, lips smirking, black dress clinging like a second skin, and he didn’t ask for a name. He just took. One night. One filthy, breathless, back-arching night. No promises. No names. Just raw heat and moans that echoed past midnight. Until Monday morning happened. Now, the man who made her beg without words is standing behind a glass desk in a tailored suit, And she’s the new secretary who can’t look him in the eye without remembering how he made her scream. She thinks he’s cocky as hell. He thinks she’s the sweetest kind of chaos. But when a missed period makes an unexpected appearance, it’s no longer just business. It’s Daddy, please……. with a whole lot of tension, temptation, and trouble in between.

Dahlia hated her arrogant boss. Sinusumpa niya ang pagiging masungit at magagalitin nito. She promised herself that she wont date anyone like him. Ngunit tila pinaglalaruan siya ng pagkakataon, isang gabi, natagpuan niya na lang ang sarili na nasa kama kasama ang lalaki. At kung may mas magulo pa sa impormasyon na may nangyari sa kanila. Iyon ay ang tila siya lang ang nakakaalala ng nangyari. Kahit anong gawin niya ay tila ba burado sa memorya nito ang gabing may nangyari sa kanila. At ang mas nakakainis pa ay ito rin ang unang nakaalam na tis siya. nagdadalang tao siya. Paano niya sasabihin sa lalaki ang nangyari sa kanila at ipapakilala ang anak niya rito kung wala itong maalala?

Pengawal, Kau jadikan Suami? Apakah menurutmu pernikahan juga sebuah bisnis? Tidak sengaja bertemu kembali, setelah bertahun-tahun hilang komunikasi. Jasmine terpaksa berpura-pura lupa ingatan guna melancarkan misinya. Apa kira-kira misi Jasmine sebenernya?

Laura tidak menyangka saat ingin memberikan kejutan untuk tunangannya, menemukan fakta pahit bahwa Frans dan kakak tirinya berselingkuh. Laura yang sakit hati pergi ke sebuah Club. Di sana dia bertemu dengan Mario, CEO dingin yang juga kesepian. Mereka mabuk dan menghabiskan malam bersama. Setelah kejadian itu, mereka bertemu lagi di perusahaan Mario. Laura yang kaget ingin menghindar tapi Mario sudah tertarik padanya, sedangkan di satu sisi Frans dan Clara terus saja menyerang dirinya. Akankah Laura membuka hati dan memberikan cintanya untuk Mario? Ikuti terus kisah mereka ya!.

Nicole Xander never imagined her life would shatter in one night. Drugged and betrayed by the one person she trusted most, she found herself stumbling down a lonely midnight road-barefoot, disheveled, and desperate to escape. When a sleek Maybach pulled up beside her, she thought it was God offering her safety. But inside was Timothy Cole, a dangerously powerful businessman with a reputation for ruthlessness. One look at Nicole, and something primal snapped inside him. What began as a night of uncontrollable passion should have ended there... but destiny had other plans. To Nicole, he's her arrogant, obsessive boss. To Timothy, she's the one woman he cannot release. Their every encounter blurs the line between desire and madness, until one question lingers: Is this love, lust... or dangerous obsession?

“Be my fake girlfriend, and I’ll give you everything.” An agreement. A fake arrangement that slowly entangles their hearts. Kapos sa pera pampa-surgery sa kapatid niyang may bone cancer at pampyansa sa amang nakulong. Walang nagawa si Cerise kundi ang pumayag sa offer ng kan’yang boss — dahil kailangan niya ng pera at tulong nito. Maraiah Cerise promised herself that she wouldn’t fall in love with her boss as she hated him secretly because he’s cold, ruthless and indifferent towards her. But what she didn’t knew was that behind the vicious, monstrous facade of her boss in a suit was a man hiding a deep obsession… and a secret love for her. She didn’t know that the moment she stepped into his company, she became his sweetest addiction.

I wasn’t supposed to sleep with him. I am straight or maybe was... Hell, I wasn’t even supposed to meet him until one drunken night changed everything. I had no idea who he was. He had no idea I was the brother of the woman he was about to be engaged to. We touched. We kissed. I let him take everything from me. And then I woke up… and realized he wasn’t just any guy. He was Dante Cruz. The heir. The man I'm now forced to work for. Now, I’m stuck pretending like last night never happened. He’s engaged to my sister. And I’m still trying to remember how to breathe every time he looks at me like he wants to taste me all over again. I said it was a mistake. He said I didn’t stop him. One of us is lying.

David Evans Hubert, seorang CEO Perusahaan Hubert raja bisnis dari kota Lincoln yang terkenal tampan dan cerdas dengan sifatnya yang dingin dan acuh tak acuh. Sebagai pewaris utama perusahaan serta kekayaan keluarga Hubert menambahkan segala kesempurnaan dalam dirinya. Takdir mempertemukan David dengan seorang gadis yang menarik perhatiannya sebagai cinta pertamanya, dia menaruh perhatian dan jatuh cinta dengan seorang Liana Edsel, nona muda dari keluarga kaya menengah Edsel di kota mereka. Merekapun akhirnya saling berkenalan dan jatuh cinta serta menjalin kasih selama satu tahun. Namun Liana, sang gadis sekaligus cinta pertamanya itu menghilang begitu saja tanpa sepatah kata apapun. Takdir memang unik dan tidak ada yang tahu, hari ini ada karyawan baru di perusahaannya sekaligus akan menjadi sekretaris barunya. Matanya terbelalak mendapati sosok yang tidak mungkin ia salah lihat "Liana...". Setelah dua tahun menghilang dari Kota Lincoln, Liana akhirnya kembali dan mencari kerja di Kota ini. Setelah mendaftar dibeberapa tempat, akhirnya dia diterima di Perusahaan terkenal sebagai raja bisnis yaitu Perusahaan Hubert. Liana tak menyangka bahwa dirinya akan menjadi sekretaris untuk CEO perusahaan tersebut yang merupakan kekasihnya yang ia tinggalkan dan bersembunyi darinya dua tahun lalu. Akankah ia lari lagi atau menghadapi pria tersebut?