Funny Luigi Novels & Stories

Marco's snarky comment made Lily feel a bit uneasy and also the way he looked at her. "Don't get too friendly with the boss's fiancee if you don't wanna get shot in the balls!" Lily almost jumped upon hearing the shout and was quick to withdraw her hand. "That little shit..." Marco muttered, scowling at the young man, who looked more like a teenager with his soft features. There was also another young man tagging along with him. "That's Luca and his brother Lucio. Those two are a bit... eccentric." The one who shouted at him was Lucio. Luca and Lucio were twins, and they both reminded her of the hyenas from the Lion King. They were always cracking jokes about the oddest things and laughing a

He watches me closely. "Yeah, sure." "Just like her," his eyes sparkled with humor. "I have to go. Give me some of that to go," I point to the lasagna they’re plating. Mario lets out a loud laugh. "Sure thing, man." Sometimes, Mario could be a real asshole.

she said and reminded me that she would go first so that we would not be noticed. I was just shaken as I got into the car. Let’s just see if they aren’t surprised when I come back again. Travis Point of View From my seat, I could clearly see the clustered employee as they forced Luigi to come down. He said he planned to commit suicide when I did not show up. "Tell Travis I'm going to kill myself if he doesn't show up today!" Luigi's shout frightened the other employees. I took a good look at Luigi and from what I could see he really had no plans to jump. He's scared of heights afterall.

he says evenly, his tone betraying none of the chaos I see in his eyes. “Luis,” I reply, my voice sharper than intended. Lilly glances between us, her smile faltering for a moment before she shrugs it off. “I told Luis all about you,” she says, her tone conspiratorial. “He thinks you’re hilarious.” I raise an eyebrow. “Oh, really? What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard about me?” Luis opens his mouth to respond, but Lilly cuts him off. “Oh, you know, just the way you always manage to turn every situation into a comedy routine. Like tonight, for example—where were you earlier? Sneaking off to avoid meeting everyone?”

Pushing those thoughts away from my mind, I pulled Cain's hand towards the little cart parked across the street. Luigi as usual mattered some spanish words as a sign of how happy he was to see me again. Then his face changed when he saw Cain, he was so shocked that he stopped fanning the little Gemini sausages on the grill. He wiped his hands with a rag before greeting Cain. "I'm such a huge fan, can I get your autograph?" He asked.

What a stupid move! "You..." Just before Luigi could utter more nonsense, Mario, for once showing some intelligence, extended his hand, urging him to stop. "What's the task?" "So, you're interested, huh?" I chuckled, putting my drink down and grabbing my cigarette, lighting it up as I placed it between my lips, taking a drag. I needed to remain calm to keep myself composed and not end up beating the daylights out of these two—I just couldn’t stand their faces. So unattractive and disheveled. I despised ugly things, whether human or otherwise.

Luigi's eyes darkened at my bold touch, and his Adam's apple bobbed. In response and as a form of teasing, Luigi squeezed some shower gel and meticulously rubbed rich lather onto my smooth back. Then, he mischievously scooped up a ball of white foam with his finger and gently dabbed it on my nose and cheeks, like frosting a cake, causing me to giggle.