Funny Luigi Novels & Stories

, I recite a sentence that I read this morning in some blog, without remorse, everyone won, “ Now I have to go, I can't miss the best of the party” I said goodbye, but waited for her to leave first, warning myself of the chances of her bumping into some other party employee. Then I return to the place where I left the car. “ Madam, after all this time, this ride will cost you dearly” “ Stop being funny, Luigi!”, I pull off his wig with my hands, allowing his red locks to show, giving a Jovial look to the face of a muscular thirty year old man. “Hey! You don't unmask a man like that, He protests, snatching the wig from my hands again, “Do you think Amelia recognized me?

From the faint scar below his lips that she had never noticed before to how much darker his pupils became in the faint lights of the basement. Look away! “What’s so funny? Did I wear my shirt backwards?” Luigi walked over with an amused smile, probably wanting to join in on the joke, at that point Rain was sure she would explode from embarrassment. It wasn’t everyday men as good looking as these saw her puke her guts out… The horror…it’s literally every woman’s nightmare! “It’s just an inside joke Rain and I have decided to share, isn’t that right?” Romeo nodded at her for confirmation and—bless his soul—that gave her so much relief. She didn’t want to have barf conversations with anyone els

"Pfff.. puwapuwahaha! His name is Dick! Yours is Butt! Who the hell Are your parents! Fuck them! Haha! What a name.. dick!" *giggles... "Dick and Butt! Haha! You seem more like friends then. Haha!" Luis Park can't stop laughing. The names of these two God's made him laughed! Yet... This God, a God who looked like a Duck is boiling! He was beat in red! "Oh, oh!" Butt felt something is wrong with the air. "Master stop laughing or else...*paused.." But warned his master but he still keeps laughing. "HAHAHA!"

he said, but obviously, I didn't believe him. "Ok, I want to go to the bathroom, but I don't want to leave you alone; Lorenzo would cut off my penis, so I wouldn't have an excuse again to leave you again, and I appreciate my dick too much ?" he said. I couldn't help but laugh at his comment. "Luigi, this is crazy; nothing is going to happen to me. Go to the bathroom; I don't want you to wet your pants; go, that's an order," I told him, and he didn't hesitate to run away.

The man who inflicted so much pain on me didn’t deserve any more of my time. I drew the gun from its holster, steadying my aim. Luigi's eyes widened as he realized what was about to happen. "You’re going to kill me?" he laughed. "Because I sent your whore of a wife a gift? Did you like it? It looked like those three bastards! I would have taken care of your three bastards the same way, but you found me!"

My heart was racing like I’d just spotted Michael Myers. Luigi burst into laughter, clearly enjoying that he almost gave me a heart attack. “Jesus, Summer. You scared the hell out of me!” he said, still laughing. “Me?!” I gaped at him, my eyebrows shooting up. “How did you even get in here?” “Your door was unlocked. I knocked a few times, but you were too busy shaking your ass to the music to hear me,” he said with a grin. I rolled my eyes, trying to hide my smile. “Well, next time, knock louder or send me a text message.” I paused, glancing at the plate of pancakes and bacon. “Since you’re here, would you like to join me for breakfast?”

I yelled, tightly grasping the edge of my seat. Luigi's shoulders shook as he chuckled from the front seat, "Of course not." He briefly glanced back, "I used to be a race car driver for F4. If I drove slowly like a grandma, my friends would laugh at me and I would lose the race. Don't worry, just hold on tight. By maintaining this speed, I would make sure we catch that thief!" Then he took a sharp turn with a drift and despite the seatbelt, we all swayed to the side and I uncontrollably fell into Lucas's arms. My face reddened even more as I remained in his arms since Luigi still seemed to be making a wild turn.

I retorted, looking at the clear sky. "Just, Sam, if you can't do it, don't force yourself. Remember it hurts more when you force it." He says. "Hey! Are you okay Luigi? That's deep! Did you find your Ms. Right?" I asked him. He suddenly turned to me and laughed nervously.

I sat beside him with my bowl of cereal. " What were you planning to make?". " Pancake" I replied and Louis erupted in laughter, he was almost rolling on the floor but stopped trying to catch his breath. "You are hilarious Ry," he said, holding his stomach in his fit of laughter. I glared at him stuffing my face with cereal. "At least I tried," I mumbled, still stuffing my face. He ruffled my hair "okay shortie, you did great". I knew he was being sarcastic " whatever"

It was very embarrassing and as usual everyone started laughing at me. I was fuming with anger right now and wanted nothing more but to kill this trio. I wasted no time in getting back ok my feet, they looked at me while laughing so hard. I didn't even know when I did it but I just put Luca head inside his food He wasn't expecting me to do that and shock was written all over God face. Everyone gasped at the sight and I couldn't be more proud of myself. Luca removed his head from his food and got up.