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the shifter hissed, eyeballing me like she was worried about offending me. I wasn’t, though. If anything, I was happy to see Marley laughing so hard at something so small. Olivia never laughed—not at dad jokes, not at comedies. She’d always just roll her eyes and call everything stupid. When I named my company, she called that stupid too. “That funny, huh?” I asked, cracking a smile of my own. “Sorry. I’m so sorry,” she gasped through her laughter. “It’s just so…dorky. You look like a cross between a lumberjack and a menacing member of a motorcycle gang and… Fur Sure? I just—”

Sanjana was having a hard time controlling her anger while Maya found this conversation amusing. "You must've heard of the famous line quoted by Mr Parker, the one from Spiderman. With the great power comes great responsibility. I have the power of eliminating those who come under my radar and I kill them as per my orders it's a simple business." Maya shrugged her shoulders making Sanjana wanting to bash the head of the former female against the wall forgetting about the knife pressed over her beating heart. "You are so vile! Stay away from Shivansh!" Sanjana hissed making Maya tilt her head to one side feeling a strange tug in her bosom.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

Everything that I do to them cannot be right. “Don’t act cowardly when you know you know you’re not a coward. Even though you killed four wolves in one hand, don’t think of yourself as a strong woman. You’re nothing compared to the alpha,” Marvel said. He growled at me, scaring that shit hell out of me. “Why are you messing with me? I am just a nobody.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He asked. "Love it.. I've watched it all and have never missed one" "Same! I like Marvel better than DC" Agree 100% "I love.. Avengers, damn Chris Evans is just a hottie" I squealed "I like Iron Man.. and Hulk" "You like Hulk? The green guy?" I laughed. "Hey! Don't be like that.. he's a softie" My stomach hurts because I couldn't contain my laugh and it's hilarious. A guy like Andrew likes Hulk? Wow!

“Ouu, I got one. Women should, like, empower themselves and without having to, like, wait on a man to, like… You know. Just get off your ass and work.” Santiago laughed so hard at this point. “Pretty sure that's not exactly what she said, but that’s a solid Kim Kardashian impression.” Lola bowed her head with appreciation. “I think I got one more. Check this out: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.” Santiago smacked the wheel repeatedly as he grinned widely. “That is probably the best Thanos impression I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. Alright, muñequita. You’ve made your claim and backed it up. You are damn good.”

“Can anyone tell me what is funny?” But we couldn’t say anything as she continued. “This is a matter of life and death. If you don’t take this seriously then people are going to die. Maybe you should think about that before laughing and maybe you shouldn’t be here if you’re going to laugh all day long instead of focusing on your job.” I felt guilty, and I responded immediately. “I’m sorry, Mara. I’ll do better,” I said. Mara sighed and shook her head. “Better do so,” she said.

Marvel yelled frustratingly, his eyes tearing up. After a moment of silence, Venessa let out a laugh. "Are you kidding me? Hey, since when did you have such a thought?" Venessa asked, taking Marvel by surprise. "What?" he frowned. "You're way too off my standard. Taking you to my parents will be like an insult. I only let you to be with me because of the pleasure I earned," Venessa said in a stern voice. Marvel felt his heart breaking into pieces. "I am trying to reach your standard and make myself presentable to your parents. If this is a prank, stop. Did all our moments mean nothing?" he asked.