Funny Marvel Quotes Novels & Stories

I said with a shrug. "I wouldn't go so far as to say Ultron was a killer..." She laughed nervously, still not getting the reference. "Iron Man created him for killing." "What?" She blinked up at me. "Iron Man doesn't have a cat." "And neither do you." "Yes, I do." "You just called your dead cat Ultron." "That's not right..." She outwardly cringed. "Odwalla?" "That's a drink. You're actually getting worse at lying the more you talk."

Never. “Ugh,” said Maurice. “Honestly, worst superhero team, ever.” “Oh.” Claire’s wagging tail abruptly stopped wagging. “Really? I thought—” “Think about it. Invisible Woman, because she turns invisible, fine. Human Torch, obvious, no problem. The Thing, okay. And then Reed Richards. How much of an egomaniac do you have to be to call yourself Mr Fantastic? And what’s that got to do with stretching your arms? Mr Elastic, sure. But Mr Fantastic? If I was in that team, I’d be like, why don’t you Mr Fuck Off?”

"I've had enough of your absurdities. You're not thinking clearly. You're probably high and talking nonsense." "Ella, I understand you don't believe me, but I'm attempting to protect you. Just for your information, there's another world out there," he asserted coldly. "Oh yes, I've seen all the Marvel heroes saving the world from aliens," I retorted sarcastically, eliciting a scowl from Darcus. "Don't make me laugh. It's preposterous hearing a man who betrayed a woman talking about care and protection."

It sounded more like a threat than a plea, and a smile slowly spread across my face, I don’t deserve this kind of love, do I? “Whoa!” Kim theatrically squealed, “is this a scene straight out of a movie?” His eyes sparkled with melodrama, “I’m in literal tears here, someone give me a Q-tip, I don’t wanna ruin my makeup.” He snorted wiping his fake tears away but managed to make Banner and Marvin laugh. “I’ll never question your decisions, but this will undoubtedly have a heavy impact on our financial status,” Marvin finally voiced, always the one with a logical reasoning.

Just a joke. “Whoever she gets married someday, she’s very lucky, because I can feel right away how it hit argh omg Marfy me Engineer!” One comment said that I laughed too much. The comments on Trace’s post here on I*******m are stupid and funny. It’s bad because he’s also famous here on I*******m and there are always people who like him. Then he just steals me a kiss. Oops HAHAHHA.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

“And that guy’s some important mogul taking the helm of a bullish company? Mate, I don’t think its upward growth is gonna last any sooner.” “Dude thinks that just because he watches some action superhero movies on Netflix or Disney+ or something, and he’s suddenly a superhero of his own right! Haha, you can’t make this sh*t up!” Every member of the Northmob Council was seized by laughing fits. They did not try to hide their amusement and scorn behind any pretense. Some even laughed so hard that tears were rolling down their cheeks.

He mentioned that his all-time favorite was Iron Man because he admires Tony Stark’s intelligence and charisma. I nodded in agreement, saying how much I appreciated the blend of action and humor in the Marvel series, particularly in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy. Mich laughed and said, "Can’t forget the amazing soundtracks in those movies! They’re the best!" You would have never guessed the big bad Mich that could kill you with his bare hands because he’s part of the mafia would be having a conversation like this. But I noticed with me he tries to show a softer side of him.

Pathetic. "Don't mind her Titan, Marvel can be so Inconsiderate sometimes. How was the break, I hope you made the most out of it?” "Yeah, thanks.” Now if Marvel was being inconsiderate, then Diane is being sarcastic, because nobody can deny they didn't hear the sarcasm in her question. Suddenly, the shrill sound of my phone broke the conversation. I quickly dipped my hands in my bag. Luca. I brought the phone tightly to my ears, afraid that his voice might be heard.

I led Marvel down the long hallway again, heading towards the elevator. As we passed the nurses' station, I heard some loud laughter and couldn't help but glance over. Several nurses were standing, some sitting, seemingly chatting, or perhaps complaining about a patient. I seemed to be showing an expression I shouldn't have. Cause Marvel asked, "Mommy, are you okay? Did you meet anyone you know again?" "No," I quickly recovered and patted his head. "They were just laughing too loudly." Marvel imitated me, glancing back and sighing, "Yeah, they seemed happy."