Funny Tv Series Quotes Novels & Stories

5 years later “Men are scum! Anywhere you plan to destroy one, don’t forget to invite me” Ashley Gu commented with a devilish smile, ending her interview with a fierce look. A brief silence followed after her comment but then a cracked laughter soon broke the silence in the room making her screw her brows in mild annoyance. “Dear viewers, and that’s your final piece of advice from the successful boss lady.” The host said with a broad smile and continued. “We’ve heard the news of how funny you are and you just don’t disappoint ma’am” The host appraised jokingly but her smile was wiped off in sudden horror when she met with Ashley’s murderous gaze.

“Man, everyone’s got jokes today.” I shook my head, waving them both off. “Alright, alright. Get it out of your system. I was resting my eyes, that’s all.” Petrov chuckled as he pulled up a chair. “Resting your eyes, huh? That’s what old men say when they fall asleep in front of the TV.” Tony slapped his knee, laughing even harder. “Next thing you know, he’ll be asking us to turn down the music and get off his lawn.” “Alright, that’s enough,” I said, trying to keep a straight face but failing miserably. The room was filled with easy laughter, the kind that cut through the tension like a knife. But deep down, I knew it wouldn’t last. It never did.

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

“They always get mad at me. They say I don’t listen.” “Maybe you don’t,” I teased lightly. “I do!” he protested, defensive. “It’s not my fault they didn’t like my pranks.” I blinked. “Your pranks?” He nodded toward the big TV mounted on his blue wall. “Sock Man likes pranks.” Under my breath, I muttered, “I guess we’ll have to do a little digging into the cartoons you watch.” I turned back to him, biting back a laugh. “Well,” I said softly, “good thing I’m not your nanny, then.”

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“Unless your dog is the one making the noise, and the shrill noise is actually the barks he makes to give out warnings.” “You ruined my fun image!” I stick my tongue out. “How could you.” “Simple, I’m an ass,” he deadpans, which, again, another round of laughs. “I don’t know the last time I laughed like this in years,” I admit. “My friends are great, and up until the divorce, things were in something of a rut.”

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

Across the room, Kael had somehow managed to find an old black-and-white comedy. I watched Curly, Larry, and Moe chase each other across the television before one of them promptly smacked another over the head. I blinked my eyes. “What… exactly are we watching?” Kael looked at me like I’d just committed a crime. “A classic.” Ryker snorted into his coffee. “A relic.” “It has character.” Kael defended. “It has dust,” Ryker corrected. Kael ignored him completely as another loud crash came from the television. “You youngsters don’t appreciate quality entertainment.”

I played the recording and my dad sprayed coffee all over his desk when it got to the end. Dad laughed, “Her father was the same way. When tension got high in our ranks, he’d say something totally unexpected and so funny, you had no choice but to laugh. It sounds so much funnier coming from our sweet little Harley though.” Victor laughed, “That’s what I thought too.”

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.