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The Ex-Wife He Never Knew

The Ex-Wife He Never Knew

I played the recording and my dad sprayed coffee all over his desk when it got to the end. Dad laughed, “Her father was the same way. When tension got high in our ranks, he’d say something totally unexpected and so funny, you had no choice but to laugh. It sounds so much funnier coming from our sweet little Harley though.” Victor laughed, “That’s what I thought too.”
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Billionaire Daddy for sale

Billionaire Daddy for sale

Micheal found himself chuckling not just at the movie but at the sight of Yvonne and the kids lost in the moment. At one point, the movie featured a silly joke: “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” Jack laughed so hard he nearly toppled off the couch, while Lily clapped her hands over her mouth, giggling uncontrollably. Yvonne shook her head, biting back her own laughter, only to burst out a second later when the character tripped over his own feet in an exaggerated slow-motion fall.
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His Iris

His Iris

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.
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His Beta’s Little Girl

His Beta’s Little Girl

“If we got nothing else, at least we can laugh.” Vincent and I run through everyone throwing rice and get into his car. “Ready to spend every day laughing your ass off?” Vincent asks. “I spent the last 40 years screwing my ass off; the next 40, I can laugh my ass off,” I tell him. “I mean, if we can have sex like we did back there, we can screw our asses off too,” Vincent gives me a side eye. “Wanna bet?” I tease. “Let’s find out what two old folks can do,” Vincent jokes as we drive.
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Beatrice Beecham's Ship of Shadows

Beatrice Beecham's Ship of Shadows

It was one word, but the mournful delivery spoke volumes. “Or we could watch some TV together?” he offered. “That’s a great idea,” she said brightly. “How about a quiz show? You know how much you love shouting out all the wrong answers?” “I don’t know they’re wrong until they tell us the right answers,” he said, deadpan. “Makes me laugh,” she said.
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Mr CEO and his pregnant wife

Mr CEO and his pregnant wife

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.
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The Criminal's Alpha

The Criminal's Alpha

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"
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The creature inside me

The creature inside me

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.
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The Actor's Contract

The Actor's Contract

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.
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TWIST ME, MR. MOBSTER

TWIST ME, MR. MOBSTER

he spoke and I again denied it without even looking at him. “He murders kids, no…” I spoke and all of them laughed looking at how scared I was. “Sarah? What genre then? We’re not watching horror anymore.” He spoke while caressing my hair. “Johnny English?” I spoke in nervousness as comedy is not everyone’s cup of tea. “Okay, I'm ready to laugh.” Harvey spoke sitting uptight. “Well, Mr. Bean never gets old” Tessa spoke delightfully. “This bastard is too lucky.” Bible laughed implementing that he’s already seen this movie.
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Nothing beats stumbling upon a perfectly timed TV quote that cracks you up mid-conversation. My go-to spots for hunting these gems are usually fan-curated spaces—subreddits like r/QuotesPorn or dedicated show forums (the 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' fandom is gold for one-liners). Screenrant’s monthly roundups often highlight underrated zingers too, like those sneaky background jokes in 'Arrested Development' you might’ve missed.

For deeper cuts, I love digging into YouTube supercuts—channels like 'Funny TV Moments' compile everything from 'The Office' cringe to 'Community' meta-humor. Pro tip: follow writers or showrunners on Twitter; Dan Harmon’s threads alone are a treasure trove of deleted 'Rick and Morty' lines that never made air but are hysterical. Sometimes the best quotes aren’t even from the shows—blooper reels and panel show improv (looking at you, 'Taskmaster') are low-key quote factories.

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