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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Três meses antes do divórcio, ela protocolou o pedido de transferência no trabalho. Um mês antes do divórcio, enviou os papéis de divórcio para o Ricardo pelo correio. Nos últimos três dias antes do divórcio, arrumou todas as suas coisas e se mudou da casa onde viveram juntos. ... Seis anos de relacionamento chegaram ao fim no momento em que Ricardo apareceu na frente dela com sua paixão antiga e o filho dela, deixando a criança chamá-lo de "papai". Foi aí que ela caiu na real. Já que ele sempre a fez engolir sapo e se humilhar por causa daquela mulher e do filho dela, como se ela fosse a amante que tinha que se esconder nas sombras, então que fosse. Ela ia acabar com esse casamento de uma vez e deixar o caminho livre para ele ficar com o amor da vida dele. Mas quando ela realmente sumiu do mundo dele, o cara pirou de vez. Ela achava que o Ricardo finalmente ia conseguir se casar com a mulher que sempre amou, mas não fazia ideia de que esse homem poderoso ia aparecer na televisão, de olhos vermelhos, implorando como um coitado pelo amor dela: — Eu não traí e muito menos tenho filho por aí. Eu só tenho uma esposa que não me quer mais. O nome dela é Luana, e eu estou morrendo de saudade dela!

After a regrettable one-night stand with the school’s golden boy, Roman Knight, Reyna’s world turned upside down. When Roman denied ever knowing her, she was left heartbroken, bullied, shamed, and forced to watch her reputation crumble. Giving her first time to someone who tossed her aside made everything worse. Years later, Reyna Styles is no longer the shy, broken girl, she’s the most sought-after fashion designer in the country, exuding confidence and power. When fate brings Roman back into her life, he acts friendly, but Reyna brushes him off, coolly pretending she doesn’t remember him at all. Now that she’s the one in control, the tables have truly turned. But has Reyna really closed her heart to the boy who once shattered her, or is there still a flicker of old feelings hiding beneath her icy exterior?

Adrian Ivan Stone, a rich, handsome, not to mention incredibly rude billionaire who only believes that love happens in crappy TV shows Harmony Beverly Harrison, a bubbly, young university graduate who loves to live a spontaneous life and believes in finding 'THE ONE' someday What happens when their world's collide

Aubrey Devlin is a newbie in Hollywood, but she's climbing up the stairs of fame at a high speed. When Aubrey's favourite singer and actor, Jordan Hill, surprises her at one of the most famous TV shows her life will turn upside down. Life won't be the same for either of them. Happiness will be there, but so is sadness. Slowly, they'll fall for each other, but fate has its certain way of testing their relationship. Will they survive?

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Dix jours. J'ai dû passer dix jours avec M. Jones, le patron de mon père, pour que mon père pourrait garder son emploi. Mon père a été surpris en train de voler son entreprise et M. Jones l'a viré sur-le-champ. Mais cela signifiait la ruine financière de ma famille. Nous n'aurions pas d'endroit où vivre, rien à manger et je devrais abandonner l'école. Mais ensuite, M. Jones a proposé une solution. Je passerais dix jours avec lui dans son manoir et tout serait pardonné. Sauf que le mâle alpha avait des règles. Je devais porter ses vêtements. Mangez sa nourriture. Et le pire de tout, mendier quand il a demandé. Et j'ai honte de le dire… mais je le voulais désespérément !

Trois alpha magnifiques, possessifs et exagérés qui veulent me partager, qui veulent me punir. Je suis une mauvaise fille, une très, très mauvaise fille et j'ai des vues sur les frères Maxwell. Ce sont trois des milliardaires les plus en vogue de New York et ce sont aussi mes patrons. J'ai toujours rêvé d'être prise par plus d'un homme, mais je n'aurais jamais pensé en vouloir trois. Je m'étais réservé pour quelqu'un d'extraordinaire et je n'aurais jamais pensé trouver trois de ces hommes. Il y a Jake, l'alpha dominant, qui veut me fesser. Micah, l'alpha sensible qui exprime son de l'affection de manière romantique avec ma bouche d'une manière qu'aucun homme n'a jamais faite auparavant et au moins nous oublions Trevor le plaisir, essayez n'importe quoi alpha, il est prêt à tout essayer, au moins une fois. Lorsqu'ils découvrent que leur adorable petite assistante est encore vierge et mieux encore, qu'elle a quelques fantasmes à réaliser, ils ne promettent que du plaisir, mêlé d'un peu de punition. Les mauvaises filles reçoivent une fessée, les bonnes filles reçoivent une fessée et baisé et même si je veux être une mauvaise fille, je les veux définitivement toutes les trois en même temps.

A man breathless, standing valiantly before all his enemies. He was called Chyou Chen, a swordsman who earned an unrivaled title. After being trained by nine demon swordsmen.