Funny Quotes Tv Shows Mga Nobela at Kwento

I learned them all years ago. TV has news channels and some sitcoms. I watch those. Some manage to make me crack a smile, but most of the jokes are either political or just aren't funny. Politics don't interest me. It doesn't matter who sits in the chair. I'm still a killer, and they still make me kill. And I could kill them if I needed to. Waiting and more waiting. Until it's time. Finally!

I said, looking for the screen. "Yeah, Kevin Hart is hella funny" he said, chuckling. I laugh, of course I agree with him. I stood up and turned off the lights. I went back to my seat and played Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. We sip our cocoa munching on the cookies as we watch it. ******

“I want to watch something funny. I don’t watch much comedy though so I don’t know where to start. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever watched?” “Probably Brooklyn Nine-Nine. It’s a TV show about this misfit group of cops but I don’t know if you would want to watch a cop show right now. It really isn’t gory but—” Angelina interrupted him. “It’s fine. As long as it’s funny.”

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

“Why don’t we watch something funny for once? Let’s laugh tonight.” Her eyes lit up. “Okay, you know what I like? I don’t know if you’re down, but let’s try it.” She picked up the remote and pulled up Bad Teacher. “You know, I only saw this once, but I actually liked it,” I said, settling in. “I love Bad Teacher,” she said. “And if you ever hear me, say ‘Her Shirts miss buttoned,’ just know, I got that from this movie.” I looked at her, half laughing already. “For real?”

A smile ghosted his full lips. “We are. At least you see how cool I am now.” I winked cheekily. “Yeah, you’re all right.” I flushed. A different smile tilted his lips. This one was full of affection. “I think we might need to start this episode over.” Ash waved at the TV. “I have no idea what’s happening.” I grinned and leaned back against the headboard. “We could watch Brooklyn 99 if you want.” “Yeah?” “Yeah. I mean, we both like it. And I could use a laugh right now.”

The viewers who heard Sienna’s words were all dumbfounded, and they were stunned as they asked, ‘What did she just say? Did I hear it right? Did she actually say that Quentin was a useless man?’ Someone could not hold back and typed in a comment, ‘Hahaha! I usually do not laugh unless I can’t help it. Hahaha…’ The netizens who were here to watch a drama could not get enough of it, and they swarmed over to Quentin’s live broadcast room immediately to let Quentin know about this matter through the pop-up comments.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"