Funny Mcqueen Novels & Stories

The roads twisted dangerously close to the edge and every five seconds I felt like we were about to die. “You’re driving too fast,” I complained, gripping the seat slightly. “I’m driving normally.” He replied unbothered. “Normal for who? Formula One racers?” I asked and one corner of his mouth lifted slightly. “Relax, princess.” “Don’t princess me while we’re dangling beside the ocean,” I said, and surprisingly enough he actually laughed. Was I suddenly a comedian now? Because tell me why this man, who barely smiled when I met him now laughed at every word I said?

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

"Not what I think it is? Then what is it? Don't tell me it's actually like what this bitch said, and you're just her driver?" At that, she couldn't help but let out a mock laugh. "Only a car moocher like her could make up such an absurd story."

" I lasted exactly three seconds, then I burst. One laugh escaped before another followed, louder than the last, until I was doubled over, clutching my stomach while tears gathered in the corners of my eyes. "Don't you dare laugh," Maverick warned, holding the diaper. That only made it worse. "You're a billionaire," I wheezed between laughs. "You run an international company. People fear you." "This isn't funny." he said. "It absolutely is." He sighed dramatically. "I negotiate billion-dollar acquisitions." "Mhmm."

Then the entire jeep burst into laughter. "Boss!" The driver shouted. "This is just a jeepney!" "Not a charity event!" Keiv scratched his head. "Isn't that allowed?" "Do you even have change?" "No." "Then no!" Maeve held her forehead while trying hard not to laugh. "Oh no..." "Now you've embarrassed yourself." Keiv sighed. "It's my first time..." "Hmm?" "Nothing." "No." "Say it." He remained quiet. "It's my first time..." "...not having enough small bills."

I assured her and she smiled with a nod. "How are you doing, you ugly motherfūckers?" I greeted them as soon as I saw them and they cheered. Some may think that a group of billionaires are like robots who talk about nothing but money, and while that is true, we also know how to have fun, and sometimes, we are just kids at heart. "Someone had some fun while in the air." Markle teased me, pointing out how I was walking, and the others joined him, making Miracle hide behind me in embarrassment.

The rich fellows were finding my friends's behaviours very amusing as they chuckled at the excited women. "Is this one of your cars?"I asked McKenzie quietly besides me She nodded, grinning sheepishly at me"Hmm" "How many cars do you have really?"I asked, looking up to meet her eyes"I have seen a couple already. I'm curious" "Many. I lost count"McKenzie admitted , looking down at me with the same grin"And I have a jet too, just so you know" I chuckled softly, tugging closely on her arm"Oww! Of course you do. What don't you have?"

He replied. “I guess I'm doing a good job then,” I said, smiling sweetly. The MC began to walk towards the cars already parked at the starting line. After he walked away, I snorted. “You better make him choke on his words,” I told Jackson. “I was thinking of making him drown in them but if it's what you please then so be it, Your Majesty.” Jackson bowed elegantly. He'd been smiling a lot more tonight. He was even cheering and whooping for other racers. I think we'd been here for two or three hours already.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.