Funny Moments South Park

Playing a game of vengeance is as hard as breaking a rock, especially when that game is equally as dangerous as something much more powerful; Love. Meet Luke, one of the few Trillionaire's in Europe. Luke Carrington, 25, carries an unimaginable amount of anger, hatred and pure resentment towards the Richardson family- the family responsible for the destruction and demise of family. He holds a deep grudge towards the Richardson family, believing they had orchestrated the murder of his parents. After narrowly escaping being murdered too, young Lucas flees to South Africa. Now an established man and one of the richest men in the world, Lucas returns to London and finds his way to the Richardson mansion to strike a deal with Judith Richardson after cunningly seizing all their wealth. Best believe that things are about to fall apart for the Richardson's, and our hero might just have some dangerous motives in mind.

Amelia's life went south after the demise of her father, who committed for the prevention of facing life imprisonment as being accused of fraudulence and this led to the bank seizing their properties, leaving Amelia bankrupt. Following the tragic experience, unknown to Amelia, she had a one-night-stand with her soon-to-be boss Alex, a renounced and popular billionaire in the city. She became pregnant, realizing it a month after. Amelia officially got employed to work in Alex's company and as they both worked closely, Alex and Amelia struggled to keep their personal history hidden from their colleagues. However, their undeniable chemistry and the lingering memories of their night together threatens to resurface, leading to a scandalous rumor, putting her career and reputation on the line. Will Amelia unravel the truth, face her emotions for Alex, and choose to embrace love? Or will she rather protect her professional life at all cost?

Lukas Reiner built his life based off a promise 9 years ago with Viktor Volkov... the only person who actually saw him and knew him for what he actually was. They dreamed of the same future, the same ice, the same victory together. Until Viktor disappeared without a word, leaving Lukas behind with nothing but silence, rain… and feelings he never got to confess. Now, Lukas is at the top of college... Captain, prodigy and untouchable on ice until Viktor comes back. Colder and older, acting like the past never existed. Their reunion explodes into violence, but being forced to work together drags them into something far more dangerous than hate. The tension turns into stolen moments and those moments turn into a habit but before either of them can stop it, the line between resentment and desire begins to blur. Lukas never let go of the past. Viktor never planned to face it. But on the ice, there’s nowhere left to run.

“I, Rayton an Alpha of Draken pack from North will not accept you as my mate!” He shouted but the woman just laughed make the wolves confused. “I, Beatrix Lilith a Dominant omega from South won’t accept any rejection from my mate! From now on, you will be my alpha no matter what you say and that’s an order.” She sweetly smiled at him but there is still coldness in her eyes. Now that Beatrix met her fated mate, she won’t let him rejected her like how other famous story from folks that women are always rejected by their mates. She looked at him and his reaction is so priceless, so confused and shocked. Now it’s time for her to seduce the person who fated to be her man.

I was the Omega girl no one wanted. I was abandoned as a baby and even my mate rejected me in front of my entire pack, leaving me hurt and humiliated. Then came the Peace Summit that only happens once every 70 years and I found out that the moon goddess gave me a second chance. Only, it's not one mate, but two. Valen Aibek, the sly King of the North, and Darian Callisto, the ruthless King of the South. They have been rivals for a decade but suddenly, they have one thing in common: me. They both claim I’m theirs. If I choose Valen, the South considers me a traitor. If I stay with Darian, the North invades. The two most powerful men want me and I’m the only thing standing between them and a world war.

Nathan, the next in line Alpha, and Rowena are mates, and they got married a year ago. Nathan doesn't like being tied down by Mate Bond, but his father, the old Alpha, really appreciates Rowena, so he has to marry her. Even after they got married, Nathan remained indifferent towards Rowena. Coral had a crush on Nathan for many years. After Nathan married Rowena, Coral tried to frame Rowena multiple times to make Nathan divorce her. Rowena was accused by Coral of killing the old Alpha and Nathan was furious. When Rowena is sent out of the park, would she be able to get over all that had happened? Would Rowena want to seek revenge on the people who made her suffer?

Readers said. 'Very funny, I needed cold showers! I dropped my tablet in the bath! Totally original. Outrageous. The goddesses thread is totally original.' Goddesses - is this what 50 Shades should have been about? Connie Grimshaw, is now a successful businesswoman in an international consultancy. She reached these dizzy heights by believing her mother - work hard and reject emotional needs. On a business trip, the dam bursts and her libido refuses to be silenced. Her PA (Dee) helps her reconcile her lascivious feelings by using a series of parables from ancient goddesses. This works until the goddesses land her in hilarious, embarrassing and sometimes, dangerous situations as she develops the vamp in herself. But there are forces at work, which try to mismanage her feelings. Can she defeat the bad boys? Firstly, she has to deal with Greg, the evil misogynist.

Two months into my cold war with Sean, the lover he’d been keeping finally danced her way right up to me, the real deal. Everyone expected me to react the same way I always had before, kicking up a huge scene to stake my claim. Instead, I looked at the intimate photos of Sean and her in the group chat, smiled, and sent them my blessing. [Looking good. Wishing you two a long and happy life.] The chat went dead silent. Sean must’ve sobered up from his little paradise because in the middle of the night, he drove home and pounded on my door. He was furious. “Do you think this is funny?” However, I only met his gaze calmly. “Honestly, after all these years, none of it is.”

Leah, the only child and heiress of the Irvings empire has found herself in a deep mess as she is unable to produce an heir. She is dimmed unfit by her parents and all her inheritance is handed over to her husband. Things go south when Leah realizes her husband has been a cheat and liar all through their marriage. To worsen things, she finds out her husband and best friend have secretly been in love. The billionaire heiress has to deal with betrayal and maltreatment from her husband and best friend. She has lost all hope until help comes from an unknown place. She is redeemed, and now wealthier than the people who made her suffer. It is time for the heiress to take revenge. How far is she willing to go?

“You are mine alone! I forbid you to look at any other man, your eyes should be on me!”, he snarled at me, trapping me to the wall, and his grip on my waist got stronger. I winced in pleasure and pain, his touch always has that sinful effect on me, His eyes were daring me to say something to push him off the limit but I know my mate too well now, how ruthless he can be when it comes to his possession (me). “I won't be a scapegoat today,” she thought to herself, pressing her wet hips together, trying to stop her body from wanting him. ******* Being the unwanted pup in the family came with many sufferings. Tahlia's father hated & tormented her because he lost the love of his life (her mother), during her birth. Until he came like a storm into her life without any warning. The only existing lycan descendant and royal Alpha Caspian kade Lexington of north hill park (the biggest and strongest park in the whole vicinity) is known for his godlike and Gorgeous features but his vile nature, raging temper, killer, and brutality reputation always preceded. Everyone feared him and he showed no mercy or weakness, it’s like he enjoyed it. He claimed her as his mate, known to always takes what he wants, but she’s also very stubborn, she will fight for her life and freedom, but her resistance, seems to spark the fire in him, none of her tactics were working and she was getting weak. The strong mate bond and the heat were getting to her - will Tahlia Bryony be able to find the true meaning of love in her mate or flee from it? Will Alpha Caspian open up and give her what she always hoped for?.