Novel & Cerita Funny Names To Call People

“Why is his name Bobby Fuzz Jones on your phone?” “Bobby and Fuzz are synonyms for cop and his surname is Jones.” I was still baffled though. “Why not just Robert Jones?” “I like nicknames.” She shrugged and turned the kettle on again since I hadn’t made coffee yet. “What’s mine?” Adara laughed loudly but shook her head. “Are you hungry?” I grabbed her phone from the counter again and called her from my phone. My eyes snapped up towards her as the name appeared on the screen. Her shoulders shook with laughter. “Puppy Fluff Sinclair?”

“And you think I’ll take that just because you said so? We’re in this, till I say we aren't…missy.” “Enough with the weird names. You know my name—Nicole.” He turned his head slightly, his grin just infuriating enough to make my fingers twitch. “Why? Does it make your heart flutter when I call you names?” I scoffed. “Please. The day that happens, I’ll jump off a cliff. Just call me by my name.” He hummed, pretending to think. “Nah, they fit you better. Shorty” he smirked. “Oh, really?” I leaned back, crossing my arms. “Then I guess I’ll call you Ego head from now on. That’s for when you talk too much. And Hockman…for when you call me by my surname.”

I began, wondering where he was going with this. "But I can't have people regarding my wife as a clown," he continued, lost in his own world and almost unaware of my presence. "It will only rub off on me. So I'll call you Zany. It sounds more feminine and not a lot of people know what it means. That's it, Zany. Do you like your new name?" He looked up at me with an amused expression after his proclamation, as if he was waiting for me to applaud his intelligence. I was mad.

"I find out what people are calling me and I get pretty accustomed to it quick. I had to considering I had so many of them." "Does anyone call you Kal?" I shook my head, taking a brief moment to stretch out before answering his question. "No. They said that it sounded too much like a guy's name like that so they took my initials and made a name out of that. Have you ever had strange nicknames?" Crispin turned away from me for a moment, gazing up at the ceiling to think. "Thankfully, just two: Pin and Jenny." "Jenny?" I sniggered. "That's really mean of whoever called you that."

Tina jested. "Or maybe I should start thinking of cat names," Noelle reached for a napkin and pen. "What do you think of Mittens everyone?" She inked the name on the napkin and an instant fit of laughter erupted from our entire table, causing a few people to throw their eyes in our direction. "You can't be serious," Jennifer wiped a tear from her eye. "No one in their right mind would name their cat mittens. Try Muffin. People like muffins."

Louis shouted as if I were just his nanny. "Missy!" exclaimed Sid in a baby voice. "Yanny!" Giles shouted while waving his hands. "Tardy!" Byron, called with his manly voice. I heard their voices calling out to me, but I didn't turn around. Argh, didn't I tell them not to talk to me or ignore me when we were in school? Those cretins are attempting to ruin my high school experience. And why are they calling me different names?! I have only one name, and that is Maxine! Maxine Wards! Where do they find such names as Wendy, Tardy, Missy, and Yanny? And those names they're calling me always end with the letter "Y."

“It's just so small and it doesn't cost a dime” “So let me hear what you have to say?” “It's just simple I want you to stop calling me Mr Valmore” “Huh? Then what should I call you” “Lovebug” “Huh? Haha…haha…!!!” I burst out laughing so hard “What are you? A bug? Come on you're not a kid” “Then call me a lovely name not just Mr Valmore” “Hmm, I will think of one later” “No…no….not later you have to think if it now’’

he said popping the p, I scoffed audibly "And stop calling me weird names" I spoke irritatingly "What weird names?" He asked in confusion "I don't know how to pronounce them, bambi-na? And mia- kara? I don't know!" I snapped at him He only gave me a chuckle in return "Are you laughing at me?" I asked him with squinted eyes. "No, they are not weird names. They are just your nicknames that only I can call" he shook his head sideways with a huge grin.

I rolled my eyes and asked, "Didn't I ask you to stop calling me like that?" "Then how should I call my wife? Or do you want me to call you by nicknames? Doesn't that sound cheesy? If you want, I don't mind though. Do you want me to call you honey bun or creampie or… but those names don't suit you babe. Maybe I should call you the fiery one. It'll be more suitable than any other." And let out a laugh. I ignored him and turned on the television. He asked, "Weird." "What's weird?"

I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter. “Damn !” Dre groaned while rolling back to face me. “Me - fucking - too, Simz,” he concurred and I suddenly sobered up. Simz ? How did he know my household pet name ? Only my dear and near ones knew about it and used it. Is this nickname so natural for everyone to come up with ? I don’t think so ! That is a lot fucking strange. “Sammy” or “Sam” would have been acceptable as they were common.