Funny Username Ideas Novels & Stories

Brett gasped before he picked up his phone from his inner pocket. "I have no objection, Mr. Lozano," Chandler replied, followed by Adam’s response, "Me too." "Alright!" Lawrence cheered and then posted their picture on his social media account. "What's your Instagr*m account? Is it okay to follow you?" Brett asked. "Sure, I'll follow you back," Lawrence said. "My account is Lawrence underscore Not underscore Highrence." That's a unique username, but no one dared to bring it up.

(Inserted three heart emojis) Since they make me smile, I spare some time to respond to them… @sassytamara: @celynvhidalgo, of course! For you and your hubby @johannhidalgo. Enjoy, couple! (Inserted kiss emoji) I also noticed that two of my friends took marriage so seriously that their usernames were changed to their husbands' last names. From @celynvillafuerte, it became @celynvhidalgo. And from Yasmine Tan, it had become @yasminemonteverde

Black teased, shaking his head fondly. I ignored him, pulling out my phone and snapping a picture of me and the puppy together. I sent it to the group chat with the caption: New baby! Name ideas? The replies flooded in almost instantly. “Fluffy,” Zack suggested. “Snowball,” Mike added. “Marshmallow,” Leo chimed in. “Ryan Jr.,” Ryan wrote, earning immediate eye-roll emojis from everyone else. I laughed, shaking my head as I scrolled through their ridiculous suggestions. “She’s so loved already,” I whispered, holding the puppy closer as she snuggled against me.

It was the girl with the weird username. She had sent him a 'hello' and a 'would you like to be my friend?' which he found weird but also cute so he chuckled lowly while replying to her with a greeting of his own and answering positively to her question. She had only ten followers, no pictures on her account, just a few tweets about her obsession with plushies which had him giggling again.

None of them made much sense, and just seemed to be random internet lingo and usernames. A few did stick out though. She saw the email name of one of the guys that had sent her a picture of his cock, an especially large and impressive specimen. There was another that made her wonder if her real life friends were there. "AandZ" was the username, and she smirked, wondering if they were watching. Finally, she saw something that made her grin, and even pointed it out to Duncan. "CoopandDaph" was the name of one of the people, and she smiled, knowing that her ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend were watching.

I liked watching without being watched. So I opened a new tab. How to view I***a*gram stories without being logged in. The answers were… garbage. I needed an account. So I made one. It was supposed to take two minutes. It took ten. I*******m now wanted everything short of my blood type. “Choose a username,” the screen demanded. I typed notyourbusiness001. Taken. Of course it was. jhateapps. Taken. ceo. ghost. Taken.

“Look at this one.” My cheeks were red as I read the comments people had left on the post. They weren’t referring to me as a gold digger this time around. Some commented on how they wished they are the ones getting married to Kingston. They also commented on how lucky they think I am. Luckiest girl ever, one commented. The more comment I read, the more I blushed until I come across a comment by one Itsnotover. First, the username was strange. What the heck was Itsnotover? How did that classify as a username? Then the comment was stranger, It will all end in tears. Jenny clicked on the username so that we could find out more about the person, but there was no picture on his display pict

Clay nodded at my phone. “Hold your horses.” I rolled my eyes, pulling up the list. “Okay, the others in the cartoon movie were Slightly, Nibs, Chubby, and Twins.” I frowned, not liking any of those. “Ah, here we go. In Hook, there was also Ace. But that’s a no go since that’s my brother. Thud Butt is also a no. We aren’t insulting the puppies.” I shook my head. “Pockets could be cute. Don’t Ask, Too Small, Latchboy, and No Nap were the others. I don’t like those names.” I wrinkled my nose.

It was initially annoying as he couldn't go by his name which led to him adding numerous 'x' to his name until he was finally allowed to have a username. Biting his already bruised lips, he clicked on the search icon. After hesitating for a while, he exhaled and typed in 'Sebastain Keates'. It was insane how so many people seemed to bear the same name. He came across over a dozen accounts all having similar usernames and none being the actual person he was searching for. He let out a final groan as he clicked on the last account having a name similar to Sebastian Keates. He rolled his eyes on realizing that again, it wasn't who he was seeking.

It was a dead zone for me as I saw no point ogling celebrities or watching funny reels when I had a lot to do to secure my boy's future. Ivy leaned close. “What's your handle, Elaine?” “I'm sorry but I don't use I***a,” I shook my head, beaming politely. Her face fell, then she snapped her finger in glee. “But you use F******k right? Give me your name and I'll add you there.” Bummer. “Same name. Elaine Matthews.” I forced a smile. It'd been ages I last used that account and I hardly had any personal friends there. “What about you, Mr. Sturm?” Ivy's voice wavered as she glanced at him expectantly. “Do you have a F******k account as well?”