Funny Names To Call People Novels & Stories

he tosses out, and immediately the group erupts with laughter. I offer a small chuckle, trying not to be bothered. “Very funny,” I say. “Okay, what’s your real name, please?” “My first name is Butt,” he insists. “Last name is Poop.” Once more, this makes everyone laugh hysterically, and I have to resist the urge to sigh. I forgot just how funny five-year-olds think potty words can be. “My name is Puke!” another boy calls out. “And I’m Pee!” a little girl declares.

"What if I give our pup odd names? "...It can't be that bad. Right?" "Oh? You think so?" he said. "Then the eldest will be called Uno. And the youngest will be called Dos." My jaw dropped. "Marius!" "Or we could just call them Red and Blue to match Lydia's socks." I stared at him in horror as he tried but failed to contain his laughter. "Hmm... Or maybe Knight and Sword. Or better yet, Bear One and Bear Two since you are always telling me you are eating like one."

We stay in comfortable silence watching the stars and listening to the sea breeze when she turns to me looking at me expectantly. “what?” I ask her when she starts giggling. “I just figured out what to call you three” “this is going to horrible isn’t it” “okay I was just sitting here thinking what is the perfect name that will piss Matty off when I thought of the three amigos which is cool so no” “hey!!” “but then the perfect one came to me” “oh god”I shake my head but I can’t lose the smile on my lips. “from now on I will be referring to you three as Alvin and the chipmunks”

Colin said. "Does it have a name?" Eranthe asked. "It's just a cat. Why would it need a name?" Colin wondered. Eranthe replied, "Well..." "Is that not interesting enough for you?" "What if we call it 'Interest'?" ? "What kind of name is that? Are you really going to introduce it to people with that name?" "Well, that adds some charm, doesn't it?" Eranthe rolled her eyes, "This joke is not funny at all, it's ice-cold."

Luna and Gabi put their hands over their mouths holding back the laughter, Jon on the other hand couldn't hold back anymore. I don't know why they are laughing. - My son won't even be called that. - Luna said between laughter. - No way. - Our. – Fix her. - Poor child. - Gabi doesn't interfere. - I said getting sulky. – It's a beautiful name. Luna stopped and looked at me. - What if it's a woman? I started to think and I smiled. - Liamey Harrison Frey. Everyone burst out laughing, I sulked and didn't speak to any of them, they were making fun of me for a long time.

The saddest laugh “Oh come on, brother, im just having a little fun, don't take it to heart” Eyeing him carefully, I waited for him to say what was on his mind, but instead, he was watching me, and I could see that he was making up a story. Ignoring him, I called Erick, “ Can you come and throw out this unknown man in my office?” I hung up before he could say anything. Looking baffled, my brother pointed at his chest. “I'm the unknown person?” he asked. Clapping, “Oh wow, looks like our parents didn't waste their money on your education.” I hide a grin behind my hand.

It was beginning to look like he was missing my name intentionally just to piss me off, or he was simply dumb. Either way, it wasn’t funny. I had been called everything except my actual name. “You don’t have to call me anything if you can’t even get my name properly. Just don’t talk to me.”

Nana beamed, already happy that she can use another name for her new sister. "I'll only let you do that. Those old women spoilt my name to Jummanah and I don't want to hear that again please. It's already hard that the small kids started calling me Jummianu. This one looks like they're calling me someone with genie." She looks irritated now but it didn't stop Nana from laughing. "God, the people here are very funny sometimes. Thank God my name is not hard." She dramatically sighed, earning a hit on the arm from Maajida.

I sigh a little taking a look at the food. “You can call me Liv.” I say finally, giving in to the whole name thing which did make her eyes light up. “Don’t get too excited, that’s only a nickname everybody calls me, it actually doesn’t sound anything like what my real name is. When I met one of my close friends, he told me I looked like a Liv and the name sort of stuck.” I explain with a tiny smile recalling the memory, Bradley can be so weird and definitely, is terrible at guessing what peoples names are.

Her laughter is music to my ears, a symphony of joy that lifts my spirits. "Come on, Stacey, what's wrong with naming our baby 'Rocket' or 'Moonbeam'?" I tease, a playful glint in my eyes as I revel in the sound of her laughter. Stacey chuckles, shaking her head at my suggestions. "Juan, you never cease to amaze me with your creative name ideas. Let's stick to something a bit more traditional, shall we?" she jokes, her eyes sparkling with mirth.