Funny Naruto Fanfiction Novels & Stories

He just couldn’t move forward. Naraja: “The f*ck? Is this your doing!” *CRUNCH!!* Naraja: “AWWRRRGGGHHHHHH! MY LEEEGG!!” ???: “Oh my. I’m sorry, did that hurt Naraja~? I’m so, so sooorryy~” Naraja: “You goddamn capricious prick! Just wait till I–I get out of here!” ???: “Sure. I would love to see that.”

Chapter 23 “I guess I am not patient enough, I just wanna show you who the boss is, I am glad it works out, Nate you can’t do without me, I am the master planner now, I make sure I treat my pûssy and I also clear the mark on my left brèast with enough powder, Susan you’re too much” Susan said and burst into laughter, and Nate stood up from the ground, he has decided to pretend like the thing doesn’t get to him, but it really got to him, like the first time she raped him.

“This section is the best! Come on, let’s try a few!” Nora hesitated. “I’m not really good at these things. I’ll probably slow you down.” Jodi gave her a playful pat on the shoulder. “Relax! It’s just for fun, not a competition. Look—there’s an ‘Anime Trivia Challenge.’ You’ll be fine. You know more than you think.” They walked over to the trivia booth just as the host announced the next question. “In Naruto, what’s the main character’s signature move?” Jodi frowned in thought, but Nora leaned in and whispered, “Rasengan.”

Mahira excitedly called Ana as soon as she stepped out and gave her the entire update, “he was actually scared that you'd pulp him to a belt and wear it across your waist and flaunt it, and guess what?" "What?" asked Ana, then quickly replied, "Don't tell me your visualisation was at its peak imagining everything right," she spoke in a stern tone, Mahira felt probably Ana was offended , after all Harry was her fiance , no woman appreciates a joke on her man, "Er.. I'm sorry Ana but I...," she stopped as she was abruptly cut by Ana's violent spurt of laughter "What? why are you laughing now?" Mahira asked "Bec-- Because I- I too imagined it all and it was so fu.. funny, ha ha ha ha ,"

I hissed at him and covered his eyes. "Assholes." Ayu said and smacked our heads. "Would you stop eye raping every women you'll see?" "Sorry." I said and smiled at her awkwardly. "Can I move to Nami's apartment?" "Do you want to die?" I asked back and shot him a dagger look. "Oh my God, I know that kind of reaction!" Jiroo exclaimed and he laughed. "Don't tell me you like me?" "Don't give me reason to doubt that you are really turtle rabbit." Ayu tells him and punches his shoulder while I stare at Jiroo ludicrously. "He likes Je–."

Damon's smile faltered for a moment before he chuckled darkly. "Oh, he knows," he said, his voice low and menacing. "I sent him a text last night. Told him we'd be waiting. Let's see how long it takes him to save you... .for now...enjoy the scene until it's your turn" He pulled on Hinata's long hair so hard and continued using her as a pleasure toy. "Fucking loose, bitch...even your second hole is loose." He fisted her, stretching her beyond limits. Hinata's eyes rolled back as if she would give up the ghost soonest, her mouth open but no sound was heard only salivating and drooling like she was having seizures.

Usually, his job is just shouting, refusing, and glaring. But... After this, we play it. Ah, what did Nara mean? After thinking what the actual words meant, finally, the gnats just grinned. His mind misunderstood again, he smiled happily, "My girl is getting cute." *** See you next part :)

Jessy said that it is not girl like, that I should watch barbie or philippines love stories like other girls, I guess I am not like other girls. " Awesome!" I screamed as Naruto got summoned to Konoha by the grandma frog, I have watched it a million times but I never enjoyed it any lesser. My heart progresses as the fight progresses, I still don't get why some people think that Sasuke is stronger than Naruto, apart from the time when they were kids Naruto have always been stronger. My phone beeped once as a sign of W******p message alert, I ignored it since I don't want to miss the pain fight but it kept beeping that I have to reply whoever than is being this annoying. I gasped as I saw the

But that fantasy didn't even solidify into a real delusion when a loud noise rang right beside his head. Min-a swore he had an Aneurysm because his head almost exploded from the sudden blood rush to his head. He waited for the blue bird song from an Intro in Naruto to exhaust itself before he took a deep breath, switching from his side to face his pillow face first. Min-a spoke with his voice muffled into the pillow, “I promise you, old man, that deathwish you are dearly searching for, I'll hand it to you, free of charge.” So much venom filled his tone that it could have scorched the pillow beneath his face, but the only thing that was burning was his nose from his morning breath.

I hear a growling from the side of me and realise i have done it again. “Nari , what have i told you” He groans as he has been trying to work for the past hour and my mind keeps leading to my arousal driving him mad . I can feel my cheeks heat up at his comments . I bury my face in my hands. “I can't help it , she is like a sex fiend” I whine as he snaps his laptop shut and comes over to me . “Come on , it’s getting late. You must be hungry, let's go to the dining hall”