Funny Overwatch Novels & Stories

The baby opens her mouth in a gummy grin that shows of her two little pointy teeth and makes a sound that vaguely resembles gasping. “See! Did you see it? Did you hear it? She laughed at me!” Owen says proudly, giving his wife a smug look. “I love when she does that. She has the cutest laugh. She laughed at me.” “We all laugh at you, Owen.” Jack says, coming into the room. “It's nothing to get so excited about.” “Shut up, Jack-” He mouths the 'ass' part silently and his brother laughs. “Oh how the manly have fallen.” Jack says and Owen glares at him.

Nicklaus said darkly making everyone except Kwan and his father of course, shiver. “This war is getting more interesting, and am sure I will enjoy the war a head. I was starting to get bored fighting weaklings but this super soldiers, wow, they are fun to spar with.” Kwan said making his father laugh, “true, you spar with them make them think they can kill you then you give them their deaths. Hahaha this is amazing!” Wang said as the father and son duo laugh at there not so funny jokes.

Jax: What he said Gage: damn cockblocks Maci: cue eyeroll🙄😆 Dylan: LMFAO TATQUEEN: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 TRAVIS: Ya'll are too much 😂😂😂 LINA: CONGRATS GIRL!!! ARI: WOOOOHOOOO!!! CHASE: WAY TO KNOCK HER UP BRO!! TOMMY: I FEEL LIKE IF I ROLL MY EYES ANYMORE THEY'LL GET STUCK WYATT: DON'T WORRY WILL AND I WILL KNOCK EM BACK FOR YOU CASS: DAMN IDIOTS

SL: Oh yeah, of course, you were, haha PS: Yes :) SL: Ok :) OF: Oh man, this is awkward OF: It's not that hard to admit your feelings, you know MC: LMAOOOO WG: What the hell OF: What's so funny, Mia? WG: You never 'LMAOOOO' with me, Mia. How will you make up to me for my hurt feelings? MC: Shut up... WG: :) OF: I can't believe mobsters can sound so... PS: So? OF: Dumb and oblivious SL: Boss, reign this brat in before I do something drastic Ash: Why me of all people, should do that?

George yelled. "What did you say?!" Owen demanded. "That's fucked up bro, that's fucked up," George muttered looking concerned. Owen shook his head furiously, "It's crazy but funny as hell." he laughed. They both started laughing, George slapped Owen on the back and then pulled him up in a tight hug. "Oh my god bro," George whispered. "Yeah, so funny." I murmured angrily. "I'm sorry man, but it's hilarious, I should thank her for stressing you out." They kept laughing.

“My Alpha, I swear I didn’t go there to plot against you. A royal guard to their King had a sick daughter. He begged me to help. I didn't know they sent me silver. I told him to pay me nothing. “ The Alpha began to laugh. His men joined him. "Oh so a money hungry bastard like you asked a man to pay you nothing.” The Alpha kicked dad on his face. “Well, if you think I am here to listen to your bullshit then you are wrong Alphonso because you have already been condemned. I just want to watch your punishment.” The alpha returned to his seat. “Kill them all." He ordered. That bloody wolf rushed dad, swinging his claws at him. Dad sprang from the floor and thrust dagger towards the guy’s stomach.

To my immense astonishment, on the arena ground lay the Draven twins on their backs groaning and clutching their noses while Ryder and Chester giggled and slammed their bulky side waists on each other’s with glee. “What just happened ?” I asked in surprise. “The Red Team won an easy point and it was so hilarious,” Vanessa laughed. “Yeah I can see that but how did they manage to do that ?” I asked in obvious shock. “Uh well I am guessing the Red Team boys farted on the Draven twin’s faces first coz the the Blue Team seemed to be stunned shock for a moment and had scrunched up noses on their faces before they were pushed out by the Red Team’s asses,” Vanessa narrated.

As they were still in their training fits, coupled with the vest and goggles, they looked funny and made jokes of each other. "Oi Shanks, I grew up in the other world and you look just like the teenage mutant ninja turtles I saw on those large screens, what do they call them again?" "Televisions?" "Yes yes, television haha." K, a notorious member known for his jokes, teased a bald muscular member. Shanks didn't show much reaction, he shot K a disdainful look and clicked his tongue like he couldn't be bothered with him. "No discussions. Eye on the road." The leader of the batch of 100 men of war stationed at the gate warned.

The air crackled with their adrenaline and camaraderie, their anticipation for the upcoming game contagious. As I pushed my way through the crowd, one guy jeered, "Hey, look at Shorty over here! What's your sport, little man? Mini-golf?" Laughter erupted around me. Another chimed in, "More like the Elf Olympics!" Their laughter felt like a punch to the gut, but I wasn't surprised. I already knew my height would be another point of contention I'd have to deal with here. Trying to mask my discomfort, I shot back, "You know what they say about us little guys, right? We're like ninjas, here one moment, gone the next." Their laughter only grew louder, echoing loudly in my ears.

I lined up my shot, squinting a little against the sun, when Cartwright said, “Bet you can’t get it in under par this hole.” “You’re on,” I said, smirking. I took my shot, and the ball went wide. Like, way wide. It wasn’t even funny how bad it was. Cartwright started laughing so hard he almost fell over. “Man, you suck!” he said between gasps, slapping his knee like this was the funniest thing in the world even though it wasn't. Ass. Mae's ass. I was obsessed with it. Focus! “Whatever, dude,” I shot back, grinning. “Let’s see you do better.”