Funny Overwatch Novels & Stories

Scott Barlow's disdainful voice came through the speakerphone, "Vince Cline, you can't even hold on to a woman—just like your father." Emma Kemp laughed as she hung up the phone. She then leaned in and wrapped her arms around me. "What's wrong? Don't tell me you're actually angry? It's not like this is the first time." I lowered my eyes, hiding all the emotions deep inside, and shook my head. "No." Emma frowned slightly, sensing something was off.

Oscar complained, turning to me as if I were his mother, "he made me lose my memory so I don't remember you." "See! These two are so difficult to deal with," Axel quickly chimed in, pointing at the other two. Shane and Oscar turned to Axel, and they playfully started to roughhouse with him, pushing him around while he tried to fight them off. Before I could get too angry, I heard little laughs coming from Yuna, and my entire world stopped right there. The brothers paused to look at her and found her giggling. Shane then subtly nudged Oscar again, and Yuna's laughter grew even louder. Her little laugh was the most adorable sound in the world.

But their happy moments were cut short when they hear a stifled laughter. "Myron! Why did you laugh?" Sean whined like a kid. Myron laughs more. Followed by the others. Kaleb chuckled at his team's silliness. "Babe, you could've hold it longer." Vance said bored. "Yeah, you're no fun." Theo added. "Sorry. I just can't hold it seeing their faces." Myron defended. The enemies are dumbfounded. They were tricked. "Enough! You think this is a child's play?!" Aran spats in anger.

For the rest of the afternoon was spent watching their squealing Alpha run from his Omega who was carrying a large, empty but still VERY heavy pot that'll no doubt have the possibility of causing a concussion to the unfortunate victim - which is Ronan. Nearly everyone died from laughing; Isaac was cackling by the tree while Gabe, Nica and Nic were practically wheezing. Seth was wiping tears from his eyes. But inwardly, as Zannicus tore across the grass after his Alpha who was already begging for forgiveness, he was glad that Ronan did something that made him happy; everyone was laughing, everyone was smiling when they barely had anymore time to just relax for the past months. If embarrassmen

"This outfit? Just something I picked up casually. Only tens of thousand." I let out a short laugh and typed. [Return the coat before you embarrass yourself.] The moment I sent it, the chat exploded. [Who are you? Jealous of our queen?] Then Tara messaged me directly, full of smugness. [Sophia. I've got hundreds of thousands of followers now. Being jealous won't help you.] I replied coldly. [I've already reported the theft. The total value is in the millions. You can prepare for prison.] She paused for a few seconds, then replied.

Utterly speechless, the last ridiculous shred of hope inside me died quietly. … Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Silvercrest pack, Ethan glared at his phone with a frosty expression. The dark circles beneath his eyes were daunting. He was like a trapped beast, pacing the office back and forth, exuding a cold yet dangerous air. His phone was placed face down on the table. He almost flung it out of the window twice. When he saw the state his usually level-headed best friend was in, Cameron Duffal—Ethan's Beta—could no longer hold in his laughter.

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

#NewMoonPackFallout: Dumb Omega Costs Entire Pack Their Bonus, Netizens Say ‘I’d Kill for a $10k Cash Bonus’ I glanced at it, a cold smile touching my lips. Public opinion was turning. Too little, too late.

Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would anyone think they’d choose a meandering sea cow? “It’s true. Logan told me. ’Course he also said mer- maids don’t exist.” Michael broke into peals of laughter and Logan joined in, although obviously not getting the real joke. Although the real joke was on her.

A snort escaped Eleanor's mouth during the laughter which had them chortling in a more high voice as she clutched her stomach due to the pain of laughter and Finn was already rolling on the floor with immense laughter. "What the fuck?" Said confused Leon as he he walked inside and stared at both of them. "T-target." Finn snorted in between his laughter and this time it was Eleanor who threw her head back laughing crazily. They both looked psycho crazy maniacs with tears filling in their eyes. Finn pointed at Leon and then he made an action of slashing neck, which had Eleanor snorting more as if they shared an inside joke and they continued to laugh. "For fuck's sake!" Leon grumbled staring a